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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's gonna cop those sunnies and make them the new dogwhistle for le nazis?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they look like gay cheap plastic shit
      would rather have something like pic related

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Uurm acktually...
        Shut up you fricking geek lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looking forward to the "steal his look" infographic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm already looking for one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.imperialbdu.com/products/civil-war-movie-style-red-glasses-amear-red-sunglasses-int-shipping

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're Party City glasses and they cost $8, not $22.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't doubt you but how do you know it's that specific brand/model?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >how do you know it's that specific brand/model?
              I am Jesse Plemons

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How does Kirsten Dunst pussy feel like?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're a good actor, I like you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want the designer version that's $100 so I can steal his look

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Moscot's close, but not exactly screen accurate.

              How does Kirsten Dunst pussy feel like?

              Better than Rossum's.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks Jesse. You were the best part in the entire movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are these guys feds?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Delta Force. Im not one to jack off to the whole spec ops thing, but thats a cool pic

        Who's gonna cop those sunnies and make them the new dogwhistle for le nazis?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just a couple of tourists anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      diversity is dog whistle for anti-white

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What kind of shill?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is this scene still not available anywhere online?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whole movie is out and about.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just want to see the scene, not download the whole journalist ass-tonguing movie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up b***h. Keep yourself piqued.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moron moviesjoy.is

          Why would you download a movie? That's a crime.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Torrent came out like a week ago dude

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, it was out early Friday (less than 48 hours ago)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's on youtube, just filter by day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        been trying that for a while
        finally found one just now that was actually the scene instead of just bits from the trailer
        less kino that I was expecting
        sad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what happens?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Chinese

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ching chong ching you created covid chang

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *BANG*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how are you water?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im a not a christian nationalist or ultra maga nor israelite. im a usa citizen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd blast your fedora wearing, dumb goy head off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course you would sweatie.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did the president say at the end? Completely unintelligible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just something about begging for his life because the people that this was made by and for are self-indulgent psychopaths

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'don't let them fricking kill me'

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jeb 2024

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sneed

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a sovereign citizen you fat pig.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain the weird-ass route they took?
    They started in New York, went to South Carolina, and then went north to Washington?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought they started in Texas
      the earlier shit was from when they were just wandering around before they realized that they might run out of time and so they started their trip to DC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's why Jessie was able to find them.
        When they're in the hotel, that's the immediate aftermath of the explosion in New York I'm like 90% sure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They started in NY, went through PA, then WV, then through VA to DC. I believe the Jesse Plemons scene took place in PA, I don't remember. Probably would have been quicker if they just went down the coast, but I think it was explained in some exposition at the beginning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I95 is glassed
      they looped around pennsylvania through pittsburgh and then east through west virginia

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The kind that watches Newsmax and jerk offs to AI generated hentai.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't watch Newsmax.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    African American

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm australian would he shoot me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Id shoot you and ive only had great times with oz c**ts in hostels overseas. Frick off we're full.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of australian are you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a sphinx-like riddle.
      Your answer should be the State where you live but most importantly you should speak clearly so that your national/regional allegiance will be unequivocal. If you hesitate, you're worthless.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he'd shit his pants and beg you to spare him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would. In a hot civil war IRL, you could easily be an ally of the deep state. Plus straya's history of being pro-globohomosexual doesn't do you any favors. To be fair, anyone with a strong accent would be suspect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would if you said you were from Melbourne or Sydney

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is an Australian a type of American? you stupid fricking moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Australia is a CIA puppet state

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what does that have to do with anything?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RAPED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh Colorado see that's good . Lol I'm from Hong Kong bamn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh Colorado see that's good . Lol I'm from Hong Kong bamn
      Yeah, I can't imagine FL, MO, and CO were even on the same sides of the civil war. But he's right: they're American.

      Shoot all foreigners.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was an interesting movie nonetheless, I think it was the western forces and the independent Florida or something like that. Funny scene though in my opinion

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He was feeling zesty. Thats why his part of America broke off. To defend the unalienable right of every american man to be as zesty as he wants.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The monarchist luso-catholic kind.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's to create a memorable and striking look, and judging by the memes, it worked.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The "racist with a Chinese wife" kind

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Virginia

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Civil War is a fricking awful movie but this is unironically the best scene in any movie released so far this year. It's a mix of tension, irony, absurdism and concision that works perfectly.
    Plemons' method acting seems even more realistic when contrasted to the other actors' slobbering because it makes him more human and his questions are both ambiguous and relevant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >method
      Um, not what that means, dude.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is but I'm not giving you remedial lessons, "dude". Educate yourself.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    immediately brings into question his affiliation as it's not a part of expected military uniform. could be a random psychopath playing dressup instead of a soldier. and what

    [...]
    it's to create a memorable and striking look, and judging by the memes, it worked.

    said

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are these loyalists or western allliance?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably neither, just randos using the civil war as an excuse to form a right wing death squad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where are the left wing drath squads?
        Or is it just a fear porn for leftists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would you survive if you were the Chinese man? Maybe you could say Guam or the Philippines and see if he follows the American empire.

      Loyalists hiding a massacre now that they know they're going to lose. It happens a lot and usually ends up being picked up years later by satellite.

      I think the militia/resistance used bright colours and paint to distinguish themselves.

      just something about begging for his life because the people that this was made by and for are self-indulgent psychopaths

      The entire point of the journey was to see what the president was like. It turns out he was just a generic dictator like all the rest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just pick a us state you are familiar with and say you're from their, i'm watching the movie right now and just got to this scene, why the frick doesn't he say he's from ny or something

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's ESL with a strong accent. I assume he'd just execute him for lying.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            better then saying your from hk, any chance is better then none, your parents came here before you were born etc etc, at least its better then just saying your a foreigner

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a proto-American (irish)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'd spare you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Potato Black folk ruined america

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rocket Man. You?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    'homo-fasc' hermeneutics of (rapey) gay suspicion, a tale almost as old as time.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone even use Eotechs anymore? Does this movie take place in 2009?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and the exps line didnt come out until 2010

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i still have an eotech it works good. you 'movie is illiogical' morons that miss the point need to at least be right about your low iq pedantics

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't like Eotechs and none of my gun buddies do either so I guess my perception of their reputation is just warped

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It was unscripted. I think Plemons wore it on set unprompted, and refused to take it off because he thought it looked good for the role. He was right. He really is a good actor.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would it kill him to lose the rest of the weight? He got super famous. Do the work, fatty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie was shot a year or two ago. He has lost a ton of weight. But I don't like it, he looks more kino when he's a bit chubby.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least it made his fat pig lose some weight as well

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All ozempic, sure they "lost" the weight, but losing something implies an action. And not just pump yourself full of the latest meme drugs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is ozempic bad for you anyways? I know shit about it & need to lose some weight asap.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              eat less and go for a run

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You should try to be disciplined and lose the weight by yourself first. Ozempic is only for people with diabetes that cannot lose the weight.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Semaglutide may cause gastroparesis. Tirzepatide is a better option.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Mounjaro sales rep

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OH N-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This whole scene was so ass but this shit made me chuckle. The sound design made it even funnier because they're trying to keep their argument going but it gets blown out by the sound of the oncoming vehicle's engine, yet they don't even turn to look until the car is 10 feet away. God this movie fricking sucked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the women were screeching
      but to silence an suv?
      i dont know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the movie was interesting until that part absolutely killed it for me. So fricking unreal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he did literally just shoot a rifle twice with no earpro on

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, lack of that was prevalent throughout. Even with that wimpy 105mm, when the M1 fired during the White House gate assault everyone around it should have been deafened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This scene and Kirsten Dunst standing in the middle of the hallway in the white house was moronic.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Canadian. Do I get shot?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how many dollars you have.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In Civil War universe CAD is worth more than USD
        I'm Canadian and I thought that was cringe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of Canadian?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saar... please

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BANG

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        French(I'm fully expecting to get shot)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pas de problème

          Saar... please

          _____BANG_____

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alberta strong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the kind with 300 bucks in his pocket
        *wink*

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shoots you
          >takes your wallet
          >throws your useless monopoly money in the trash

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Trying to make him look insane. Also Sam Hyde wears silly glasses too.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what kind of shit?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Elton John in an alternate universe where he didn't become a musician

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Reuters? That doesn't sound American.
    Why would he say this when he says he knows what Reuters is in the next sentence? Thomson Reuters is literally based in Canada. What the frick was his problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Paul Julius Reuter (born Israel Beer Josaphat; 21 July 1816 – 25 February 1899), later ennobled as Freiherr von Reuter (Baron von Reuter),[1] was a German-born British entrepreneur who was a pioneer of telegraphy and news reporting.[2] He was a reporter, media owner, and the founder of the Reuters news agency, which became part of the Thomson Reuters conglomerate in 2008.[3]
      >Reuter was born as Israel Beer Josaphat in Kassel, Electorate of Hesse (now part of the Federal Republic of Germany).[4] His father, Samuel Levi Josaphat, was a rabbi.
      That doesn't sound American.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every. fricking. time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's earnest and at the same time ironic/tongue in cheek/deadpan throughout the interaction.
      He does something similar when he replies "South American? Central American"? to the journalist guy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds european, also if you are expecting a crazy racist redneck to know the difference between, or care about, AP and Reuters well, dont.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello sir now listen bloody basterd im Aryan American

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DO NOT REDEEM THE BULLET SAAR! DO NOT REDEEM!

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He asked them to clarify if they were South, Central, or North American, with North America obviously being the right answer. Canada would definitely clock as North American to him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He asked them to clarify if they were South, Central, or North American, with North America obviously being the right answer.
      You get that in retrospect.

      At the time, he seemingly killed without mercy or reason. What sucks is, that he would have let the baby reporter girl free. But then the calvary fricked it all up.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So did he believe that the hispanic guy was from Florida? He didn't seem convinced, I thought he was going to shoot him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did, but he didn't consider Florida "real" America, that's why he tells the two white girls they are from America all smiling. Guy was probably from South Florida which is full of latinos.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It did give me some satisfaction to see the dude reporter crying screaming throwing up shitting his pants etc because his two friends got killed

    Most of the rest of the movie he's treating the war like some kind of playground ignorant to the way its impacting the people in the country itself

    So kudos to the movie for btfoing
    >journalists

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't watched the scene but it seems like it would be an intense scene in a movie that didn't seem so soulless and dumb

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's nice that the movie has the ballz to actually kill them, but the Ex Machina that saves the main cast in that scene is so stupid and predictable it's kind of dumb and annoying.
        Still enjoyed the movie though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's nice that the movie has the ballz to actually kill them
          They literally show up right before they get killed.
          >Oh, but wise old fat black grandpa reporter gets killed
          So much ballzzz

          The entire film had a slightly grating tone. You could tell it was inspired by Alex Garland seething at Trump for the past 8 years.
          Every single frame and line of dialogue had this feel of
          >We're so wise, hardened and battle-scarred *smokes cigarette* This movie is what it feels like living in Trump's America
          It had some interesting visuals and I could see potential behind some of the ideas, but overall I found it more annoying than enjoyable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is tense when you watch the movie. The press go around with immunity in this movie, walking right up to people in shootouts and people leave them be. They get shot at from far away one time but it's not the same. Meth damon scene is the first time in the movie people actually stop them and threaten their life directly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its a great movie, even the aftermath is kino with the latino journo breaking dowm after they escape. Get fricked, amazing film.

        Unironically most intense film of this year. Havent felt this much anxiety watching a movie since Uncut Gems.

        Cheese!

        After the crazy racist scene the latino dude just lost it, he realized how fricked up the whoel thing was. I think the movie is the two characters changing sides so two speak, the blonde girl going from "always get the shot" to "i dont wanna do this anymore, im afraid" and the latino guy going from "always be cautious" to "always get the shot no matter what"

        There was a video floating around of some mainlander chinese laughing their asses off at this scene in the theater because he says he's from hong kong and gets shot

        Do they not understand that to the glasses guy there was no difference?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do they not understand that to the glasses guy there was no difference?
          No. Thirdies are completely unable to comprehend that we don't give a single frick about their internal divisions. See all the jeets screeching about dalits and brahmins or whatever as if anyone cares what flavor of shit they are.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            says the ameriBlack person as muttland fills up with thirdies. your country will become majority Hispanic in a decade or so.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          latinx*

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do they not understand that to the glasses guy there was no difference?
          Absolutely. The mainlanders know that. It's what they've been saying since time immemorial.
          But the Hong Kongers don't since they're delusional and cucked. So seeing a HKer get blasted by whitey is fricking funny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was a video floating around of some mainlander chinese laughing their asses off at this scene in the theater because he says he's from hong kong and gets shot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean in the Chinese dub the guy says he's from Hong Kong? That is pretty funny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would they even show this in China? I thought their government hates any form of media depicting rebellion/civil war.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's showing the collapse of America, isn't that like china's wet dream?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek
          BASED

          Also HKers speak Cantonese. These guys spoke Mandarin for some reason.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            HKers don't even call themselves Han; they call themselves Tang. That's how not-China they are.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an Americant.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese!

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude is very clearly killing non-Americans and has explained such very clearly
    >accepts Pedro Sanchez-Beanguilero is from Florida despite having an accent so thick he's basically speaking Spanish
    >"where are you from"
    >"hah-so, I am flom Hongu-Kongu"
    what was ching chang's fricking problem, just say you're from Idaho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was gonna kill the Hispanic, as well, he was just toying with him so that he would be conveniently saved at the last moment as he is a main character

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >accepts
      He was literally doing his racist speech before he gets isekaid by the fat guy. He tells the girls they are from real america not like florida, which is known for having latinos.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This will happen in 3-4 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So is it stated in the movie that the US military had a schism as well?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if trump is reelected

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hopefully

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's exactly why the movie was made so fast (you can clearly see that the pedestrian dialogue was the result of hurried writing process). It's alarmism/fearmongering

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We can only hope so.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole DC sequence was so fricking cool

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yea I honestly thought the last 20-30 min was pretty good. The opening and middle was a slosh.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was trash.

        Outdated equipment, trash sound design, the apache scene was straight from an Indian movie and let's not forget the much strong black woman cliche.

        For some reason the oval office was the best hiding spot for the president.

        moronic movie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Outdated equipment
          That sad little M1 they rolled on the White House with made me lmao. It's hopelessly obsolete, even Reservists don't use them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >oval office was the best hiding spot
          Yeah this was dumb. IRL the East Wing of the White House has an underground bunker called the Presidential Emergency Operations Center, it would make much more sense for the president and secret service to go hide and make their last stand there.
          In that regard, fricking... Salt (2010) and Olympus Has Fallen (2013) are more realistic than Civil War lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >war is going on
      >every building is intact and the streets are clean

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >janny banning polgay for off topic ranting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >janny is a fat Black person that dies after killing white men
        True.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you not hear a car speeding at you while you're standing on a dirt road?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Open field
        He could be zoinked out on amphetamines or something
        He looked back at the car when it was already speeding up towards him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deus ex truck kun
      Just like in my isekais

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what should've happened is the eagles should've swooped down and grabbed him and plunged him into mt doom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those giant V8 Ford Excursion's sure do like to sneak up on people.

      >deus ex truck kun
      Just like in my isekais

      That and the mentor guy dying was the most predictable shit I've ever seen in a movie. I watched the movie with a friend and called out the whole sequence of events before they happened.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just finished the film and started laughing in the slowmo shot where MJ just stands there in slowmotion, it felt very amateurish and high school student filmish.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Id chalk it up to not hearing it because of that service truck that they were using for disposing bodies.

        Gonna be much louder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those giant V8 Ford Excursion's sure do like to sneak up on people.
      [...]
      That and the mentor guy dying was the most predictable shit I've ever seen in a movie. I watched the movie with a friend and called out the whole sequence of events before they happened.

      The mere notion that there's a running Ford Excursion in 2024 is absolutely ridiculous and ruined the whole movie. I'm sorry but I can only suspend my disbelief so much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah any 5.4 Triton blew up years ago unless you were doing oil changes every 5000km's
        They should've been in an old Tahoe/Yukon.
        In the Excursion's defense, I do believe it's a good representation of America. I think it was the heaviest and longest SUV ever put out at the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He tanked that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear to god the "people" writing this have never been outside. Those people could be screaming at the top of their lungs and still be drowned out by the sound of that truck on that terrain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      before you say anything, it was an EV chuds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With a gas canister on the back
        >that's for OTHER cars
        And a fuel door on the back?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          purely cosmetic chud, never been on pinterest?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >before you say anything
        >after everyone has already said everything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chuds lost

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OH N-

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does Elton John have a gun

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't see it ever happening, if it didn't happen amid the covid lockdown and contested election of 2020 then it'll never happen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of that shit was real, people have to go hungry a couple days first

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The main characters handled this situation incredibly poorly, is that supposed to be the point? Or is it that you don't know wether or not the glasses guy and his minions are supposed to be the enemy?
    EXPLAIN SOMETHING IN THE MOVIE GOD DAMN IT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you kidding? It was an impossible situation. What would YOU do, Mr. Strategery?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The movie isn't bad, but the actual plot and thought process for creating a "civil war" is the absolute worst part of the movie. Nick Offerman isn't a convincing US president dictator either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're just a seething chud because the dictator was a WHITE MAN wo was killed by a BLACK WOMAN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thought process for creating a "civil war" is the absolute worst part of the movie.
      It's not relevant.

      you're just a seething chud because the dictator was a WHITE MAN wo was killed by a BLACK WOMAN

      Shut the frick up you russian homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        keep seething chuddy!

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This scene reminded me of WKUK's Race War skit.

    "That's american" kek. F Trevor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be up for a race war on a Saturday either

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the SECOND i saw who this character's actor was i knew the scene would be kino, and it was kino

    everything he's done is kino, how in the frick does he not have big roles yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This movie showed he really is very talented and has more range than just "muh apathetic psychopath".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was just in a scorsese movie in a pretty major role

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah, i totally forgot. i blame the awful film.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah, i totally forgot. i blame the awful film.

        He already did 2 Scorsese movies in fact, his "gimme a fish" scene in The Irishman was great and a similarly cryptic/sinister/wry vibe to it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if hes being associated with scorsese then that can only mean good for him, i hope

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like that he isn't wearing a full on plate carrier or "muh operator" stuff but a mag pouch of some kind would have been aesthetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That looks gay as hell. A battle belt would have been cool though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or anything really. He's wearing fatigues but has nothing to carry more magazines? It looks a little dumb.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have one these in M81. They kinda suck but can carry water bottles.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesse Plemmons is a fat frick 50% of the time I see him I don’t get it pick a side dawg

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >helicopter just hovering in the middle of a street between streetlights and powerlines
    >war is won but you go out of your way to shoot javelins into your own historic buildings
    i also dont get why they made the comparison to the race to berlin, if it's supposed to be a civil war but the advancing army is going out of its way to attack cultural monuments not associated with the government its trying to depose, besides that it looks cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the comparison to the race to berlin
      Le white President surrounded in the WH is literally le Hitler in le bunker. Very subtle you see

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Texas here. You have no idea how little regard we hold the Lincoln Memorial or the Capital Building in. Let them burn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans really hate themselves and their history. It's so heckin racist!

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great scene.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was even the point of making him a maniac and not even saying what side they were on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously WF

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah. the californians that execute people for being chinese LOL

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think /our/ new personality just dropped.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Racist? That's not new.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's all about the demeanor really

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the movie where for some reason a civil war starts because people suddenly are on the FBI's side, and that Texas/California form an alliance?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not only do the two most unlikely states form an alliance - they buck break the entire country.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if this was made by some delusional Californian who STILL believes that Texas will become California despite every recent election showing California transplants being more conservative than even native Texans.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Garland is British. The more I think about it, the more I believe the schizos saying this is some form of programming to avert Trump's return to the presidency.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what gets me is the idea that people are willing to go out to bat for the FBI. If any president could just end the FBI then citizens would cheer for them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Qoomers were shilling the FBI though. Patriots in control.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No Ivan we don't hate the FBI.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hating the FBI/CIA/ATF means your a Russian!
            lmao that is just the standard opinion after Waco and MKUltra

            I read some of you say that the movie has this "illuminated centrist" or "lefty propaganda" vibe but I just finished watching it and the major feel I have is that war journalists are fricking psychos.

            it is more "morons who don't understand the US at even a base level" vibe

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You say that about the Texas-California stuff, is that correct? But what else?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the FBI/CIA/ATF means your a Russian!
              Yes, Ivan

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >mkultra
              that's CIA. the FBI are a lower level secret police, they beg the government for funding and make a show of how they are goodest of goys while the CIA conducts drug deals and collects money from hits to fund their illegal extranational ops.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok fed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FBI sometimes do good work but mostly they waste resources on going after regular people instead of organized crime. They don't have the balls to do what they should do and go after the big corporations, a lot of FBI agents are just glorified accountants.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I read some of you say that the movie has this "illuminated centrist" or "lefty propaganda" vibe but I just finished watching it and the major feel I have is that war journalists are fricking psychos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >war journalists are fricking psychos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im not american but thats what it mainly is, it shows trump and his fascist army committing massacres for fun and then the red and blue team together stop this madman by marching on the whitehouse which is depictes as the race to berlin which doesnt even make sense. why would the country be so united against their gov when it's the red vs blue team shit that is the main dividing factor in US politics, or is the film about something i missed, globohomosexual has finally won and US has become a single party dictatorship somehow and the film is a parody of that? but even then there are themes like free speech which are clear liberal values, nothing in the film makes sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why would the country be so united against their gov when it's the red vs blue team shit that is the main dividing factor in US politics
        Because the president was serving his third term and that imposing authoritarians rules (like killing journalists on sight). I do think the Texas-Cali thing was moronic, though, but I don't think every state is going to be alright with a sitting presidency deciding to stay for more, even if he's aligned with them politically.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What doesn't make sense is the explanation that they give the dictatorship even existing, they sort of reference how it's because the centrists that did nothing while the government was drone striking its own people and massacring anti fascists for fun. If the explanation for the civil war is pure inaction and that the WF was started because the photographer chick took a picture of the massacre then what the film is saying is "propaganda is le good". A more realistic story would require the civil war and the totalitarian regime its trying to destroy to have a believable explanation, but as the film stands it's essentially miscommunicating its own message, at least the way I understood it due to the way they over glorify journalism.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree wholeheartedly. I feel Garland backed out on that not to upset any side too much

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im fine with that if the movie's setup is essentially scifi fantasy, but showing something like the us government as a faceless fantasy badguy is just extremely lazy filmmaking, it's like depicting nazis as faceless cartoon villains. if youre going to make a film about a contentious topic then go hard or go home.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the film features among many elements, usage of a political narrative as a backdrop.

                tell me why the film's donald trump has support to launch massacres and drone strikes from fricking new york, but not texas?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you got the basic idea yea, the president (they didn't say if Democrat or republican) started Drone striking and killing US citizens and had a third term, so presumably the biggest states formed an alliance and curb stomped them (that's why they had tanks and stuff) and the last remaining people were just loyalists to the president like secret service and national guard for DC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It triggers the frick out of a certain group of morons because the premise is essentially "a dipshit president tried to steal power by staying in office for a third term, causing a civil war which ends in him being murdered after begging for his life like a little b***h"
      No points for guessing which group of homosexuals this triggered

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trump derangement syndrome knows no bounds
        eternally triggered

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dunst's father is German, originally from Hamburg, and her American mother is of German and Swedish descent; she described herself in a 2001 interview as "Aryan. Like a Swedish milkmaid".

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know the alliances make zero sense, but if Texas and Florida and Commiefornia ever allied and seceded they would unironically buck break the entire country.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Californians have invaded the whole country over the past few years so it's not that crazy that The Texas and California would team up. I say that as a born Californian who has invaded 3 red states at this point to make a living

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White Boy Summer sunglasses are only $6.74

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Okay. What kind of American are you?
      >They don't feel cheap. They're dummy thicc and extra red. Just like Jesse Plemons in Civil War, you too can see red and be fed up with certain types of Americans. Perfect for mostly peaceful protests and other political activities.
      lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I gotta get me some of these and a second Hawaiian shirt

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Share a pic here so we can all see you stylin'.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >basketball american

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will tell you, but first I must aporogize

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chuds new role model

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honorary

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >keymod
      No

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the girl is so cute and small
    i just wanna hold her and tell her its gonna be alright

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did everyone make him out to be this evil nazi that was singlehandedly wiping out all POC in America when the homie just wanted to know where you're from?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when the homie just wanted to know where you're from
      And then shoot them after finding out they are foreigners? Did you have a spasm during this scene?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theres no proof? he shot the guy because he didn't answer in time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you arguing in bad faith or just stupid?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's right though

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You didn't watch the movie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i did and im telling you he's right
                the guy laughs and smiles as he says he's from some chinese city
                chong kong or some shit

                i dont know why he was so happy about being chinese but it was way too late of an answer

                he ashed the question about 10 times

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have the movie open right now and I'm telling you the facts.
                He shoots the first Chinese guy without even asking him anything. When the second guy tells him Hong Kong, he doesn't laugh or smile at all, he's sobbing and grimacing. They're about to shoot Florida man before the car comes in.

                Did you miss "Colorado, Missouri; that's what I'm talking about, AMERICAN"?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He shoots the first Chinese guy without even asking him anything.
                you dont know for how long that chinaman was stalling before we arrived to the scene
                might be 10th question in so this is just speculation on your part
                >When the second guy tells him Hong Kong, he doesn't laugh or smile at all, he's sobbing and grimacing
                more likely hes laughing at the guy's glasses like an butthole
                i didnt see one tear from him
                >They're about to shoot Florida man before the car comes in.
                youre schizophrenic
                >Did you miss "Colorado, Missouri; that's what I'm talking about, AMERICAN"?
                no, that just proves my point, he approves of them for answering and being american
                the people that made this country would side with me not u

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon he was burying civvies in a mass grave.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf. I love journalists now

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chong kong or some shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Chong Kong Phooey

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Hunt was better than this at being a "oooo American politics Us vs Them!!!" bait. Garland should've just made it a full on domestic war film cause the last 20 minutes were the only good parts.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen this post about 30 times now and I still won't watch this shit because I assume it's moronic trash
    am I wrong?
    I assume this guy is supposed to be some moronic redneck rebel fighting against the government thinking he's the shit but it turns out he's a moron and his side loses
    is that it?
    is there anything else?
    is this movie worth watching?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yup, drumpf le hitler dictator gets invaded by based poc led alliance of texas california and florida, journalists are heroes, total goyslop, you be better be voting biden third term

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is that how it goes? I would have thought the hillbillies would be rebelling against heckin based biden

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No,

      I read some of you say that the movie has this "illuminated centrist" or "lefty propaganda" vibe but I just finished watching it and the major feel I have is that war journalists are fricking psychos.

      this is closer. It's an ok movie but nothing amazing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're spot on.
      I've wasted my time watching this garbage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an almost bizarrely bad movie, I skimmed through it on fmovies this morning and was shocked, it's like a series of "ideas for scenes" shot with a minimal budget, with b- or c-list actors who didn't have enough time with the script or didn't care enough to really inhabit the characters

      I think the point of the movie is supposed to be that civil war is ugly on all sides and ambiguous, it doesn't really tell you much about the factions, deliberately so that it's more just about how a country falls apart. That's sort of an interesting concept. But the actual acting and execution was really weird.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not worth it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      youre using one too many braincells than the british moron who wrote the movie
      its literally just "extremism is bad mmkay"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's just another shill job

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gets posted because it's a good scene and the actor killed it. We don't know what faction he belongs to. Just that he was doing war crimes.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and then I walked around checking Cinemaphile to make sure I looked good and then shot some people
    Larpers will be the first to die if there's ever another civil war

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was in Breaking Bad and Kirsten was in Spiderman. They don't give a frick, stay jealous.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of you can decide which side is supposed to represent which contemporary but you're absolutely certain that it must.
    It's pretty funny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ??? all the 'resistance' forces like WF and florida full of POCs, blue haired snipers with painted fingernails and brave black wahmen shooting the drumpf dictator... geee, those are surely the maga rednecks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not true at all. The president and his forces are chuds, as are the evil militia hillbillies they run into along the way. The WF are the "good guys". I haven't seen anyone except you disagree.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not a single positive white male rolemodel. was this what it was like being black in the 1930s?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no because blacks in the 1930s had that cool invincible tribal guy who could tank bullets

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would a military guy be wearing rocket man ass glasses tho? Alex garland again proves to be a moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no rank
      >no identification
      Why would you think he was military?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dont reply without acknowledging my dubdubs first of all. And secondly that goes for any military larper (post apocalyptic) or not.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, military folks are sticklers for uniform policy. Chuds like that guy are clearly not rank-and-file.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The kind who doesn't like n-oh I can't say that on Cinemaphile...

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen some clips with armed guys wearing Hawaiians, is that supposed to be a reference to boog shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. The movie doesn't care about your gay nu-politics bullshit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nu politics
        boog as in boogaloo, it was a cringe /k/ trend sometime back that fell out of style

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does everyone that dies does a 1-2 then dead pic pose?

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only watched this for Cailee's bubble butt. Didn't really care for the movie otherwise.

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