What kind of fricking idiot does a nuclear fission experiment in his downtown apartment.

What kind of fricking idiot does a nuclear fission experiment in his downtown apartment.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What kind of fricking idiot does a nuclear fission experiment in his downtown apartment.

    What did Raimi mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No, Peter. You're thinking on much too small a scale, I don't mean local, think global. No more Black folk. Finito, gone, sayonara, a cure for the black plague.
      This seemed out of place. Raimi is off his rocker.

      Doc Ock was too based for this world

      Is this an antisemitic reference

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Always is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Always is.

        why was so raimi so open with racism and anti-semitism?

        You could say stuff like this back then.

        Cool it with the antisemtic remarks

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No, Peter. You're thinking on much too small a scale, I don't mean local, think global. No more Black folk. Finito, gone, sayonara, a cure for the black plague.
    This seemed out of place. Raimi is off his rocker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doc Ock was too based for this world

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Experimenting in nuclear fission because he got dat nuclear vision. Doc ock says tear down those gay ass windmills.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He thought the tentacles were safe and effective. Many such cases.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why was so raimi so open with racism and anti-semitism?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could say stuff like this back then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the low res subtitles really give it an air of authenticity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen this one, I'm fricking crying

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was fusion not fission

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nerd

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this in a theater a few weeks ago. It was pretty cool

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tekken

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give me one good reason this wouldn't work in real life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His dick would get jammed and block the hole.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His dick would get jammed and block the hole.

        I hate that Disney made the goblin Dafoe Spider Holland's enemy. He is a Tobey villain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would unironically work in one of those chinese apartment blocks where they've embezelled all the money and filled the walls/floors with sawdust.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >See that video of bugs building a bridge out of styrofoam
        >~~*Snopes*~~ says it's false and everyone builds bridges out of styrofoam
        Stop being racist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watching based Norman beat the shit out of this particular Spider-Man was kinda cathartic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was fricking incredible

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was great because outside of like Thor and Hulk, Peter is probably one of the physically strongest MCU heroes, and he's never really properly fought anyone stronger than a super soldier. So him having to fight someone of comparable strength, and who's just a better fighter, caught him completely off guard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But the green goblin is literally a super soldier.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No Way Home Isn't worth watching. If you watch this webm you will see the only good part as Dafoe power bombs Spider-Man through an apartment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No Way Home Isn't worth watching
        wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a spinebuster get it right anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i too see this as a critique on modern zoomies. i imagine him saying as he is picking him up:
      >"and this is what i think of your pronouns SPIDAH MANN"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even though a lot of this stuff is slop, that sequence was fun, the choreographers gave a frick that day

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the power of the third reich in the palm of my salute

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of that Irish guy who tried to build a nuclear power plant in his shed and contaminated the whole area.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was nuclear FUSION you fricking IMBECILE

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a parallel to Peter’s shitty apartment that he treated like a home despite a lackluster landlord. Otto, conversely, treated the apartment as a fricking science lab knowing full well he might blow it up, but didn’t give a shit because he was renting. It’s a commentary on how renting a living space is an absurd agreement that always results in one party feeling like they got screwed over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deep ass pull

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine getting triggered this hard by Raimiposting lmao

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I find interesting about superhero comics is that they grew out of a hundred year old lineage and so the villains in these stories are crackpot inventors literally in the vein of Thomas Edison, brewing inventions with high voltage electricity and weird materials in big glass tubes in local red brick buildings.
    Even in the later 20th century, comics like Spiderman are written with the underlying assumption that the next great inventions are being built in the skyscrapers of the big city rather than in a warehouse in texas or in a suburban garage somewhere. The pace of technology between urban life in the late 19th to mid-20th centure was so immense that it must have mindbroken these old israelites writing the comics in and about the cities they insulated themselves in.

    By the time Raimi makes these movies in the 2000s its so comical to imagine nuclear fusion happening somewhere in downtown New York but frick you thats how Spider-Man was written so that's how it looks on screen, its a real throw-back and going from that to Tom Holland building star wars legos and having AI in his spidersuit while fighting someone with quadcopters is such a downgrade and you really lose something trying to go "realistic." the comics were about stupidly outdated stuff even when they first printed them, don't go acting like we're too good for it now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well said

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His wife has such a nice, soothing voice. Real pleasant on the ears. Watching her on a stretcher rapidly shoot into frame and have a sheet thrown over her is fricking funny. I have no idea why they sped it up to a comical degree. I

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When I rewatched this movie recently I felt like some of the comic timing is a bit amiss

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk anon.
    What kind of bank fills their vault with burlap sacks of gold coins?

    Raimi Spider-Man was before gritty grimdark "realism" in capecinema.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don’t worry! My robotic arms aren’t affected by magnetism, and there’s going to be a LOT of it!
    >no, I will not ask anyone to remove their metal israeliteelry
    >no, I don’t think the massive metal paned window is going to be an issue
    >wtf spider-man you killed my wife

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was being prideful and paid for it.
    If that doesn't satisfy you it makes more sense in the cartoon Raimi was inspired by. In it Doc Ock had his funding pulled and moved the experiment to a shitty apartment because he refused to quit.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it kind of contrived that the arms makes him evil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it’s more contrived that the reporter had that question about the arms taking over his mind loaded in the chamber

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ahh yes, I've developed this very fragile and exposed chip to protect my fricking brain

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why is his skin so scaly like a lizard

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the actors israeli

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The arms were fricking advanced so it's natural they also had a very powerful AI, also they were attached to his very own spine
      The AI went rogue when the safety diode got destroyed, so it was just a case of AI gone mad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is an AI really going rogue when it’s doing exactly what you programmed it to do? The inhibitor chip, far as I can tell, gave Otto the ability to easily override decisions it made. Not building the arms to shut down if the inhibitor chip fails was a really dumb move though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, it was no normal fail. It was a fricked up accident where a micro sun was behind his back when it happened.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’d hardly call it a fricked up accident when the whole point was creating that micro sun. Thats the first thing you’d account for. I get it though. Movie doesn’t happen if things don’t go wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raimi didn't want to do dickass doc ock. Still not as bad as his sandman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and a dna altering spider that doesnt kill you or gives you cancer but instead turns you into a superhero isnt? chimon brew

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and a dna altering spider that doesnt kill you or gives you cancer but instead turns you into a superhero isnt?
        Spider gives you spider powers makes sense. Arms that make you evil make no sense.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WFH

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fusion you piece of shit.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did a little river manage to overpower the literal sun

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An abandoned warehouse on the waterfront isn't a downtown apartment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The experiment didn't begin at the abandoned warehouse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't start in his apartment.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Let me try

    >All these moments will be lost in time... like bikes in a black neighborhood

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you might say he's a mad scientist kind of character if you know what im saying, its a pretty novel kind of character, very rare

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would you need to put an AI in the arms? It would be like putting AI on one of these. Just why? Why even have the arms a part of your body? Why isnt it like a manual machine you can control? Doc Ock is so stupid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put yourself in his shoes numbnuts. Your first name is Otto and your last name is Octavius. You think he didn't ask himself the same question before deciding to go with the arms so he could live up to his birth name?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why even have arms at all? Just cut yours off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why even have arms at all?
        To interact with the world around us?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poor guy, all that effort but after pushing his crush out of the way of a bus and dying/getting isekai'd he found out all he had to do was say "Jarvis make nuclear fission"

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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