I dated a japanese girl for a bit but when she realised I was a thinking feeling human being she ran for the hills
think she just wanted a white man mannequin
I've been seeing a Japanese girl for like 2 weeks now. Not gonna lie but the only English word she knows is "SEX!".
I mean, I don't want to complain or anything, but sometimes I just want to talk to her.
I started talking to her to improve my Japanese but she fell for my absolutely huge giga 8IQ Japanese. She thinks the way I talk is cute/funny or something.
>live in Canada >in my city there's TONS of chinese, decent amount of other east asians like filipinos and vietnamese, a few koreans as well >have literally never met a japanese person in my life
My Yellow fever and weebishness has been going off the charts lately. I genuinely just want a Japanese wife, foster a couple mixed babies, live in Japan, be the fun white friend who knows he's an outsider but is still part of the community.
Shogun (2024)
Last Samurai
Any Robin Williams movie
Godzirra Minus One
>When white men are in the vicinity
Ichi the Killer
Kek probably the worst girlfriend flick on the list here
Shogun
I watched it with my big booba jp ex gf and she liked
did you fug her???
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I dated a japanese girl for a bit but when she realised I was a thinking feeling human being she ran for the hills
think she just wanted a white man mannequin
I've been seeing a Japanese girl for like 2 weeks now. Not gonna lie but the only English word she knows is "SEX!".
I mean, I don't want to complain or anything, but sometimes I just want to talk to her.
you speak japanese I assume?
I started talking to her to improve my Japanese but she fell for my absolutely huge giga 8IQ Japanese. She thinks the way I talk is cute/funny or something.
How did you meet?
I saw he while I was walking home and I tackled her off her bike.
I went up to her and said こんにちは奴 and she thought it was funny (literally "konnichiwa dude").
Do you live in Japan?
Tell me of more interatctions with her that totally happened
This one time on her way over some guy tackled her off her bike and kidnapped and raped her for days so I broke up with her for cheating on me.
Nobody is going to be impressed by you for showing them a movie
La dolce vita
My Japanese gf and I like Hammer House of Horror films.
The Pacific.
one of those porno's where they cover a woman in a meat suit then let a gila monster out
Antiporno 2016
How do I get a Japanese girlfriend if I don't live in Japan?
move to japan
In the US they're basically only in California and Hawaii.
Asian-Americans are a completely different breed from actual Asians
Why don't Japanese people ever emigrate?
>live in Canada
>in my city there's TONS of chinese, decent amount of other east asians like filipinos and vietnamese, a few koreans as well
>have literally never met a japanese person in my life
you just reminded me how every time i’m in the LAX, it’s 90% asian people. what’s the deal with that, seriously?
Pacific Rim.
Western movies, japanese women dont like japanese movies. You'd know this if you actually had a jap gf
Yeah they do
It's just that the ones who'd get a foreign boyfriend like western movies
Bedtime Eyes 1987 , that will get her in her mood
Wow, geriatric blacked.
Any blockbuster films or tv shows. Japanese women under 30 aren't familar with anything Hollywood at all. They just used to watch shitty J-drama
>Japanese women under 30 aren't familar with anything Hollywood at all.
Not true at all, ae you moronic by any chance?
Thornbirds - you can then both be wet for Richard Chamberlain.
The Torture Club
Master and Commander
She likely has the brain of a toddler, so anything that is super popular and has lots of bright colors and animals.
Konichiwa, dude!
Do you want real answers? Ikuru or anything by Masaki Yuasa
My Yellow fever and weebishness has been going off the charts lately. I genuinely just want a Japanese wife, foster a couple mixed babies, live in Japan, be the fun white friend who knows he's an outsider but is still part of the community.
being white should be enough
normies leave my board reeeeeee