No sweaty, whatever shithole you're from is just weird. Are you one of those Ruskies that hangs rugs from the walls or something? Or could you only afford a small piece of carpet and laid it out in the middle of the room?
>As opposed to what?
SHIT, A FLOOR MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF HUMAN SHIT
WE EUROS LOVE SHIT FLOORS
AND NO SHOES TOO, SO WE CAN REALLY FEEL THE HUMAN SHIT ON OUR EURO FEET
WE FRICKING LOVE SHIT UNLIKE YOU BURGERS WITH YOUR DISGUSTING CARPET FLOORS AND SHOES
The bottom 2 are definitely British (the lady in the bottom right is Princess Anne), so I'd assume the top ones are too, though those styles are definitely Burger style decorations.
I'm a burger and bottom right is basically every single suburban house I've ever visited except instead of soccer on the television it would be football.
Why are americans so tasteless?
I can give the bottom ones a pass since they're boomers but you just know the top ones are from trendy instathots who think they're chic when the'yre incredibly tacky
I refuse to accept that anyone gets bottom right when they move in. that level of chintz is meant to be built up over decades as part of a stable heterosexual marriage where the man doesn't attempt to limit the woman's deranged OCD nesting instincts.
Where rest of the world has carpets, US has carpetING. I just think it's funny but seems comfy.
Must be a nightmare with bugs, dust, spills and shit though.
Not really. You have to vacuum once or twice a week and steam clean it for major messes. But having had both wood floors and carpeting, the carpeting is actually less work if you have a good vacuum.
One summer we did get fleas in the carpeting though and that was an absolute fricking nightmare compared to bare floors.
working class bong here, all of these people are middle to upper class. my shithole flat doesnt look anything like this and on top of that i get to witness drug dealings and the occasional fight happen outside my building
If you enjoy never having a clean kinostation again then have kids, so everything is forever cluttered with toys and blankets and books.
These old houses from the turn of the 19th/20th century can be comfy in some respects but frick if the 20ft high ceilings and thick masonry walls don't make it cold in winter.
Deano is in trouble lately. The twin pincers of inflation and higher interest rates (even thought they aren't very high) are going to upset his precarious balance given his debts. Deano is already very exposed because he is the sort of idiot that uses store cards and similarly worst-possible forms of credit. Its not like at the start of the year his personal banker at Coutts hooked him up with lowest rates direct from the London credit pool.
The upper class one is very accurate, I mean in its typicality. That said what you don't see is that, Princess Anne aside, the rest of the house is falling down around their ears, damp and draughty in the winter. Choice of car: 15yo Subaru estate in forest green with torn up back seats from the dogs.
top left: romantic comedies, family movies with animals and inspirational sports movies
top right: whatever is the popculture phenomenon of the generation
bottom left: 40s, 50s, 60s bogart/ford maybe some friedkin
bottom right: whatever is on tv, usually sports, documentaries or the news
First, what does the schizoid class watch?
I hate those carpets that cover the entire floor. They seem to be quite common in the US
>carpets that cover the entire floor
As opposed to what?
Most american thing ever
No sweaty, whatever shithole you're from is just weird. Are you one of those Ruskies that hangs rugs from the walls or something? Or could you only afford a small piece of carpet and laid it out in the middle of the room?
No, I'm from a place where we have bare floors with rugs.
My vacuumed and mopped floor is 100x cleaner than your carpeted floor
A rug is just a form of carpet
>Or could you only afford a small piece of carpet and laid it out in the middle of the room?
you mean like in the Upper Class picture?
A rug.
theyre gross i prefer hard floors
Laminated floors?
>As opposed to what?
SHIT, A FLOOR MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF HUMAN SHIT
WE EUROS LOVE SHIT FLOORS
AND NO SHOES TOO, SO WE CAN REALLY FEEL THE HUMAN SHIT ON OUR EURO FEET
WE FRICKING LOVE SHIT UNLIKE YOU BURGERS WITH YOUR DISGUSTING CARPET FLOORS AND SHOES
>walk on carpet on the winter
>it's not freezing cold and is comfy
Go watch HGTV and leave my carpet and walls alone
Is underfloor heating not a thing in the US?
Does everyone have Persian rugs where you live and full room basic carpeting isn't even available?
I'm sure you can get it done if you want but no one wants it here. I'm scandinavian if it matters
>Scandinavian
Is that a color other than white, beige, gray or brown? HEEELP ME NEGERMAN IM GOING TOOOOOOOKIIIIIG
Don't pick a fight with me, I just don't like American carpets ok
Just because Amerikkkans wear shoes indoor and have disgusting carpets doesn't mean that Scandinavians have shit taste.
>can't afford full carpet, buys some pathetic fake rug
>hates achievers
ngmi
Do they have forums in your own goatspeak country where you can complain about Americans instead
>NOOOO A COMFORTABLE FLOOR??? DO AMERICANS REALLY?? AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA
how do you clean it tho?
You just shave it off and the new growth is clean
With a vacuum cleaner
>manifesto on google drive class
Still too much stuff. Should be a neat and comfy desktop setup, a King-Single bed, and thats literally it.
A large amount of anime, youtube videos about conspiracy theories, and Martha Speaks.
Minimalist Chad.
Would likely just get some pics of family on the wall to make it feel filled in
I don't like any of these ameriburger decoration styles
The bottom 2 are definitely British (the lady in the bottom right is Princess Anne), so I'd assume the top ones are too, though those styles are definitely Burger style decorations.
top ones are deanobox core
I'm a burger and bottom right is basically every single suburban house I've ever visited except instead of soccer on the television it would be football.
based Cinemaphile talking about floors (bike shed argument) instead of using their brains to answer OP's question
>Upper class
>Upper class
>Upper class
>Upper class
shit x4
Why are americans so tasteless?
I can give the bottom ones a pass since they're boomers but you just know the top ones are from trendy instathots who think they're chic when the'yre incredibly tacky
I refuse to accept that anyone gets bottom right when they move in. that level of chintz is meant to be built up over decades as part of a stable heterosexual marriage where the man doesn't attempt to limit the woman's deranged OCD nesting instincts.
Where rest of the world has carpets, US has carpetING. I just think it's funny but seems comfy.
Must be a nightmare with bugs, dust, spills and shit though.
Not really. You have to vacuum once or twice a week and steam clean it for major messes. But having had both wood floors and carpeting, the carpeting is actually less work if you have a good vacuum.
One summer we did get fleas in the carpeting though and that was an absolute fricking nightmare compared to bare floors.
working class bong here, all of these people are middle to upper class. my shithole flat doesnt look anything like this and on top of that i get to witness drug dealings and the occasional fight happen outside my building
this, working class people have huge flatscreen TVs and no furniture.
the only things i have is a bed, this chair, and this pc with parts that i managed to steal out of currys when i was working for them
This confuses and angers the american
hardwood is extremely common here. not sure where this meme came from.
plastic floors?
>upper class
it's typical grandma's flat and I live in poorland
who made this?
grandma actually has real furniture that lasts generations not ikea stuff you replace every quarter
If you enjoy never having a clean kinostation again then have kids, so everything is forever cluttered with toys and blankets and books.
These old houses from the turn of the 19th/20th century can be comfy in some respects but frick if the 20ft high ceilings and thick masonry walls don't make it cold in winter.
Top right is my favorite bc of the blonde mommy
What about the shipping class?
What kino does the deano class like?
Love Island
Deano is in trouble lately. The twin pincers of inflation and higher interest rates (even thought they aren't very high) are going to upset his precarious balance given his debts. Deano is already very exposed because he is the sort of idiot that uses store cards and similarly worst-possible forms of credit. Its not like at the start of the year his personal banker at Coutts hooked him up with lowest rates direct from the London credit pool.
>suburban class
>posts the speaker of the house's house
what are you fricking smoking m8
The upper class one is very accurate, I mean in its typicality. That said what you don't see is that, Princess Anne aside, the rest of the house is falling down around their ears, damp and draughty in the winter. Choice of car: 15yo Subaru estate in forest green with torn up back seats from the dogs.
daily reminder: a decent home theater is more affordable than ever thanks to short throw projectors.
>based projector enjoyer
all the morons with their little cuck TVs mounted on a wall just don't have a clue
I'm part of the "will-never-own-a-house" class
my pod group watches nothing but reality tv from mtv and discovery about 99% of the time
Bottom right looks like everyone's grandparents place.
top left: romantic comedies, family movies with animals and inspirational sports movies
top right: whatever is the popculture phenomenon of the generation
bottom left: 40s, 50s, 60s bogart/ford maybe some friedkin
bottom right: whatever is on tv, usually sports, documentaries or the news
what do i win?