What made Pizza Poppa the best Marvel character?

What made Pizza Poppa the best Marvel character?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He confronts the sauntering hero who's too dumb to keep a few 20's in his magic utility belt. He confronts the Needlessly Latino sidekick over her so-constantly thieving ways that she's given up on the idea of money. At least Jubilee would bluster her way out of the situation.
    Pizza Poppa is the only one who gives a few seconds of the New York attitude in a movie that keep returning to Greenwich, but keeps going everywhere else.
    Plus, it's Bruce Campbell. He's gotta be in a Sam Rami movie, and this is a great movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you hand him a 20 from another universe, he's gonna ask what the frick it is. You might as well try to give him rubles.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one can spot fake money better than a nyarker. What does a bowl of pizza balls cost anyway, $4?
        I assume it's just fried like a doughnut ball, then dipped in t.sauce, then dipped or rolled in cheese, then pepperoni dots, then heatlamped or dipped in oil again to cook the cheese. I don't know how to keep the ts out of the cheese, though... C added like layers like normal pizza?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, you are overthinking the layers. Its a ball of dough that is filled with sauce, cheese, and pepperoni like a tiny stromboli (a calzone would be too messy, you would bite into it and immediately start leaking everywhere). The cheese and tiny amount of pepperoni on top is mostly cosmetic, the real meal is wrapped up on the inside.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He tells you the sweet relief of the end of that shitty movie has finally arrived. But I'm glad Bruce is getting some work and some of that MCU money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shitty movie
      filtered

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he tortured when Chavez was the one to steal food from him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Strange is and always has been a dick.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to know how to make pizza balls.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhere in the universe is a place where, in his prime, bruce campbell played a campy golden age superman. I hope those people know how good they had it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He'd make a better Captain Marvel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you're referring to Billy Batson, but I can't shake the mental image of Carol Danvers being played by Bruce Campbell

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love italian pizza, kind of sucks how they went from rome to pasta though

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why? Because he's Bruce Campbell that's why.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's Bruce Campbell?

      https://i.imgur.com/EUnTdez.png

      What made Pizza Poppa the best Marvel character?

      Shit he got old.
      I remember him looking younger in the Raimi Spider-Man films

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        20 years is a long time, friend

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I remember him looking younger in the Raimi Spider-Man films

        I, too, looked younger 20 fricking years ago. Jesus, anon.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rape did

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