What makes a character a Mary Sue
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What makes a character a Mary Sue
What makes a character a Mary Sue
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>twitter post
Woman doing anything correctly
>Woman doing anything correctly
Woman doing everything correctly**
she cute tho
You have a female/feminist writing team that decides to write an uninterestingly all powerful self insert character rather than an interesting/deep character with at least some flaws and charisma that undergoes a plot-based transformation that the audience can be engaged in
>than an interesting/deep character with at least some flaws and charisma that undergoes a plot-based transformation that the audience can be engaged in
Star Wars doesn't have these
Han Solo. Miggs Mayfield. Princess Leia. Luke Skywalker. Anakin Skywalker. Mara Jade. Lando Calrissian.
>interesting
Han Solo
Anakin
Bill Burr
>deep
...
>flaws
Burr
Lando I guess?
>Charisma
Han
Burr
Leia
Lando
>engaging plot based transformation
Burr
Luke
I guess between all of them they kinda fit but literally none of them are deep. Didn't realize that Bill Burr was the closest thing to a great character in the series which is a little pathetic, still had to look up the name though. Don't know who Mara Jade is either but she's officially not Star Wars anyhow.
Props to Bill Burr
I know right? He's way to good for this, hope he got paid well.
Max Landis is /ourguy/ and I am tired of pretending he isn't
Reminder that this dude is a pedo and hack writer.
Cinemaphile incarnate
So you agree?
I miss him doing more movies. He's fun.
Being a jerk to girls is normal
You know Star Wars fans are feminized basedboys when they want strong in depth female characters instead of sexy characters like Rey. Also you should have a nice day.
I don't want "muh sexy" in a fricking sci fi movie, I get that in porn or IRL. You're a coomer moron with no imagination or ambition.
>You're a coomer moron with no imagination or ambition
Except that’s what all sexy female characters are like these days dumbass. On top of being likely a lesbian.
I don't want any foids in my movies. I hate them and I prefer not to look at them
>sexy characters
yes
>like Rey
no
If you find Rey attractive, you are a homosexual. Stop pretending otherwise.
>Rey
>sexy
She has no boobs and looks like a man.
she had no weaknesses, routinely failed forward
it's obvious the writers not only misunderstand the force, but characterization as well
the only good idea in the whole trilogy was she was palpatine's granddaughter, and palpatine returned.
and look how it was executed, look what they did with it. fans of star wars routinely dunk on the movies for palpatine returning in such abysmal fashion.
a TRILOGY, where the bad guy is squeezed in at the end.
>the only good idea in the whole trilogy was she was palpatine's granddaughter, and palpatine returned
No it was awful you fricking zoomer
I remember thinking it would be cool at first if she was like an illegitimate daughter/granddaughter born to one of his concubines giving her reason to hate the emperor b/c her mother/grandmother was abused by him which could make for some interesting conflict about her having to let go of that hatred (like rotj) or become him
but that would be too taboo for disney
what about, a rape baby?
yea pretty much
it gives her a basis for her hate that explains why the darkside comes so easily to her
that's all it would take to have been a cool character, she's Palpatine's rape baby, how does she accept this life she has
>A TRILOGY, where the bad guy is squeezed in at the end
You mean literally all of the Star Wars trilogies? Where Palpatine shows up as the main villain in the last episode?
Have you watched a single Star Wars movie?
no, i mean the six movies where he is prominently show as the one behind all the events, and each movie pulls the curtain back some more, until he is featured prominently in the final movie
no, you're an idiot. the twist is fantastic, and the execution is abysmal. if you were smarter you'd realize that, but you lack the cognitive ability to process it and think it through.
>the twist is fantastic
Lmao christ anon, get some sense of shame
three idiots, how quaint
no discussion to be had with the top of the bell curve
>if you were smarter you'd realize that, but you lack the cognitive ability to process it and think it through.
>waffle of no substance
Yep, it's a moron alright.
>the twist is fantastic
typical EU autist. please kys
There was zero over arching narrative written for the new trilogy. The emperor twist way poorly executed because they pulled it out of their ass as a response to the second movie being so divisive and having to drag JJ moron back.
You really missed the Emperor's appearance in The Empire Strikes back? Hell, it's made pretty clear in A New Hope that Vader is not the only person behind the Empire.
>only good idea in the whole trilogy was ... palpatine returning
Debatable, it's not an original idea, considering the same happened in the 1991 dark empire storyline, and it wasn't universally liked back then either.
The Emperor was supposed to be demonically evil and above such petty desires as fricking women and having fricking kids.
that's why Rey Skywalker is a rape child, it makes all this sense
written by rian
Incels love this thread
i believe it. you’re here.
im an incel and I only like it a lot, love it is too powerful of an adjective for me to commit too atm
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>IS THAT A FEMALE CHARACTER? IN MY CHILDHOOD FRANCHISE?
>DID SHE... DID SHE KNOW HOW TO DO STUFF WITHOUT ME WATCHING A 10 HOUR MINI SERIES ON DISNEY PLUS WHERE SHE LEARNED HOW TO BYPASS THE COMPRESSOR?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE
It's a character that can do anything, has few if any noticeable flaws, and the narrative cheats to allow them to succeed. Also, it helps if they are superior to everyone that has come before them for no particular reason. I don't mind Rey being uber powerful with the force, but the movies do little if anything to acknowledge this. They just pretend like that's how the force has always worked.
Also, everyone loves and trusts her right away. Rather pathetic writing there.
Leia, who was insanely close to Chewbacca for 40 FRICKING YEARS - and who shared a crushing tragedy with him - the death of her husband/ soul mate and the death of his best friend and life mate, walks right past Chewy in order to mourn Han’s death with…..REY?!?!? What in the actual fricking frick?!?
Leia should have at least shown token sympathy to Chewie, but you people forget that Chewie isn't an actual character, he's a stuntman in a dog-man costume to serve as the mascot of the team, he can't carry real scenes of genuine drama
Rey was also alone in that moment while Chewie was off helping Finn
>Leia should have at least shown token sympathy to Chewie, but you people forget that Chewie isn't an actual character, he's a stuntman in a dog-man costume to serve as the mascot of the team, he can't carry real scenes of genuine drama. Rey was also alone in that moment while Chewie was off helping Finn
This is either the dumbest post in the history of Cinemaphile, or you are a legitimate shill. Either way, frick off
You've let your fanboy consoomerist take on Star Wars pollute your perception of the actual films
I’m not a Star Wars fan. And wanting two characters who’ve known each other for 40 years and who’ve both lost the most important person in their life to share a moment above that moment going to Corporate Rey Sue Palpatine-Nobody Skywalker™ is now “consumerist”? Are you moronic?
Again, Chewie is a dog man played by a man in a fursuit and he can't carry scenes that require actual dramatic weight.
Also Rey is the protagonist of the sequels, like it or not, she's more important than Chewie is. Should Leia have acknowledged Chewie, at least, because of the history you mentioned? Absolutely, but people who think the scene should have focused on Chewie and Leia instead are delusional, they just love Chewie so much as an action figure they forget, again, that he is a man in a fursuit who's a mascot rather than an actual important character who carries the drama of the story
>like it or not
Yeah that's the thing nobody liked her because the movies were garbage and now DC looks like a healthy franchise compared to star wars
>but you people forget that Chewie isn't an actual character, he's a stuntman in a dog-man costume to serve as the mascot of the team
No he isn't? What the frick are you talking about.
Please tell me Chewie's character growth in the OT and tell me any actual scenes of emotional depth/genuine interaction with other characters besides giving Luke a hug and crying when Han got frozen
I bet you also think Ackbar was "disrespected" by TLJ lmaooo
>Please tell me Chewie's character growth in the OT
Do TLJgays think characters only have a character when they have big growth?
>I bet you also think Ackbar was "disrespected" by TLJ lmaooo
You seem very mad about your boogeyman who has probably destroyed your strawmen every SW thread, huh. Is he directly behind you talking into your ear, right now or are you not this mindbroken yet?
>Do TLJgays think characters only have a character when they have big growth?
Generally, yes, real characters exist to face conflict and growth, Chewie is just background dressing.
Generally, yes, real characters exist to face conflict and growth, Rey is just background dressing.
FTFY
Rey does face growth and conflict, you just don't like that she's a competent woman because you see that as an infiltration of your boys' club safe space by "woke feminists" or whatever
>Rey does face growth and conflict, you just don't like that she's a competent woman because you see that as an infiltration of your boys' club safe space by "woke feminists" or whatever
True, she grows from a powerful fighter into a powerful fighter with the best magic powers ever seen in the whole 9 films.
EASYILY
it's mentioned that you should let chewie win at chess or he will kill you.
later one he can take losing in the game without killing you.
what is that if not character growth?
checkmate. kys
>characters should act as if they’re the audience rather than how the material indicates they should act towards their friends
This is a genuine sign of autism, and explains a lot about NuWars white knights
you know that Star Wars is a movie and not a documentary about a real alternate universe, right?
Do you think it's "le bad writing" that Biggs' scenes were cut from the original film even though he's supposed to be Luke's best friend?
Can you gays ever defend the movie on its own without these pathetic deflections? Do you not see how fricking transparent it is when you try to shift the subject so you don’t have to defend it?
>reeee I hate that Star Wars is doing a thing
>this is what Star Wars has always done though
>STOP DEFLECTING DISNEY SHILL REEEEE
Please have sex
Cry about incels all you want, this character is flat, uninteresting, and will get forgotten for it, hope it was worth the chudposting! Now I'm going to go back to forgetting the sequels were ever conceived
It's a shame you are an incel, otherwise you would have to watch as your daughters were inspired by Rey during their childhood, and become strong empowered women in their adult life.
Who would relate to Rey as a character? What traits does she have?
someone who's parents never loved them
relatable i'm sure
She kisses the white guy instead of the Black person who is simping for her. Mad respect for her, indeed a role model.
>as your daughters
yeah cause frick boys, they dont deserve role models anymore
I have daughters. I can’t pay them to watch the Sequel Trilogy. They think it’s boring
Kids don't give a frick about Rey.
Nobody likes rey, not even the people that are supposed to like her
>"I'm going to go back to forgetting the sequels were ever conceived"
>Proceeds to make another thread b***hing about the sequels
>Rince. Repeat.
The nu wars trilogy in general is utterly forgetful. Does anyone ever even quote these films other than to mock them from the shitty meme lines like "boipassin the compressah" and "Sigh... somehow Palpatine hasreturned"?
This
loser right here loves Rey and thinks she’s a well written character and the OT is garbage.
I can just tell that it makes you really fricking steamed that I like a character that you don't, I imagine it's upsetting you irl
Rey is a garbage character. That’s axiomatic at this point. But, you’re in the 1% and that’s fine. Like what you like. But don’t imply that the OT and the fans are the bad part of Star Wars.
Ah yes, the fanbase of an autistic Five Nights at Freddy's youtuber with 30k subscribers is the definitive sample size and final arbiter's of Rey's merits as a character and her popularity
From StarWars.com
Kylo Ren is the best character in all of Star Wars, him being more popular isn't a slight against Rey
>Kylo Ren is the best character in all of Star Wars
Disney only hires mentally ill shills nowadays don't they?
Yeah tell me why MACE DINDU and KIT FISTO are amazing and epic while the tortured last scion of the Skywalker lineage played by the greatest actor of our time is bad because he's le emo xDDD
Kylo Ren is a mediocre character. It’s just that’s everything and everyone else in the garbage corporate trilogy is nonexistent
Nobody likes this "character" unless they're paid to do so so just frick off SHILL
holy shit dude I imagine it's really ruining your day that I like Rey
my favorite scene is when she yelled while fighting the Royal guard, she cute 😀
like what you want, it's just shit taste is all
The only thing I remember at all were some cool designs. The stormtrooper with the lightning rod and the red guys, that's it. Never bothered to see the third movie after the shitshow that the second one was.
>Never bothered to see the third movie
same
>saw TLJ, hated it
>one night at dinner brother and i were shit talking it
>'but you grew up loving star wars' said my sister 'besides you'll see the 3rd one anyway'
it's a matter of petty spite really
Lol same I fell asleep during the casino part of the second and didn't know wtf was happening when I woke up on not-hoth. No inclination to see the 3rd at all
Don’t bother. The Corporate Trilogy is wet garbage. Star Wars is a dead brand
Milla Jovovovich's weird fricking character throughout the Resident Evil movies is the biggest self insert mary sue in film history
The original definition requires a character that is a blatant author self insert, in a fan fiction story interacting with canon characters. Later it was expanded to any character that has no flaws and is liked by every other character for no real reason.
they always make female characters mary sue's because the idea of female empowerment is nothing more than a fantasy.
when i used to have a pc id literaly just partition and reinstall each time the pc started stalling
She learned that the Force was real only a few hours before this. Not how to use it, not what it does, but that it simply exists.
Luke literally had no idea what the Force or a Jedi even was. Rey knew the story of the OT, she just needed confirmation that it was real and not just legend.
Regardless, despite what prequel and EU autism told you, Star Wars is a story about knowing thyself allowing you to tap into a great power you always possessed, it's not about grinding out experience points at Yoda school so you can level up your DND skill tree in the Force
what series are you watching m8 cuz it sure as shit isn't star wars
>I don't believe it
>THAT is why you fail
Oh wait Yoda should have said "Oh no you forgot to whack around glowbats with your youngling buddies for 20 years at Yoda School xD"
It’s a basic response from a coach….”you lack confidence, that’s why you miss your shot.”
None of this justifies having a bland corporate “character” master the most difficult things in the universe in 10 minutes.
>it's not about grinding out experience points at Yoda school so you can level up your DND skill tree in the Force
did you miss the part where Luke skips out on Yoda school and gets his hand cut off after he fights like a b***h, and then the second time only "wins" because his dad decides to turn on Palpatine? Luke couldn't do shit because he never learned
Luke wrecks Vader in their second duel. Palpatine is giddy as frick because Luke is leagues more powerful than Vader, and he’ll finally get a full powered Skywalker as an apprentice and not a damaged one
It's fine, she watched the original trilogy and and prequels beforehand
Rey could have been a great character if she had been developed as a Palpatine from the start, and if they treated Sheev not as a cartoonishly evil supervillain, but as a well meaning senator from Naboo who lost his way, which creates conflict within Rey because she can see where Sheev is coming from in a lot of ways and he's not wrong. People would have also been much more accepting of Rey being so strong with the force if they knew she was a Palpatine. Jar Jar's mystery box bullshit ruined any hope for Rey as a character.
The issue is that Leia and Luke are Skywalkers. And the Skywalkers are twice as powerful as the Palpatines according to George. So just because Rey is a Palpatine, that doesn’t explain why she was so powerful so fast. There is no logical explanation other than left wing politics
>the Skywalkers are twice as powerful as the Palpatines according to George
I call bullshit.
This is pretty well known amongst Star Wars fans. That Anakin, when fully realized is twice as powerful as Yoda/ Palpatine. And that all the Skywalkers have the same M-Count/ potential
A true character needs to go on a journey, they need to go from weakness to strength. A true character fricks up, a lot, and they are defeated by their enemy.
Rey is not a character. She’s a corporation’s failed attempt to grow merchandise sales by badly patronizing females by implying that the most basic rules of dramatic structure do not apply to them.
>No serious and intentional character flaws
I.E minor faux flaws (classic example being they're clumsy) don't count, the flaw can't be a way to make them look even better (like being too nice) and it doesn't count if they're a result of shit writing (such as an author being so in love with the character that they don't grasp how fricked up they've made them).
Rey fits this perfectly. Her defining flaw is just wanting to be loved ;_; and any dumb decision she makes is framed as good and/or works out in the end anyway.
Contrast with Luke in ESB, who despite mounting a rescue operation is shown to be impetuous and over confident, and gets horribly fricked up as a result.
>major characters instantly like or are obsessed with the character
Self explanatory. They are so inherently awesome and important that anyone they meet instantly acknowledges it. Rey plays this so straight it could be a parody. Luke is the exception, which leads on to
>anyone who dislikes the character is heavy handedly shown the error of their ways or is a villain
Nobody can be dismiss the character or have good reasons to dislike them, unless they are evil. They have to be proved wrong by the script, not by anything they actually do to earn it.
Rey does jack shit to earn the eventual deathbed trust Luke has in her, he is forcibly converted by the script.
>the character warps the plot to be about them
Regardless of how logical their connection to the plot is, there always has to be a link back to the character because they are the center of the universe.
This one is actually pretty hard to pull off in a movie, since plot threads should be interconnected, but Rey still managed it. Finn constantly bangs on about her and makes her welfare his prime goal, Kylo suddenly becomes obsessed with her in TFA, Snoke demands her presence despite revealing she was never actually necessary because Jonson's a fricking idiot, and Rey is the one charged with bringing Luke back for absolutely no reason.
You'll notice that none of this mentions her moronic power level or ridiculous abilities. These sure as frick don't help, but at the end of the day Rey could have been a janny and would still be an obnoxious Mary Sue if her position in the plot was similar.
Powerful characters can easily be well written, in fact Star Wars has plenty of hyper competent characters that very clearly aren't Mary Sues.
Similarly you can have a nonsensically powerful character who is poorly written but still isn't a Mary Sue because they don't fall into those categories.
Rey is shit because her character is a boring wish fulfillment of a boring person.
Bella Swan wishes she could be as much of a Mary Sue.
The actual binary sunset moment of the sequel trilogy is full of SOUL. JJ's hackjob doesn't count
last jedi is kino. only mcu bandwagon morons got filtered by it
Last Jedi has excellent visual effects and cinematography, paired with a dogshit script and unlikeable characters.
ANAKIN SKYWALKER BUILT ONE! IN A SLAVE HOVEL! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!
>Female character who is overbearing
>Good in everything she does
>Male characters mostly want and need her
>Some dumb liberal meta commentary through one of their characters or the story
>Implication of character development but it's largely unimportant to the narrative being spun like for example Dark Rey
Do I need to list off some more?
the secret about this movie is that it is the LEAST OWNED Star Wars movie. It is not receiving true machine spirit DVD energy from true fans and sadly this is what lead to its destruction on the cabalistic spectrum.
TFA is one of the best-selling blu rays of all time what the frick are you talking about
Who the frick buys physical copies of movies these days?
Rey
pic is a good example of what not sues look like
Doing everything correctly and better than everyone else for some asspull reason.
It's worse when the character does things better than other people who were supposed to be 'the best' at what they did.
Rey surpasses Han Solo's driving for no reason and with no practice, Luke's skills, Ben's, etc. It makes no fricking sense and it requires for fans to just turn off their brains in order to enjoy it...
pretty much
if it were thing if she were just good or passable
but she's apparently the best at everything
Correct.
And because of everything you wrote, Star Wars is dead. You can’t introduce a “character” that the majority of the audience hates and then have her go around being better than everybody at everything all the time and for no real underlying reason (other than Woke™) and expect a positive economic reaction.
Cant believe you fricking nerds are still butthurt over the original capeshit.
Calling it a fanfic movie is insulting to fanfics. At least they would think of something interesting, not "she's uh.. the granddaughter twice removed of the emperor or something, idk". That's like making Finn the 3rd cousin of Lando he never met. Great, why the frick should anyone care? The crux of the Vader reveal is how closely associated Luke is with Anakin up until then. It surprised me that Jarjar Abraham utterly failed to comprehend this simple idea. How do you get so high up in that industry as such a dunce?
how many Star Wars fans speculated endlessly about a hamfisted familial connection for Rey and then started kicking and screaming when TLJ said she was a nobody?
Her being a nobody is fine. Pretending this is some amazing subversion is not, because it makes no sense for it to be in universe.
Luke is literally the only Jedi with notable parentage in star wars. Speculation about Rey was due to desperate fans in denial, since they wanted any explanation for her bullshit.
People didn’t give a frick who she was until JJ and his mystery box told them to care
My Black person people were speculating about her familial connection before TFA was even out. I don't even think TFA advocates for a secret mystery box family connection as much as the fanboys insist it does, considering Maz outright tells Rey to stop worrying about her parents because they're never coming back.
i'd like to think a lot of them were trying to explain away her mary sue powers and that she must have a high pedigree for it to make sense. once it was revealed that she was a nobody it probably forced people to come to terms with what an irredeemable mary sue the character actually is for no reason other than silly boys girls can be powerful jedis too XDDD
>How do you get so high up in that industry as such a dunce?
It rhymes with the sound people make when they see something gross.
Being able to swim when you've spent your entire life living in a desert and have never seen a river, lake or ocean before.
What ever happened to this israeli rapist? Ran out of nepotism?
well i guess my biggest flaw would be that im too awesome
It'll always be funny to me that whenever incels see a cute girl on screen doing things their immediate reaction is "I don't like this at all"
I’m married, and I flat out prefer girls to guys (not just sexually, I mean in general). However, I despise Rey as a character and the vast majority of us who do so do on the merits and that’s it. Stop implying otherwise
It's just funny how it happens EVERY TIME without fail. It's clearly not about how well she's written. You just don't like seeing women on screen. Be based for once in your pathetic life and at least admit that
>but I like Ripley from Alien from 50 years ago!!
Get some original opinions, dweeb.
>linking a post I already replied to
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>low effort "u stoopid" cope
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Yep, I'm eating good tonight.
You’re profoundly unintelligent
>just admit you fit into my moronic strawman because i have no arguments to defend this trash character or the shit movies she appears in
No, I don't think I'll do that
You don't have to admit it, incel. You'd actually be based if you did but you're an incel for a reason after all.
>linking a post I already replied to
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>You don't have to admit it, incel. You'd actually be based if you did but you're an incel for a reason after all.
I accept your concession, let's hope disney gives up and sells the franchise to someone competent
She's a heinous xenomorph not a cute girl, you desperate incel frick
Daisy is the perfect mix of cute and balls-drainingly sexy, you just need to touch grass and have sex
Rey is also a great character and I love Daisy's performance, she is charismatic as hell.
your pic and your text are conveying two different messages
She’s a 4/10 on a good day. And she’s an average actress
She's an appalling actress. She makes Boyega look like a god tier. I'll never forget the scene where they're both being chased by Tie fighters. Boyega is acting like something lethal is right behind him, Rey is acting like a few angry wasps are buzzing around. When I found out she legit had acting issues on set it all made sense.
you really need to have sex anon
>cute girl
but she isnt
Mary Sue is an original character inserted into a pre-existing universe in a fanfiction. The story changes the pre-existing story so that everything revolves around Mary Sue and the pre-existing characters are made accessory characters to Mary Sue who exist to prop up Mary Sue.
What makes Rey a Mary Sue is the nuWars is a fanfiction written by Disney of George Lucas's original story. George Lucas's canon characters of Luke, Han, and Leia are turned into accessory characters to prop up Disney's OC Rey.
The only thing more pathetic than Rey Skywalker is Star Wars nerds.
is there a "mary sue" equivalent term for males?
Gary Stu. Though sometimes people call them Mary Su's anyway.
Not a single refutation in your troony post.
>random schizo shit about trannies
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>random schizo shit about Disney
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Incels don't care about seeing men pull off impossible feats, they're just happy to be looking at men instead of icky women.
>Incels
This is the best you have? I’m married and I’m sure most people in this thread aren’t virgins.
You're not married, incel. And yes, incel is all I need. Reminding bitter Cinemaphile anons that they're sexless because they're bitter never fails.
Yes I am married. But the mere fact that you just deny it is indicative that you’re actually an incel.
You're insisting you're married in a Cinemaphile thread about how some girl in a stupid star wars movie is a Mary Sue because she didn't do the force correctly or some gay shit. Women don't marry that.
Never said she was a Mary Sue, you fricking idiot. But good job conflating 8 different posters into one because you can differentiate basic vernacular or aesthetic differences. BTW, I’m married with kids and I do well. Ask me anything
how fat is your wife
Not at all. She weighs around 108.
>AMA
Your thoughts on the Caucasus region?
>I’m married and I’m sure most people in this thread aren’t virgins.
>mfw I'm the only virgin left on Cinemaphile
There’s at least two of us
Daisy Ridley's ass is the only charismatic thing about her
More like Marey Suewalker
Mary Sues aren't bad. All Ghibli movies are full of them yet are still good movies
we have to go back
The one thing they did right with her character was in TFA where they showed that her exploring ship carcasses helped her fix the falcon and helped her navigate the not-death star
everything else can be summed up in one quote after the millenium falcon flight sequence in TFA
>HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
>I DON'T KNOW IVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE!!
What made Luke a great character is that you can put yourself into his shoes, subconsciously: you try, you tend to fail, but have little successes here and there. For every big moment, you lose big too.
"Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Mary Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the Enterprise. "Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet - only fifteen and a half years old." Captain Kirk came up to her.
"Oh, Lieutenant, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?"
"Captain! I am not that kind of girl!"
"You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship for a minute while I go get some coffee for us."
Mr. Spock came onto the bridge. "What are you doing in the command seat, Lieutenant?"
"The Captain told me to."
"Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind."
Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Mr. Scott beamed down with Lt. Mary Sue to Rigel XXXVII. They were attacked by green androids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Lt. Mary Sue revealed to Mr. Spock that she too was half Vulcan. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her hairpin and they all got away back to the ship.
But back on board, Dr. McCoy and Lt. Mary Sue found out that the men who had beamed down were seriously stricken by the jumping cold robbies, Mary Sue less so. While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Mary Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Vulcan Order of Gallantry and the Tralfamadorian Order of Good Guyhood.
However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Sick Bay as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday of the Enterprise.
>Hey famous legend Han Solo. You know how you basically know this ship inside and out? Well I am a scavenger on some shit hole desert planet and have been tinkering around with rusted parts for years. Due to this knowledge of a completely different ship I was able to use that skill and bypass the compressor for your particular ship that I am now just stepping foot into. Know how I did this? I ripped out this piece right here.
No flaws, no growth, outshines other characters
>why do you want to be a Jedi?
>because men told me I can't
>but you can't just become a Jedi overnight
>I'M ALL THE JEDI!
Why are women like this?
I think it is a mixture of a female person that..
>never fails
>everyone likes her
>has the best abilities in (almost) everything
>make 1000 daily threads about women
>300 responses each thread
imagine discussing actual film and tv for once
the writer
poor character development
Complete lack of real flaws.
Everyone loving the character without any real reason
The character inexplicably being capable of great feats for no real reason.
No real character development, largely due to not having any real flaws, as mentioned above.