What makes it so good?

What makes it so good?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    90s America personified

    Joy, apolitical, colorblind and identityblind, machismo. A celebration of the human spirit and happiness

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >colorblind and identityblind
      Hahahaha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      90s America still had race riots and shit like the OJ Simpson trial where blacks sided with a guy even they admit was guilty of murder because he was black like them and the victim was some white woman they didn't care about

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >90s America still had race riots
        It was just a few bad apples
        >the OJ Simpson trial where blacks sided with a guy even they admit was guilty of murder
        It was a botched trial, nothing to do with race
        This is what people actually believed

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          OJ got acquitted on a contracted rubber glove and getting the chief investigator admitting to saying Black person at some point.

          No the 90s were not a bastion of equality. Most anons here grew up or were born in the 90s and so have nostalgia for a time that never existed.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But you could say Black person and homosexual with impunity

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You sure about that buddy? Because in the aforementioned case an obviously guilty man got off because a guy used the dreaded Black person word once.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup, at least where I lived. I'm on the GenX millennial border. We played smear the queer

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you were top queer lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not always
                From brave AI
                >The object of the game is to hit the "queer" (a small ball) with a stick and then run away before the person who is "it" can catch you. If you are caught, then you become "it". The game is over when the person who is "it" is caught. Smear the Queer is a great game to play at parties or gatherings with friends and family. The game has been around for many years and is a favorite among children.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It was so ridiculously overhyped you just couldn't help but like its spunk.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember how the traumatized post-soviet lefties of non american countries babbled about this being Le American Propaganda, the masses didn't give them a single frick, all the kids wanted was to get into a F-18 and dogfight alien ships, you haven't had scenes such as this since Star Wars and let's be honest, given the choice most people would still jump into the F-18 and go in a blaze of glory rather than see how inflation, social decay and geriatric diseases slowly kill them.

      Funnily enough we all know nowadays they wouldn't have dared attack the film simply because the director is gay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seeing all the air forces of the world unite gave me a massive fricking boner.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Seeing all the air forces of the world unite gave me a massive fricking boner.

          This. Also seeing Based harriers and tomcats in the background.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Seeing all the air forces of the world unite gave me a massive fricking boner.

          This. Also seeing Based harriers and tomcats in the background.

          I always have a stiff one for Soviet aircraft. They are pure aesthetic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lest we forget the noble and highly effective African AA systems.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heh, well it IS propaganda, ham-fisted but successful at that, just like Armageddon.

        Recruitment numbers went up afterwards despite the Pentagon passing on support for the film. Still fun.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it’s the Americans, they say they have a plan for bringing down the aliens!
          >well, it’s about bloody time!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tfw the govt didn't give the movie funding because it showed the US military in a potentially losing position
          >Against aliens

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You still get that with thing like Top Gun. /misc/estinian incels and reddit troonys both seethed over how well it did both domestic and internationally

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw will never be a top gun

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last half is definitely less good than I remember but the first half is apocalypse kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "build up" in ID4 is pure hype, same as in Stargate

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Procedural drama, then switches to action schlock half way. Something for everyone.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low expectations of mediocre post-Spielberg blockbusters of the mid and late 90s and sub par directors like Emmerich?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No gays, women relegated to secondary roles.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was an implied gay as a comic relief who died through ineptitude.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right blend of seriousness and fun. It takes itself seriously enough that you care about the characters and plot but not so seriously that it forgets that it's a cheesy alien invasion movie.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a story about earf

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not good. it sucks.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DAAAAVID

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie gave me a moronic complex as a kid about wishing to sacrifice myself to save the world in a blaze of glory. it will never happen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would you think that would be moronic?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        God bless they changed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls2CwZjQ9es

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It may be your chance now if ayys turn out to be real and they want to destroy us

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Alien design

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modernism makes it good.

    I am sick and fricking tired of post modernism in movies.

    Nothing one can be genuine or matter any more.

    >Is there an emotional or tense moment? Quick diffuse it with a shit joke
    >Is there any expectations? Subvert them enough that subversion is now expected
    >Optimism? Frick that shit, we only got iron and cynism for ya
    >Film on location? Props? But we have a green screen? Who cares.
    >Staying in character? Stop it, the writer has things to tell you, and besides constant 4th wall breaks always sucks the viewer in
    >Real Comedy? No you have people being mean and insulting each other and you are expected to laugh.

    This shit is also a splash of acid to the face of culture.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was fun but come on, some of the modernism of it is what made a lot of its jokes cheese and its resolutions goofy.

      "I'm not israeli""Nobody's Perfect"

      I am going to kill the mothership with a Macbook.

      The unironic sillyness is why I DO consider it the best B movie.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      soul

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    Anonymous
  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sheer size of the alium mothership.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did this movie create the formula for the modern blockbuster? I watched it for the first time a few months ago and thought it was really bad. It's just like all of the shit coming out today.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars was the first iteration of a blockbuster, 20 years before ID4 came out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking zoollenials. Jaws or Stars Wars would be a better example, they were extremely popular films.
      Loose criteria like big budget, release between Memorial day and Labor day, and high box office are the formula that they spent most of the 90s doing. It seems like it's the decade of blockbusters but the last decade with capeshit probably blew it out of the water.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've always considered either Jurassic Park or T2 to be the first "true" blockbusters. They were designed from the ground up to be big hits, complete with merchandising, while Star Wars or Jaws were more like surprise hits.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Modernism makes it good.

          I am sick and fricking tired of post modernism in movies.

          Nothing one can be genuine or matter any more.

          >Is there an emotional or tense moment? Quick diffuse it with a shit joke
          >Is there any expectations? Subvert them enough that subversion is now expected
          >Optimism? Frick that shit, we only got iron and cynism for ya
          >Film on location? Props? But we have a green screen? Who cares.
          >Staying in character? Stop it, the writer has things to tell you, and besides constant 4th wall breaks always sucks the viewer in
          >Real Comedy? No you have people being mean and insulting each other and you are expected to laugh.

          This shit is also a splash of acid to the face of culture.

          T2 was pure clutch because of the balance of postmodernism and modernist themes, especially within the framework built of the darker T1 and the realization that "we did this to ourselves". Hell, James Cameron making the villain a cop and other cops killing Dyson, the black guy, was NOT an accident. He has explicitly stated as such. We get none of that in ID4 which is why it feels and was meant to be, and is, to some extent, propaganda.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tim Burton Batman? Had huge ads, merch, albums,etc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ID4 was probably the first to branded and hyped as The Summer Blockbuster and was filled with great doses of action and fun despite the sillyness.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, that was jurassic park

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          fair enough

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jurassic Park was the last movie that belonged to the cinema of new adventure that started with Jaws. Independence Day is from the next generation of mediocre blockbusters that don't deserve the nostalgia.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hi Steven, can’t believe they let you direct Ready Player One.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These sexy things. Sleek, swift and deadly. Absolute %100 distilled kino of the highest pallate whenever these things were on screen.

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    Anonymous
  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Will was dating a prostitute
    It wasn't supposed to be a documentary

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Will was dating a prostitute

      yet in the second film she as a respectable doctor essentially leading the entire hospital.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, nostalgia maybe. It's pretty mid. I think it's weird to see so many people pretending they loved this 6/10 movie so much.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are two kinds of people: those who saw ID4 at a young age and loved the shit out of it, and those who saw it at a more discerning age and thought it was cheesy garbage and never looked back (like RLM)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fingered a chick while watching the extended edition in her basement one night. Shit was cash.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would Cinemaphile have fared in the war?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Renoite here, nicely untouched.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you would have unironically been next had randy quaid not kamikaze'd the ship at Area 51

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because he had a great time there after a sheltered existence.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I constantly confuse this movie with The Big Lebowski.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like how the little alien controls the bio suit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meant for you

                The alien looked awesome.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dallas
      wew, that was a close one boys

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leaf here. Toronto and Vancouver wiped off the map day one. Based Aliens. Nothing of value was lost. If they’d taken a swing at La Belle Provence too, I’d have thrown my lot in with the invaders right there and then.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same leaf eyelet here. I actually read the list to the end this time. I see they wiped out Ottawa on day 3, and Quebec day 4. Where do I sign up, boys?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    90's action kino, no political bullshit.
    Ever noticed how in these older productions you have THE president and can't really tell what party he is? Yeah.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no political bullshit
      The movie was intentionally subversive your were just to indoctrinated to realize.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pre-divided america. 90s, most things were going pretty well for most people. even if you were down and out it wasn't that difficult to get your shit together if you wanted to. we might be blinded by nostalgia but that good feeling you get from watching this movie is similar to how it felt to live through the 90s. we didn't know it at the time, of course. 9/11 is when it first started to die off, then by the 2008 recession it was gone. by the 2010's we were stuck in the increasingly-shittier malaise you're familiar with now in 2023.

      yeah, another nice little thing to notice

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you have THE president and can't really tell what party he is?
      He was a republican. Will smiths wife said she voted for the other guy and she is a city living black stripper, guaranteed dem voter.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT
    >WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll never forget my friend telling me about President Whitmore and i was like, "When was he president?" and my friend was like, "We've never had a President Whitmore,,,"

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The alien looked awesome.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It had cool alien ship designs that hits a flying saucer nostalgia, their blue plasma weapons were aesthetic as frick and Will Smith leading.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post other GOAT movie speeches.

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