What makes it so good?

What makes it so good?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    metal is cool as hell when it's allowed to actually be rad and violent and have b***hin motifs, and when some normalgay chick isn't in your ear trying to tell you all metalheads are actually scrimbly bimbly heccin wholesome guys who secretly hate everything metal represents and just wanna knit pink sweaters for puppies in order to make them marketable to the normie collective

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you wouldn't get it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they become good guys at the end of the series?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, never said metallists are evil people, but the common modern perception of metalheads as "cutesy widdol baby boys uwu" is a way for normies, particularly normie women, to cope with their existence by implying their love for the dark, violent, macabre or anything else metal is created on, is just some kinda "facade", a falsehood that only extends to their music as a performance and nothing else, that they don't truly love it
        it's how they handle the existence of something they hate, by selling it as more desirable and less "scary"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is true. Metalocalypse never shied away from the gross and the scary.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude who made it is a bonafide Metalhead and therefore was able to make the sort of jokes and references and parodies only someone speaking from experience would be able to make.

          There's two types of metalhead. People who are actual genuine satanists/neonazis who believe every word they say, and people who deliberately say provocative shit to troll. There aren't any soft candyasses in the scene, at least, they don't last long if there are. They all go into numetal/grindcore shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >There's two types of metalhead. People who are actual genuine satanists/neonazis who believe every word they say, and people who deliberately say provocative shit to troll.
            so the only types are "actual deranged people who believe in EVERYTHING they sing about" and "people who only put on a performance to frick with others"? i can tell you're no metal head, or a poser at most, if you honestly don't love the cool artistry that goes into metal, or appreciate the aesthetics or have at least some uncanny, socially unacceptable interests
            you think when they sing about gore an death and gnomes and pain, they're either 100% literal all the time, or just going "lol jk jk" the whole time? you think it doesn't come from something real, yet manifests in something cool they just want to create?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a weirdly specific criticism I feel like this is a rant directed at someone you personally know.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A handful of factors:
    >The band is composed solely of low functioning giga-morons who are only good at music and contract negotiation (pretty realistic touch)
    >genuinely pretty good music
    >a world that is batshit insane and is played totally straight without a whiff of irony
    I can be in the shittiest mood of my life but if you throw on the Metalocalypse Christmas Special I’ll be crying from laughing by the end. Never fails.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also, Dr. Rockzo simultaneously being a parody of a handful of metal greats while also just being a cocaine fueled maniac was an absolute delight. He had no right being a great a character as he was

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's specifically a parody of David Lee Roth.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He’s also Paul Stanley, Axl Rose, and Bret Michaels.
          Some say he’s Van Halen too but I think they’re just morons who think VH *was* Roth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >contract negotiation
      God that scene where they haggle with the devil while trying to get good at the blues had me rolling.
      >devil growing increasingly uncomfortable as they pick apart his contract
      >hand him back a new contract that's like 10x longer
      >he goes "uh, I'll need to see a notary public"
      >fricking MURDERFACE races his hand and goes "I'm a notary public"
      >devil: "I need to sleep on it" and leaves in a hurry
      nothing will top that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God that episode was outstanding
        I almost pissed my pants when they died cinder blocks to Skwisgaar and Toki’s hands to learn Blues chords holy frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Scrambles... The Death Dealer
      That will never not bring a smile to my face. Remember the really, really racist specialist the Tribunal brought in? I've been looking for the clip on Youtube for years, but can't find it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh god the dude from Diversityklok? Yeah he’s completely erased on youtube haha
        Great episode though. Hitlerface will never fail to make me laugh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I need to see that clip again.
          Do israelite - know what I mean?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I k-k-k-now what you meeeeeeean baaaaaybeee
            (I DO COCAINE don’t tellll nobod-d-dy)

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great music

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No women in the main cast.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about the blondie in the left?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you should fap to her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you should fap to her

        Don’ts makes fappings to Skwisgaars!
        Skwisgaars’ moms ons the other hands…

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good songs, good art, good action sequences, funny, and actually does the occasional serious moment well.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't find metalacolypse on Max anymore. Searching Metalocalypse brings up the movie, but not the show.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BY
    >DOWN
    >LOAD
    >ING
    >THIS
    >SONG
    >YOUR
    >SOUL
    >IS
    >MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Allright top 5 favorite songs and Who is Best boy?

    1. Murdertrain a comin
    2. Black Fire upon us
    3. Bloodlines
    4. Kill You
    5. The Gears

    Best boy: Pic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toki is canonically ripped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. Mudertrain
      2. The Gears
      3. Murmaider II: The Water God
      4. Go Forth & Die
      5. Face Fisted
      Honorable mentions Better Metal Snake and Killstardo Abominate

      Skwisgaar. Every line kills me
      >this is I believes called 'food libraries'

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brendan finally mastered improv style dialogue after the proving grounds that was home movies.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What makes it so good?
    Not knowing about Nip superiority.

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