What movie trope do you hate?
>character's windshield gets smashed
>immediately panic swerves for no reason or puts both hands up to cover face causing a swerve
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What movie trope do you hate? >character's windshield gets smashed
>explainable misunderstanding
>"Wait! I can explain!"
>"I don't want to hear it!"
Name two examples.
every romcom ever made
You've never seen a romcom
all i see are romcoms
Saw one with ur mum last nite
And then what did you do?
See
I WAS IN THE POOL
What movie (feature film) is that from?
Every woman IRl. b***hes can get irrational when they get mad sometimes.
Imagine trying to have a conversation with a woman
>grandma starts raping
>Bad guys on motorbikes drive alongside someone in a car
>they just carry on going straight, no braking, no accelerating, no sideswiping or weaving whatsoever
>then they get shot through the side windows
sex scene
>kissing
>kissing
>kissing
>moaning
>20 pixels of a poorly illuminated nipple
>kissing
>moaning
>kissing
>cut to morning
people freezing in vacuum
Space is cold, anon.
Heat has to transfer.
Sure.
Are there any movies where this is shown correctly?
>villain and hero get in a 1 on 1 fight
>villain gets in a pinch. Uses an unconventional move to turn the tables
>gets treated as some dirty underhanded move
>hero does the same thing or equivalent
>gets treated as some sort of heroic clever last ditch effort
>sex scene
>woman wears the bra the entire time
>gets up to walk to the bathroom
>wraps herself up in a sheet up to her neck before walking off
Black folk mostly
>main character (or any character really) shows up to talk to some big shot or his boss or just an important man
>the host takes out some expensive liquor that he then states is super expensive and pours a glass for himself and the mc
>they exchange a couple of words over some plot-relevant issue
>the mc leaves without taking even one sip
this and people not eating food. feels wasteful man
nobody mentioned km/h you monkey
>car rolls into a ditch
>explodes like it had a pound of explosives in the trunk
>cop comes from from work
>never takes off leather gloves
>takes a pair of scissors and cuts himself a slice of pizza, which he then eats with his gloves on
>senior cop has his last day on the job
>junior hothead sidekick gets them both into trouble because he has to get it on
>senior cop dies on his last day on the job
>junior hothead sidekick gets sort-of depressed about the state of the world
>he gets a new partner and is now talking the same way as the senior cop did
>guy working a shit job comes home to a 4 bedroom house or a 2 bedroom apartment in an expensive part of town
Gotta be a union man
>a shlubby israeli kid lusts over the stacy
>plot arrangements are made so he ends up with her
>>a shlubby israeli kid lusts over the stacy
Same thing with a flat tire. "Oh no I have a flat tire! I better swerve as hard as humanly possible causing the car to flip instead of calmly continuing to go in a straight line and just slowing down gradually."
Lol you’ve never experienced a blow out, homosexual zoomer
When I was like 14 a tire blew out on our family van while we were doing 65 on the highway and we were fine. homosexual.
How the frick is 65 km/h supposed to be dangerous
>shoot someone, they fall over dead instantly
>smack someone, they get knocked out cold instantly
>stab someone, they die instantly
etc
>character falls and hits their back from a great height
>they aren't paralysed for life
>character is using a computer
>doesn't touch the mouse a single time
>character has a plan they’re extremely passionate about and is talking fast explaining the whole thing
>other character knows it won’t work and is patiently trying to let them down slowly
>first character won’t accept this and explains the plan even more desperately
>kill 200 villain subordinates
>don't kill the main villain after defeating him to make a point
>guy meets hot woman
>she's not already taken
I hate when gang members treat each other like complete shit purely based on rank. I much prefer Die Hard or The Hateful Eight style criminals who are either loyal or at least honest and professional with each other.
One of the best examples of this I've seen is in, "And God Said to Cain." The movie itself is just alright, but it portrays a gang of bad guys who feel like actual people. The main antagonist just wants his son to succeed in life, and there's even a bit where a random goon breaks down into tears after another mook gets killed.
On that note I liked how the badguys are portrayed in Green Room.
They felt like real people who discuss things, argue and make mistakes.
>character loses their glasses
>they're completely blind
>immediately steps on glasses, breaking them
>lights a cigarette
>takes only a couple puffs
>throws cigarette