What scam would they try to pull off in 2023?

What scam would they try to pull off in 2023?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crypto

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jawbreaker nfts.

      stolen from previous thread
      Ed Coin

      These, Eddy would love crypto

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jawbreaker nfts.

      stolen from previous thread
      Ed Coin

      [...]
      [...]
      These, Eddy would love crypto

      What would the episode be called?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Buy low and sell ed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope, Seethe, Dial-Ed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crypto
        NFTs
        Becoming griftubers (Eddie would be a conservative, DD a breadtuber, Ed wouldn't understand the assignment and talk about sci-fi horror movies instead)
        Becoming tiktokers
        Fake candy shop giftcard giveaways

        HOEDL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Eddie would be a conservative, DD a breadtuber, Ed wouldn't understand the assignment and talk about sci-fi horror movies instead)
          The irony is that Ed would probably get the biggest and most consistent following and while Eddy and Edd are outed as scam artists, Ed just keeps on keeping on because people just like his takes on B-horror films instead and he starts earning a steady income for talking about something he actually enjoys.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        N ed Ts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ed-thereum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >finds an old stash of pogs or beanie babies
      >"Buy 'em because the less there are the more they're worth!"

      >ends in failure because one of:
      >everyone gets bored and moves onto the next thing (fad episode)
      >Eddy drinks his own kool aid and starts paying hand over fist to own them all
      >everyone gets too hyped and raids the ed boys of all their stock, and their quarters
      >everyone says "But I can't use them to buy anything", Eddy makes a bunch of scams to prove you can, Edd tries to point out there's a problem in this, "You're scaring away the quarters Double D!", Eddy spends all he earns + extra from selling Edcoins to provide scams to spend your Edcoins on
      >"Ed-Coin"

      NFTs and AI "art"

      >Ed and Double D are making the art inside cardboard boxes with pencils and a photocopier based on "prompts" by the cul-de-sac kids
      >"Unstable Ed-iffusion"

      Making bootleg Marvel movies and selling them as legit

      >the Eds want to go see Mr. Man the Super but can't afford it
      >offer the other kids to become actors, stars, on a cardboard film set, they just need an agent to sign up, who costs a quarter
      >everyone's arguing about what genre they want the film to be, Jimmy is a fairy, Johnny is a spaceman and Rolf is hosting a nature documentary... somehow
      >Ed ruins it by dressing up as a swamp monster and terrorising everyone before Rolf knocks him into the next street
      >everyone wants their money back
      >"Super Ed Man"

      They'd probably force Double D to make an Onlyfans

      >avoid-the-Kankers epsiode?
      >"Only Eds"

      Crypto
      NFTs
      Becoming griftubers (Eddie would be a conservative, DD a breadtuber, Ed wouldn't understand the assignment and talk about sci-fi horror movies instead)
      Becoming tiktokers
      Fake candy shop giftcard giveaways

      HOEDL

      >Becoming tiktokers

      >pretending to be adults with phones, feigning having phone calls and feigning taking photographs to get everyone interested
      >the phone is a hunk of cardboard with some glowing lights, shirt buttons and a pencil strapped to the side
      >it's the closest they get to Nazz but Jimmy and Sarah keep messing it up by demanding sparklier phones
      >"Ring Ed"

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jawbreaker nfts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ed-FT's

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stolen from previous thread
    Ed Coin

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alright guys, we're gonna become TikTok stars!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ed sells fake ipads

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They'd probably force Double D to make an Onlyfans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      made me chuckle

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all of these ideas make me realize how well this show has aged. any modern day scams like crypto, nfts, influencers or selling private data would fit perfectly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd watch it if it was a reboot

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making bootleg Marvel movies and selling them as legit

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NFTs and AI "art"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people act like AI stuff as a whole is a scam or fad? Trying to sell it and people calling themselves artists for typing a few words that a program automatically painted, sure that's a scam. But AI art is pretty cool and the technology isn't going to stop getting better.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Self help gurus

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Left-wing youtuber

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charging for micro aggressions.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake lockdowns.
    Candy store is giving free jawbreakers for the first five who enter so eddy decides to convince everyone a viral lockdown is in place. Melon Head could see through the ruse.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    - Shitcoins
    - NFTs
    - They'd try to pass some wall paintings by double D off as great works by world famous artist "DDanksy" and charge people admission to look at it (hidden behind a curtain)
    - Subscription fees to a lemonade service
    - Start a club that require kids to write down a secret of theirs and supposedly keep it locked in a safe, but end up selling the secrets to bullies and people who need dirt on the kids later
    - trading card pump and dump scheme

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Selling Smarties and calling them HRT to Jimmy for his transition.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Create a 'Superhero comic where there's no politics or woke inclusion' via crowdfunding and then charge $100 an issue.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Selling NFTs that are actually just sticky notes.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cause a pandemic and sell vaccines.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EdFTs

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