What should his next film be?
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What should his next film be?
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Calling out whites is nice and all but I really think he should take it a step further and talk about the reality of buck breaking
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Let me guess, the villain is whitey.
Will he finally cast him?
The real question
About time holy shit
white people.....good????
The moronic thing is, Jordan is half white. Funny how adding any amount of black to someone makes them a "black person"...
Its same the "raised in a loving middle-class community by a single white mother and her parents" problem Obama has.
For some reason it makes them idolise their worthless deadbeat fathers.
Nah, he’s got the Black person look. He mostly black than white looking like that
YEE
Asians
Django Unemployed
>Tis the Season
>a black woman goes to a white family's house to help prepare Christmas dinner
It’s about a man, Wyatt Peepho, that isn’t quite right. He’s the neighbor of the protagonist and his meer existence bothers the protagonist. The protagonist was tortured by his mother, who then sent him to be tortured by other people who look like the mother but they don’t look like Wyatt, they look off. They pass for something like Wyatt but they’re not like Wyatt, something is just off. So the protagonist grows up and marries one of the creatures that looks and acts like his mother and keeps screaming to the sky how much he hates Wyatt. The creature things praise him for his screaming but always remind him how he’ll never be like them, the same way they used to torture him when he was young. They will say it’s Wyatt’s fault. One day he’s outside screaming, crying, and shutting himself outside Wyatt’s house when he dies and we find out that Wyatt never even knew he existed. He will also have a funny friend that just wants to make fart jokes but after the protagonist gets married he’s not allowed around that friend anymore.
Perhaps a harrowing tale of a white couple adppting a black child and forcing their cultural norms upon it?
Wonderbread, and why do white people like making BLTs and the racism of Dukes mayonnaise.
young black couple gets lost in a wood and stumble upon a village where everyone is... wait for it.. fricking white as frick. and evil
literally who?
I'd check the filename, but you are a cancerous phoneposter
First white people good but the end twist is they are bad
>get out!
>us?
>nope…
…THEM
obviously he should do a remake of the classic giant ant movie them
YEP
It doesn't matter what movie he makes, the allegory is ALWAYS MUH RACISM
Full remake of The Birth of a Nation
A Blazing Saddles like comedy western with no restraints on racist jokes.
as long as he stops giving away the twist/theme in the first 2 minutes, he could make some good thrillers.
The movie where white=bad
>THIS SUMMER
>"Ayy Shaneequa, yous can't be going to no wypipo wedding! You out yo mind, girl!"
>FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE
>"Calm down, Laffaya, Is gon be fine!"
>"Nah, you don't understand girl; You ever seen Wypipo dance?""
>COMES A NEW NIGHTMARE
>*An omnious, sinister remix of ABBAs Waterloo plays*
>Overweight well dressed white man: "Oh, I love this song!"
>*cut to dance floor where a bunch of white people are doing exaggerated awkward dance moves, Shaneequa in the middle of it all visibly horrified*
>"AYO W-WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS"
>White guy, now with a nefarious smile on his face: "Come on Miss Williams! Join the party! We insist!"
>*Sizzle reel of white people dancing, interspersed with plot bits that hint at dancing having been an ancient ritual used by White Shamans to practice mind control*
>"Oh my god, I love Nickelback!"
>"OH HELL NAH"
>*Waterloo remix reaches crescendo as we see the wedding DJ; A man in a Klu Klux Klan outfit who gets on the dance floor and starts slowly tapdancing towards the horrified Shaneequa*
>"AAAAAAA SAVE ME MARTIN LUTHER KANG"
>JORDAN PEELE PRESENTS
>DAMN, WYPIPO BE SCARY