What should I watch on Criterion Channel? No postmodernism. I like comfy and sincere.

What should I watch on Criterion Channel? No postmodernism. I like comfy and sincere.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is postmodernism. It says it in the description

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >postmodernism

        It's just satire and parody. It's Pee Wee Hermans' Big Adventure, but a realistic take on how annoying such a manchild character would be. Gord isn't "quirky" he's an insane idiot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's Pee Wee Hermans' Big Adventure
          a modernist film
          >but a realistic take
          put through a post-modern lens

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ever watched a david lynch film?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eraserhead and I vowed to never watch another

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        k

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're not missing anything. slop for teenagers who've never seen shit thrown at a wall before. that includes twin peaks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Funny because when you said 'comfy and serene' the first thing that came to my mind was The Straight Story.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Naked Prey

    I just watched that last night. 10/10 movie. I hope I look like cornel Wilde at age 54.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watch some yasujiro ozu flicks. super comfy and down to earth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather watch paint dry.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        You should try and get a personality outside of the internet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cram it, fundie
          I pull hot chicks all the time with my baskin pickup lines

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I recorded a silent one of his from 34 and I’m not thrilled to get around to watching it.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have no idea what baskin roberts is. high and low is basically the same thing as a mid grade hitchwiener movie, with japanese people instead of white people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw at the Kinoplex watching Kriterion Kino

      >high and low is basically the same thing as a mid grade hitchwiener movie, with japanese people instead of white people.

      Hense "based".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of, Beautiful Dreamer needs a Criterion release.

        >missing scenes never before on home video
        >washed out colors
        >no 4:3 version as originally animated

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The things the anime community do with their encodes is absolutely criminal. They run them through dozens of meme filters which ends up ruining the detail and the linework and crushes blacks entirely.
          Then they upload them to places like nyaa

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of the Godzilla movies.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dogora (1964)
    Matango (1963)
    Atragon (1963)
    The Mysterians (1957)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Excellent taste anon

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    duh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based this is still the best thing i have watched on hbo max

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Thin Red Line

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically got filtered by this movie bros. It's fricking boring.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Post modern" and "subservive" has a bad wrap now, but it can be sincere and avoids destructive cynicism. The original drives towards absurdism and post-modernism is to peel back the hypocricy of the world to reveal the inner sincere truth.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Postmodernism cannot have sincerity
    lmao did you pick up your philosophical expertise from Jordan Peterstein?
    Read more Black person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's israeli subversion it can never been sincere

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Peterson changed the entire meaning of the word and now millions go around like they know what they are talking about. It is a way to describe society, not for your right wing trad values catholic larp. all the israeli subversion that you speak of is merely one branch of it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a way to describe pre-a.i. singularity, 'clown world' is another word for it. right now the right wing are the insane clowns. and the tradcath larp is indeed a branch of postmodernism too

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all of his movies are really good slice of life

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big Joys, Small Sorrows
    japanese movie from the late 80s that is extremely patriotic and portrays a family that gets along well
    in addition to the fact that Hollywood would never make a movie about a functioning family or about how great and beautiful our country and heritage is, they'd have to put some gimmick in there. some bullshit drama.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >is [post-war kurosawa film] any good
    Yes. All of them.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Space Amoeba

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    American Movie

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Screwball comedies like The Lady Eve or My Man Godfrey. Romantic comedies like It Happened One Night or Moonstruck.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No postmodernism.
    I bet you learned that word from Jordan Peterson or some other youtuber you fat moron

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is the guy that watches shit like Josie & The Pussycats on Criterion

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every person I know that has a physical criterion blueray is a certified pesud

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a genius and I have many

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Freddy Got Fingered

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine paying 11 USD for crijewrion channel instead of downloading remuxes in higher quality. But watch elephant sitting still or come and see while you're on there

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the Godzilla films there.
    Unfortunately, they don't have King Kong vs. Godzilla, so you would have to buy the box set for that.

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