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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you read porn????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      doujin
      moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      one word at a time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have made thousands of dollars writing Zootopia erotica.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      listen here you fricking virgin coomer.

      Not everything is big black booties on pornhub. People read and get off that way. simple as that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Prove it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sally asked Big Jim if he could help her with the broken tap.
          Sally bends over exposing her ass to Jim. She isn't wearing any panties. Without hesitation Big Jim takes his chance to insert his throbbing wiener inside Sally. Sally screams out but moans and says "faster please".
          Big Jim doesn't last a mere 5 minutes before he loses control and fills Sally's ass with goo.
          Big Jim thanks for the opportunity and politely asks if she needs help with the tap, which Sally replies "Its been fixed, thanks".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            is Sally satisfied though

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Do you want her to be?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it would be nice if she were

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                alight.
                Sally thanks Big Jim telling him that his wiener made her satisfied. Big Jim however, tells Sally that he isn't done with her yet and wants more. Big Jim still hard grabs Sally's head and inserts his already sensitive wiener into her mouth. Sally doesn't protest and takes more initiative and tries to suck it full down her throat. She struggles which prompts Big Jim to force Sally down further. Whilst Sally gags she doesn't say no, and with her pussy filled with cum she pleads with Jim for more.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I just wanted an answer anon you didn't need to compromise your vision for me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Big Jim satisfied and completely spent puts away his wiener and runs away for he knows that he for sure got Sally pregnant. Jim knows that he is not gonna raise that baby so he skips town and starts a new life in Kentucky. Jim gets a new job as a fast food employee at KFC. He gets barely enough for food and rent and spends his days on Cinemaphile.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the story's about you, isn't it, Will

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                listen here buddy, just coom to the story and leave

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For non-NPCs, there's this thing that happens when you read where you can see images inside of your head.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      convert the video to binary data

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      P,O,R,N

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women reading smut and/or using their imagination is infinitely cooler and more soulful than men watching porn. Bummer that they’ve switched to video porn just because memes and marketing made them think it’s the default thing to do, have totally lost their spirit and mental wellness this last decade.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How embarrassing uuuu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't use mcstories

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember reading this story in a porn mag s a kid in the 90s. "tiny titts gets lucky" and it was some porn where she was like 14 and got ganbanged by her uncle and her uncles friends and they were shoving shit like beer bottles inside her. Made me fricking diamonds and still does to this day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      slashflics?

      Written porn is ancient. There's entire female targeted romance novels (barely 200~ pages) with long chapters of sex. There's also some crazy shit you can find in letters from 1800s and so. You think modern society invented the idea of conversing over distance for sexual gratification (phone sex)?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.fanfiction.com

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      archive of our own
      literotica
      fanfiction ne
      hentai foundry stories section
      erotic novels

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Between this and the pokemon porn line in chucky, what did industry writers mean by this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the furry coomer market is expanding

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the age of current writers and then figure out when they were teenagers: the 90's. What was hot in the 90's? Quentin Tarantino and Joss Whedon. The "buffy-speak" started with Buffy the Vampire slayer, and proved popular and then he helmed the MCU and just infected everything else with it.

      It means quips, attempts at quirky memorable dialogue, and other shit like that. Vice of all people had a nice article on this, as it infected Cowboy Bebop too.

      https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7deax/why-does-everyone-in-netflixs-cowboy-bebop-talk-like-that

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really that fricking hard to do an intense survival horror movie set in a mansion? Why do these RE adaptations always have to complicate it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it really that fricking hard to do an intense survival horror movie set in a mansion?

      Yes. they want these to be popular and make money, and that kind of horror is niche and even alienating.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More buck breaking dialogue. Hope you like all this black casting lmfao

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's the kind of quirky shit I fricking hate. And it has nothing to do with Resident Evil. Just bullshit flavor done for the lulz. Internet in-jokes delivered by unfrickable women will never be funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Resident evil?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i guess it doesn't count as zoophilia

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zootopia cannon in the resident evil universe

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even normies want to frick that rabbit

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why dont they make shows for straight white males anymore?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because most of them stopped watching TV long ago and play video games instead. Even those are starting to get ruined though now.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show rocks!
    Chuds gonna cry?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they mention anime torrents on Nyaa

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In what context could that have possibly come up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they called it naiyah too

        In what context could that have possibly come up

        u gotta watch nigflix to find out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nyaa is literally how the Japanese write a cat's meow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      attempts to incite me just come off as forced when it's like they're using a checklist of phrases like that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This show rocks!
        Chuds gonna cry?

        https://i.imgur.com/Y3yElzm.jpg

        what
        the
        frick

        lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thing is, the thing supposedly only channers believe objectively happened in-universe. So if anything she's giving us credit for being on to something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like that awful comic from that insta thot or whatever she was

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a stupid fricking burn. That old lady would have no idea what any of that means.

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