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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Verne Troyer was unavailable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too soon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mike Meyers fault for not making Austin Powers 4

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how did he commit suicide? By jumping off the first stair ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fricking brutal what happened to him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          CUT TO A COMMERCIAL!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mr Hickey stop letting the tunbaaq into the midge enclosure this instant!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we will never see the full sex tape

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The actor who played Nick Nack in a Roger Moore Bond film had a truly miserable life. He said he was in lifelong agony and that filming that movie was the only time he was ever happy. He killed himself at 50. These people shouldn't procreate. It's cruel but it's far more cruel to give birth to kids with this condition knowingly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Verne Troyer's disorder is recessive though, how would parents even know they were carrying those kinds of genes back then?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    midge

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coon midget grifter Oz celebrity.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude isn't even as messed up as Corpus Colossus from Fury Road.
    Shame that guy died, he basically bullshitted his way into being added to a major motion picture.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    witness these dubs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mediocre.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based

        how did he commit suicide? By jumping off the first stair ?

        also based

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        witness'd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how did he commit suicide? By jumping off the first stair ?

        I can't speak for campaigning, but personally this is one of the few movies I will brave cineplex conditions to watch.

        WITNESS ME!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WITNESSED

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shoop w brocolli hair
        >mid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Witnessed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNN

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WITNESS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WITNESSED

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that moronic kid that scammed everyone?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't scam people though. He was not 18. Cinemaphile lied to you.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this image being forced so hard? Is it the new shill campaign?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't speak for campaigning, but personally this is one of the few movies I will brave cineplex conditions to watch.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick Davis in black face

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently Rictus Erectus returns in this prequel, but as Corpus is the older brother, I wonder if they will CGI him or just have him sick at the time.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sinwar

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not afraid to say that Fury Road was the most enjoyable movie I watched that year, and it wasn't even close.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been the most enjoyable movie every year since it was made

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is still a fun watch. Pops and I watched it a couple weeks ago on his 7.2.4 surround system big screen. For a movie with no exposition (outside of the opening) it has so many great characters and moments.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fury Road and Dredd are the only movies in the past ten years I feel that way about
          Which is sad because I just googled it and Dredd came out in 2012

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not that jaded, but Fury Road is certainly in my top 5 from the last 10 years. I need to get around to watching the Black and Chrome version of it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is still a fun watch. Pops and I watched it a couple weeks ago on his 7.2.4 surround system big screen. For a movie with no exposition (outside of the opening) it has so many great characters and moments.

        I'm not afraid to say that Fury Road was the most enjoyable movie I watched that year, and it wasn't even close.

        Fury Road was one of the first woke movies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know you could just engage in conversation like a sane person and get responses?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >men killed the world
            >men are ugly
            Reminder George Miller hired a feminist as an instructor for the movie.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >men killed the world
              I mean you can't even give Helen credit for starting a major conflict, of course men Blew it All Up.
              >men are ugly
              That sounds like a you issue.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              "Men" means "Mankind", moron. Do you think the Isle of Man is some male-only place too?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then why didn't it flop?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly its amazing it made much at all, with Disney filling theaters with billion dollar flicks that year.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It made $380 mil worldwide, which earned the studio about $190 mil after spending around $280 mil to make it, so it did flop.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing says woke like a pregnant chick getting run over by a truck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was woke done by competent people. Nowadays shit writers write woke terribly and the result shows.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been the most enjoyable movie every year since it was made

      It's actually really boring, apart from a few action bits.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The same could be said of your mother, but we both know there ain't much action left in her.
        Zing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Needs work

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably, but I'm far too fat. Someone else can do it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Movie is nearly constant action
        >"It's actually really boring"

        What kind of movies do you even like?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The type of movie where every 10 minutes a dildo rises from the seat and penetrates his anus and cums 5 mg of meth

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't knock it til you've tried it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mad Max 2, because it doesn't have cringey- acting women whose plot I couldn't give a shit about.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mad Max 2 is even MORE filled with civvies doing plot, and has only one really outstanding action scene at the end.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >liking movies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only part of the movie that could even be remotely considered slow is the final leg of the escape when they hit the desert, and even that has a hot naked chick in it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anytime there wasn't explosions on screen I was bored. Didn't gaf about Furiosa and the wives, dgaf about NuMax, dgaf about any of the warboys. Immortan Joe was the most interesting character in the movie.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Immortan Joe was the most interesting character in the movie.
            He's literally me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not like they do extensive backstory on the wives, or anyone for that matter. There were a number of cool villains in it, and Nux was easily the most compelling character, moreso than Joe.
            He and Slit were my favorites.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wish this new movie were instead about him and his rise to power alongside the other warlords from Gastown and the Bullet Farm.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Furiosa is about Dementus (Hemsworth) battling Joe for the Citadel, Furiosa is just swept into their conflict and is the point of view in it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                can't wait t b h

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've got too good a home theater to go to theaters, but this will be my exception this year.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and even that has a hot naked chick in it.
          It's wild, that "hot naked chick" is Megan Gale, and she was gonna be Wonder Woman in George Miller's canceled Justice League movie. Since then she's been reduced to "and even that has a hot naked chick in it."..

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is this thing too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Tank Girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ayyliosa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mmm, börgar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has that typical zoomer look, I don't know how to describe it, they all look like weak gay mutts, I fricking despise all of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love ayys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't watch Suits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people whined about Max getting too few lines in Fury Road
      >Furiosa gets even less lines in her movie
      Nice one, Miller.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dysgenics is being normalised. Hollywood is going hard on these weird ayy-lmao looking actors (pop-eyed girl from fallout. Zendaya, etc)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did they cg her short hair? Maybe they could've shaved off a bit of head so it wouldn't look so wonky.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trossard

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tiny and chrome

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I gave 100 MIDGETS $100 each to huff metallic aerosol!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would this kill you instantly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not if you lift

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be extremely painful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        4U

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was not exactly in the best health to start with, with Erectus helping him about and such.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in his old age it could send him into cardiac arrest, but otherwise no, you'd take awhile to bleed out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, but i'm built different

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You yes, me no

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meme

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We know what Charlize Theron looked like when she was young.

    She may have been a dad fricker but she definitely wasn't an Ayy Lmao!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oof

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    baby sneed

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Although that shot looks a bit crap and midges instinctively repulse me, I will continue to hope that this movie might actually be good. Safe to assume it won't reach the heights of Fury Road but from the early reactions most likely not a complete disaster at least. Obviously critics are 100% untrustworthy agenda-compromised prostitutes at the best of times but this is still encouraging.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A leaked screenshot of Rocky Wrench from the new Super Mario film

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    baby witness

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The funniest thing in awhile.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This little shit got himself a career playing dwarfs by getting bullied for being a dwarf

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    miller cringekino

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're wrong, Anonymous!

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The future of cinema

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Schlanger!

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WITNESS ME BEFORE THE LATE TERM ABORTION! HER BODY HER CHOICE ON THE GIRL POWER ROAD

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhh….nyow?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that they ruined some scenes in Fury Road by laying CGI over practical effects. Namely the last chase sequence and big truck crash at the end. It was all done for real and looked sick, but then they stuck SoReal3d steering wheel and guitars flying at the screen and made it awful.
    I would not be surprised if they fricked up Furiosa by doing that shit from start to finish, wasting all the practical charm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was kino. Frick you homosexual.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop bullying him ffs. literally what is your problem if you bully a person for his looks

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fallout mutants with Anya big alien eye's and migits

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully this isn’t a 100million dollar movie. Why does it look so bad

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