What the FRICK is this WOKE garbage????

What the FRICK is this WOKE garbage????

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eowyn says no to trans rights

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The remake has her whip out her neo-penis and frick his face while yelling "GO BRANDON"

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This scene literally triggered me when I saw it as an 8 year old for the first time. How could someone so cool be beaten by a girl?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you most girls alive today could beat you to a pulp in a fistfight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that would never happen because most girls have an acquired reflex of screaming and looking for a man at the first sign of danger

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet you most girls alive today could beat you to a pulp in a fistfight
        >400lbs vs 170lbs
        lol, lmao even

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even the most average man could beat the shit out of a trained female

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet you most girls alive today could beat you to a pulp in a fistfight
        Ha. Only in my imagination when I'm jerking off

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pretty cringe scene in retrospect

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was in the book

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anyone knows if this happened in the books?

      she had a long monologue in the book instead of a single marvel quip

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that can be said about basically every scene in the movie

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone knows if this happened in the books?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A cold voice answered: 'Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.'

      A sword rang as it was drawn. 'Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.'

      'Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!'

      Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed.... 'But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.'

      The winged creature screamed at her, but the Ringwraith made no answer, and was silent, as if in sudden doubt. Very amazement for a moment conquered Merry's fear. He opened his eyes and the blackness was lifted from them. There some paces from him sat the great beast..., and above it loomed the Nazgûl Lord like a shadow of despair. A little to the left facing them stood she whom he had called Dernhelm. But the helm of her secrecy had fallen from her, and her bright hair... gleamed with pale gold upon her shoulders. Her eyes grey as the sea were hard and fell, and yet tears were on her cheek. A sword was in her hand, and she raised her shield against the horror of her enemy's eyes.

      Éowyn it was, and Dernhelm also. For into Merry's mind flashed the memory of the face that he saw at the riding from Dunharrow: the face of one that goes seeking death, having no hope. Pity filled his heart..., and suddenly the slow-kindled courage of his race awoke. He clenched his hand. She should not die, so fair, so desperate. At least she should not die alone, unaided.

      [cont]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You would think this dumb fricking Nazgul would have at least thought about this loophole in the prophecy before?
        There's elves and dwarves and shit that he can end up fighting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was it even a prophecy? I always thought he was just boasting about how he's tougher than anyone. Similarly, that he was just surprised when the soldier removed their helmet and it was a woman underneath, because no one would have expected to see that. He still attacked her.

          • 3 weeks ago
            sage

            prophecy is from the times when he was ruler of angmar fricking up arnor

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would have been better had it not been for the cringe screaming after the line.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty cringe, yes, but it's accurate to the book and not shoe-horned in.

    In reality it's Marry's elf sword that stabbed the Witch King, disabling his protective shield, that then Eowyn was able to slay him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not Elf, Dunedain.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The face of their enemy was not turned towards him, but still he hardly dared to move.... Slowly, slowly he began to crawl aside; but the Black Captain, in doubt and malice intent upon the woman before him, heeded him no more than a worm in the mud.

    Suddenly the great beast beat its hideous wings.... Again it leaped into the air, and then swiftly fell down upon Éowyn, shrieking, striking with beak and claw.

    Still she did not blench: maiden of the Rohirrim, child of kings..., fair but terrible. A swift stroke she dealt, skilled and deadly. The outstretched neck she clove asunder, and the hewn head fell like a stone. Backward she sprang as the huge shape crashed to ruin, vast wings outspread, crumpled on the earth; and with its fall the shadow passed away. A light fell about her, and her hair shone in the sunrise.

    Out of the wreck rose the Black Rider, tall and threatening, towering above her. With a cry of hatred that stung the very ears like venom he let fall his mace. Her shield was shivered in many pieces, and her arm was broken; she stumbled to her knees. He bent over her like a cloud, and his eyes glittered; he raised his mace to kill.

    But suddenly he too stumbled forward with a cry of bitter pain, and his stroke went wide, driving into the ground. Merry's sword had stabbed him from behind, shearing through the black mantle, and passing up beneath the hauberk had pierced the sinew behind his mighty knee.

    'Éowyn! Éowyn!' cried Merry. Then tottering, struggling up, with her last strength she drove her sword between crown and mantle, as the great shoulders bowed before her. The sword broke sparkling into many shards. The crown rolled away with a clang. Éowyn fell forward upon her fallen foe. But lo! the mantle and hauberk were empty. Shapeless they lay now on the ground...; and a cry went up into the shuddering air, and faded to a shrill wailing..., a voice bodiless and thin that died, and was swallowed up, and was never heard again in that age of this world.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But suddenly he too stumbled forward with a cry of bitter pain, and his stroke went wide, driving into the ground. Merry's sword had stabbed him from behind, shearing through the black mantle, and passing up beneath the hauberk had pierced the sinew behind his mighty knee.
      Stabbed in the back by a midge with a magic sword, not girl power.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        which is what happens in the film as well, speedwatcher

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *yawns*

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lotr was feminist for its time.
    If Tolkien lived today he would endorse Rings of Power and call out his racist "fans".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tell me more about your fantasies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, this one is my latest. I had another Monica Bellucci dream. I was in Paris, on a case. Monica called, and asked me to meet her at a certain café. She said she needed to talk to me. When we met at the café, you were there, but I couldn't see your face. Monica was very pleasant. She had brought friends. We all had a coffee.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "he" probably would have come out as trans by now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, he was an englishman

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bad guys are the Nazigul

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's from LOTR, made a 10/10 scene an 8/10, hope that helps

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They done wokeified the cartoons!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a terrible line then and it's a terrible line now.

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