what the frick was her problem?

what the frick was her problem?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    girls just want to have fun

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She had to deal with a stupid religious woman who never should have been allowed within one mile of an expensive spacecraft. Also her helmet looks dumb and she knows it.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell of the suit after a day of space exploring

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's the average woman, wants to get paid for just eating lunch and fricking her coworkers

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dad forced her to come with him so she wouldn't take over his business and shit.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she zigged when she shouldve zagged

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She NEEDS all the kids to become trans, and there weren't any kids.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she had to get it on

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was inferior to Shaw.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she needed that big Idris Elba dick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was the most hilariously awkward thing in the entire movie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"most hilariously awkward thing", he said
        >it's not the accordion
        >not Fifield and Milburn
        >not Holloway catching pinkeye and killing everyone in sight like in that one South Park episode
        >not David when he twirled his non-existent mustache
        >not the Ren and Stimpy gross-out close-up of Weyland's toes
        >not the hologram who trips and falls down
        >not when Shaw reveals she's sterile
        >not the entire abortion scene with the baby squid which later swallows the Bogdanoff From Outer Space
        have we seen the same movie?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not a woman who just c-sectioned her own spacesquid baby running around long-jumping like a triathlete

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lets just have this hard ass white woman who's up to something randomly have sex with the black captain because uhh we need a convenient reason for him not to pick up the phone.

          Considering every alien movie in the series it was also the only time sex happened, it felt off.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah uh, clemens and ripley

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sex happened in alien3. Rip shags the doc. Sex also happens in covenant, shower scene back up on the colony ship before the alien kills them. ALSO in the same movie this thread is about, the mc has a sex scene and gets knocked up by her infected husband as a major plot point.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hmmm, you're right, as soon as they added sex into the series, it turn to shit. You're definitely onto something.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anοnymous

          >Holloway catching pinkeye and killing everyone in sight like in that one South Park episode
          lmao what
          Holloway didn't kill anyone, he just got burned alive.
          The dude that was vaping earlier was the one who went apeshit

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was the point of having her in the film if they were just gonna do the moronic twist of wheeling out Weyland M. Yutani at the end of the movie so he could be the bad guy instead? like why would you not have her fill that role, or simply go with Weybro from the start? Why keep his presence a secret in the first place? Why have these redundant characters in a movie that is already overburdened by plot details and was obviously overflowing its runtime?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guess they wanted a twist at the end. Just one of the many weird and dumb decisions

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't run to the left.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it was truly Gigerian that hologram would be a drab grey.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now imagine if it were the crew of the Nostromo with their shitty, ancient technology and CRTs going onboard the derelict and seeing things like these holograms

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh right Black person and white women shit was added needlessly

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think there was probably a real movie at some point but it got fricked sideways for whatever reason.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rich white girl with dad issues wants to frick black men

    Many such cases

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