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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese Northman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How dare you insult Miyazaki's magnum opus like this. >:(

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a compliment, go back to l3ddit Black person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is it tho

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s in the most overrated animated film of all time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was in Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sick burn fr fr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That goes for any Miyazaki character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The movie isn't centered around her brainlet. It's mostly about the kinography of the last 30 minutes.
      Sure she was cute but being attracted to drawings is limited.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is what no pussy does to a lil homie

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Playing second fiddle to Lady Eboshi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    On all levels except physical, she was a wolf.
    *yiff!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen this. How is it compared to other Ghibli films?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's good but not amazing, mainly because of the ending. It's a bit disappointing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's good but not amazing, mainly because of the ending. It's a bit disappointing.
        you pretty much just discribed every miyazaki movie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Laputa and Nausicaa are KINO from the start to end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its kino. Its less about love and more about the plot. And it is filled with the same of all Ghibli films about muh climate change muh humans evil.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >muh climate change muh humans evil
        t. never watched a single Ghibli movie in his life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The points are too on the nose but doesn't make it not kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The points are too on the nose
        what points are those?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is much less convoluted than others

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah howl is the only good one while remaining accessible and not so pretentious even though it still is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Howl is a fricking mess and a pathetic adaptation thanks to Miyazakis bloated ego.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's unfortunate. I saw the movie without knowing anything about its source material and it was a confusing mess if you knew nothing beforehand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's his best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's my second favorite next to Spirited Away. It's really, really good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nausicaa did it better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nausicaa and mononoke hime are different movies with different messages

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >movies can only have one message

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By far my favourite of them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's what pseuds claim to be the best Ghibli movie when they fail to comprehend the others, simply because the themes are so fricking obvious.

      Porco Rosso is the best.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Porco Rosso is the best.

        Based. I watched this last year and I loved it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the only right answer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's druid kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unadulterated masterpiece, like most Ghibli films.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lady Eboshi alone makes it worth watching.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why didn't the samurais just cut the bullet in half mid air with their katanas

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What sick American freak directed all this violent shooting and gore???

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Miyazaki doesn't glorify war, or gore. The point is wider than a barn and it still missed your tiny cashew sized brain

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Agreed, miyazaki has a very tiny brain to think a movie supports violence and war just because it's featured. Just another lesson that you might be an expert in one field but completely illiterate in another.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you have a tiny brain because you're a secondary who's basing his opinion off of other secondaries parroting the opinions of other secondaries on what Miyazaki thinks or believes.

                Also, a piece of media featuring some form of violence isn't glorification of violence. that's just your ameritoid brain filling in the blanks for you. It's you, and squarely only you and your perspective who thinks it "looks cool" or whatever, and it isn't a plot device or a worldbuilding tool. Engaging or learning or dabbling in something, dangerous, good, or bad, does not mean endorsing it. If people had your logic, they'd never study disease and invent medicine, because disease is 'le bad'. Like most Miyazaki critics, your logic didn't hold up to 30 seconds of scrutinizing, and behind that argument is nothing but another right-leaning monkey who dislikes the movies on ideological grounds and is just running the script installed in his brain by whatever political spectrum he's operating under.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No cap but I'm not reading all this my dude

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you pretending to be moronic, that's gay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Miyazaki isn’t some concerned Christian mother who’s afraid to depict humans as they really are to children and he’s not an indulgent violence and gore obsessed degenerate like western directors are either.

            His movies are for children and Mononoke is no exception, westerners can’t wrap their head around that because western childrens media is designed to coddle and sedate them while Miyazakis films are made to teach and inspire them

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I once heard Miyazaki described as a hopeless cynic trying to make hopeful movies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That’s a perfect description of the man to be honest

                I know the old far is worried that the robots will steal his job but what an ass

                Nah that interview was based. He’s an old man seeing a grotesque bastardisation of his art and calls it as he sees it. He’s the ultimate connoisseur of sovl vs sovlles

                Mononoke is absolutely not for children, wtf are you smoking dude. Miyazaki would disagree vehemently with the notion that this is a movie for kids.

                It’s weird how some people don’t want to admit movies are for kids, same shit with Star Wars and marvel, not exactly the same though because those movies are shit. Princess Mononoke is my favourite film but Miyazaki has stated Princess Mononoke is for children as are the rest of his films, he also said adults wouldn’t be able to truly appreciate the film as a child does. His most mature film is The Wind Rises and someone had to convince him it would be a good story for kids to learn about for him to actually make it, since he was very reluctant to make a movie about a story he saw as being for adults.

                His films are far more mature than the average western flick, or even the average teen/adult anime, but he still makes them for kids.

                So that's why he shows a distortion of history Ala The Last Samurai of how the "evil" industrialists took away power from the serf-holding aristocrats? Or depicting hiroshima as a sleepy village and not filled with arms factories like in real life?

                He never intended to depict the industrialists as evil, you probably interpreted that way because you’re used to movies where things are painted black and white. Lady Eboshi is a woman who’s led a hard life who’s managed to prosper and become a revolutionary that takes in Lepers and prostitutes and offers them rewarding honest work and a better life. When talking about the film Miyazaki actually speaks about Lady Eboshi with more reverence than Ashitaka. He sees her as a woman of the 20th century who works hard and gets shit done when she puts her mind to it and Ashitaka as a lost soul of the 21st century doomed to pick up the pieces and do what he can to help in a ruined world

                My source for all of this is that I’m a massive autist who’s watched/read every Miyazaki interview available in English. I am objectively correct don’t (you) me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I kneel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Since you're a miyazaki autist, you got that video of Miyazaki complaining about otaku and then it cuts to him playing with a toy plane? Been looking for that for years now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The chad horrific nightmare vs the virgin e-girl escapism

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the duality of man

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Background painted by a talented artist that wasn't Miyazaki. But pic related claims made by Miyazaki.

                Ruffles my feathers this shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So that's why he shows a distortion of history Ala The Last Samurai of how the "evil" industrialists took away power from the serf-holding aristocrats? Or depicting hiroshima as a sleepy village and not filled with arms factories like in real life?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Mononoke is absolutely not for children, wtf are you smoking dude. Miyazaki would disagree vehemently with the notion that this is a movie for kids.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Nah that interview was based. He’s an old man seeing a grotesque bastardisation of his art and calls it as he sees it. He’s the ultimate connoisseur of sovl vs sovlles
                > #
                >It’s weird how some people don’t want to admit movies are for kids, same shit with Star Wars and marvel, not exactly the same though because those movies are shit. Princess Mononoke is my favourite film but Miyazaki has stated Princess Mononoke is for children as are the rest of his films, he also said adults wouldn’t be able to truly appreciate the film as a child does. His most mature film is The Wind Rises and someone had to convince him it would be a good story for kids to learn about for him to actually make it, since he was very reluctant to make a movie about a story he saw as being for adults.
                >His films are far more mature than the average western flick, or even the average teen/adult anime, but he still makes them for kids.
                >

                So that's why he shows a distortion of history Ala The Last Samurai of how the "evil" industrialists took away power from the serf-holding aristocrats? Or depicting hiroshima as a sleepy village and not filled with arms factories like in real life?

                #
                >He never intended to depict the industrialists as evil, you probably interpreted that way because you’re used to movies where things are painted black and white. Lady Eboshi is a woman who’s led a hard life who’s managed to prosper and become a revolutionary that takes in Lepers and prostitutes and offers them rewarding honest work and a better life. When talking about the film Miyazaki actually speaks about Lady Eboshi with more reverence than Ashitaka. He sees her as a woman of the 20th century who works hard and gets shit done when she puts her mind to it and Ashitaka as a lost soul of the 21st century doomed to pick up the pieces and do what he can to help in a ruined world
                >My source for all of this is that I’m a massive autist who’s watched/read every Miyazaki interview available in English. I am objectively correct don’t (you) me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch this first:

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally what was the point of this character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know... perhaps to humanize the animals side.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she wulf

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She finally realizes that human dick is > dog dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As if.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Woman

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NATURE GOOD TECHNOLOGY BAD
    every ghibli movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. watched 2 ghibli movies and didn't understand them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >has never seen Porco Rosso

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >brought up by and lives with wolves
    >wears clothes and even goes as far to have earrings.
    >main protagonist bland as frick

    Bravo Miyazaki.

    This film was 50-50 and the start of the Ghibli decline.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Laputa is the best ghibli film and anyone who disagrees is wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LA PUTA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >la puta

        brown monkeys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >la puta

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Love that movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fantastic film. Really has a good sense of adventure and wonder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Kiki and Rosso alongside.
      All else is mid tier to low tier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's my favorite too

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Technology bad, but planes good...And planes are technology...Maybe technology isn't bad but we should feel guilty for using it...Exept for riding planes...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you're just moronic and can't into nuance like the average ameriburger subhuman miyazaki uses as the butt of a joke every other interview....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Miyazaki is the direct opposite of the kind of artist who has something coherent to say, he’s a lot like Japanese Kanye tbh

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Technology bad
    yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop browsing this board then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        or what ?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lady Eboshi did nothing wrong.
    Man > Nature

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOO BUT MY GODS OF PORK AND DOGGOS NOOOOOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unfathomably based take, anon.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Greatest film of all time with the undebatable greatest OST of all time. Feels more like an animated Kurosawa film depicting historical myth than it does a fantasy anime

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t forget to check if there’s a screening near you for the 25th anniversary next month Mononoke bros.

    The Northman was my first time going to the kinoplex in years and Princess Mononoke will be the second. I would only go for the kind of kino you have to see on a big screen and this is definitely one

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know the old far is worried that the robots will steal his job but what an ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >robots will steal his job
      Miyazaki runs his own studio. No one will steal his job.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think Miyazaki missed that point in that video, he literally didn't understand it was a tech demo. The point was to demonstrate AI and movement in animation. He saw 'zombie' and went into a rage fit and compared it to his disabled friend. If those guys would have made the creatures cute fluffy balls instead and had them navigate around obstacles and bump into stuff, he might've been interested. His boomer ass literally couldn't comprehend the technology.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This, total white woman move
        >this zombie is making fun of the disabled!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're mentally immature and have never worked or held any real adult responsibilities, commitments or communication nor worked in an adult environment. It doesn't matter if it was just a 'proof of concept'. First impression is everything, and they fricked it up by using an extremely grotesque example. Who the frick uses a weird deformed body to showcase the capabilities of a CG engine? It's poor taste, and his reaction is warranted. That kid learned an important lesson about giving a good impression for the future.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          delusional weeb. you're only right in the sense that they should have shown the technology to somebody with actual understanding instead of a mushbrained boomer who thinks text to speech is devil witchcraft

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lol. Miyazaki uses CGI in his movies, you know this right?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was fricking dumb
    >bad guys destroy everything, get off scot free
    >little sister insists on giving a israeliteelry as a Chekhov's Gun, nothing happens next.
    Sound design was great tho.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally feral kid. She got lucky the wolves could speak at least and she learned that much.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Damn you mad?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss this homie like you wouldn't believe

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TECHNOLOGY BAD (except the weapons of war that made my family rich)

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    needed a good dicking

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