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what the frick was his problem

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    white privilege

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know youre joking but I can't think of a group of people who suffered more over a long period of time than these Polar Exploration men. They were absolutely some of the bravest men Ive ever read about

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hungry

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >let’s take this incredibly detailed and accurate historic horror-drama and let’s drop a polar bear monster in it lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Explain why I’m a moron?
        >the monster is in the book too!
        So what

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So it's not an "accurate historic horror-drama" nor does it tries to be you midwit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shouldve adapted a different book then
      there wasnt even poisoning irl neither

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This creature is completely different in the book tho.

        >literally invisible
        >very intelligent, intentionally kills and removes corpses of polar bears in the area to starve humans out
        >leaves bunch of torn off heads arranged in a row
        >waits in ambush when they reach the fake ocean
        >the ending, which is one of the creepiest things ive read

        In the tv show its literally just a big angry polar bear that dies in the dumbest way possible. Weakest part of the show by far.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >>the ending, which is one of the creepiest things ive read
          Maybe I should read it I did really love the show

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Whats the ending?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It involves amputations and throatrape. Read the book.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Read the book
              No

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget about
          >playing the shaman girl like a musical instrument by blowing through her open mouth
          I disliked Tuunbaq in the show, but after reading the book, I know he was just portrayed poorly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >there wasnt even poisoning irl neither
        Are you talking about lead poisoning? Because there was.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's a reason the food containers were delivered in such a short amount of time and for such a low price, it was done in a half assed and rushed manner that obviously caused huge problems. Spoilage was a major problem if poison wasnt

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >invent new way of storing food long term
            >completely half ass it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >there wasnt even poisoning irl neither
        There was lead poisoning, scurvy and botulism. All at once.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They had canned food and not enough animals to hunt. That's guaranteed scurvy and it's remarkable if any of them lived through the second winter (human flesh doesn't prevent scurvy strangely enough). The whole world forgot how to prevent it because the Royal Navy got cheap and started using completely ineffective lime juice that had no vitamine C.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The thing that annoyed me is they could've just used a very large polar bear or have them be attacked by multiple so it seems like one bear invulnerable to bullets. Throw in some hallucination and paranoia for good measure. You don't need to make it explicit but leave a Victorian-style mystery rather than a dumb manbear.

      Fact that nobody made this obvious point at any stage of production makes me wonder if it was an essential requirement to get funding.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah when it first started attacking I thought it was a polar bear for sure
        they should have kept it shrouded in mystery and I think your idea of them thinking it's one bear hunting them while in reality there are several is a very good explanation
        could even be a nice twist

        it's like that movie where they have to kill the 2 lions in Africa while building the railway
        they are just natural predators, but they are creepy and specifically hunt humans so they get an air of mystery and the supernatural

        the monster in the Terror just looked dumb in the end when you see it clearly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

      Whoever thought putting Tupaaq in there can eat a dick and hope they never work in movies/TV again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are like 30 or more real life historical expeditions into polar regions that would make a fantastic show far more interesting than anything with a giant monster bears.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick were they thinking?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bad cgi was his problem
    also poorly written into the story

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who dislikes the paranormal element is an idiot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, anyone who likes it is the idiot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Here's a newsflash for you, Autisto Ramirez : media doesn't have to follow your autistically arbitrary rules

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But it should.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t dislike it, it just doesn’t add much to the story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine, but for me, the really interesting part was when they went into survival mode and they had to start coming up with practical solutions to these problems. The bear should've had a more minor role imo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tranime calling anyone else an idiot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am trans but I don't see how that's relevant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was poorly executed

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    forks and gays it seems

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why they made it look like that and not pic-related like the book. It's supposed to be an abomination/weapon made by the gods and left behind.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        u just made my morning buster buns thanks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This genuinly doesn't look scary.
      How the frick is it going to move, or run and fight, it looks too goofy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The creature is actually invisible in the book, its not a zombie giraffe bear. Wheres this idea coming from specifically?
      The times when theyre able to spot in the book is either its black eyes alone and some vague silhouette or when they think something is a big chunk of ice or piece of landscape, which ends up standing up all of the sudden. The only times its explicitly described iirc is that its really tall and big

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Paranormal elements? In a horror show?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted them to turn back

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched the show but I read the book a while ago and it was a massive disappointment towards the end. Does the show follow the same path where all the likable characters get killed off and the whiny alcoholic c**t of a captain fricks the eskimo qt and becomes a voodoo witch doctor? God that was gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yep, pretty much. The last three episodes are pretty shit tbh but it is KINO as frick overall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Does the show follow the same path where all the likable characters get killed off and the whiny alcoholic c**t of a captain fricks the eskimo qt and becomes a voodoo witch doctor?
      No, the ending is completely different in the show, also the show almost completely skips the aspect of Crozier getting blueballed by that english prostitute, and instead insert strong female wives trying to convince Admiralty to send the rescue party. So Crozier ends up being far more likeable and less of a raging grindset incel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I'd almost forgotten about those endless Tasmania flashbacks lol. Although wasn't some woman trying to get the rescue party going also in the book? It was part of Crozier's magic leprechaun visions which also took place in America a lot for whatever reason. There were so many little things like that that just led nowhere. Like the first captain had that whole story about starving in Canada and the big twist was the eskimo girl was the same one but it kinda didn't matter or mean anything. And I was so mad when the ice-master who had that incredibly written escape sequence just laid down and died later. Frick that.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Showing the monster takes away from its monstrosity, you can see that the thing is just a bad taxidermy animated with bad CGI. The unknown is always scarier.

    The same reason why all Lovecraft adaptations are and will be shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >le Lovecraft never showed le monster meme
      Read Mountains of Madness. There's a 10 page autopsy of an Elder Thing that describes it in explicit detail. You are parroting reddit memes without understanding the source material.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It works better in the medium of literature since you're forced to imagine the creature.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Elder Thing isn't the monster in MoM.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They're trying to reach the end of the Northwest Passage
    >The main villain is named Turnback

    Schlock.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dr Goodsir
      >is a good sir

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ships crew get terrorized by nature and a monster
      >is called The Terror
      BRAVO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lieutenant is called Gore
      >dies a gory death
      bravo Simmons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mission to discover the last unknown place on earth
      >uses the ships Terror and Erebus (Darkness)
      it's like bad foreshadowing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They were extremely lucky in the South under Ross and Crozier. I don't think anyone died on that expedition which is why, despite being maybe the most successful Antarctic expedition for the next 60 years, didn't get as much attention.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >first names James
      >last name Fitzjames
      did they run out of ideas LOL?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What an amazingly well designed monster.
    Really ambiguous face, part man part bear, really makes sense since its actually a spirit/deitous entity.
    Wish there more soul eating scenes, shit made my skin crawl when Tuunbaq breathed in Little's soul.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the terror right? Is there a second season I can't find it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a second season but it has nothing to do with the first, it's a completely different story.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is it good?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if it was good someone would talk about it
          in two years I've seen literally only one thread where someone tried to discuss season 2 plot and characters

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    manbearpig?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All those teeth and being the buttbaby of a polar bear and Ed Asner. Christ, what a fricktarded design. Marred an otherwise perfect show. Would pic-related have been so wrong?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The scariest animals ain’t even the big ones. It’s the smaller, venomous ones you don’t see coming. Irwin died to a stingray not a crocodile . I don’t why movies think size= more dangerous when it comes to animals. I guess more pog action scenes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not like the stingray was particularely small tho.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the artic has stingrays, snakes, and scorpions
      Absolute moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, the little monsters in LIFE and Evolution are the most panic inducing ones. The dog-with-rabies effect.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he fricked that eskimo pussy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that would be Crozier.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was just filtering the normalgays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no normalgays watched the show in the first place

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