What the frick was his problem?

What the frick was his problem?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His negress waifu wasn’t into tentacle porn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he dated a negress

      i dont understand
      naomie is gorgeous
      but every role she's in she's ugly as frick on purpose and puts up a terrible caribbean english accent
      why you stupid Black person WHY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i for one think she was hot in potc

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tia dalma had that unclean-ness that made her so hot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this. she's hotter in that movie than irl tbqh

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They killed his kraken pet.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was his tax policy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You think HE owned land?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ship was Panama flagged iirc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      capital gainsss-ah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Years on the crew

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        o_-

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ^_^

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The taxes are not due to the captain, they are due to the ship... and the Dutchman must have a budget.
      >PART OF THE WAGE, PART OF THE DUE
      >PART OF THE WAGE, PART OF THE DUE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Checked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      100 gold coins every 3 days

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Such a shame they don't make such big sets anymore for blockbusters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they still do, they just paint them in CGI

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stunning.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And brave.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You go gurl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only based thing to ever come from disney

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the influx of potc threads since the trial is getting to me
      i'm gonna watch this again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want to watch the whole series again, except 4. Didn't feel like that one was important. Not much happens that carries into JAG BARRO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Scottish actually.

          He doesn't sound like he's from Scotland

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            on occasion he does

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How did this hold up so well?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need 4K models with perfect texture and all that crap to make a character look good. Exact opposite. You need talented artists and the right composition and lighting and even some 320p dinos in JP look real while the new movies look like a video game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do you see any green screen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that little plop Nighy does

      kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let's not forget the voice acting, his introduction is great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So did they keep his real eyes for the final model? Is that what makes it so convincing?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he lost that dice game

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being a simp.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sticking his dick into crazy.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He knew that CGI had peaked with him and would never look as good, not because of some sort of technical limitation but because the industry would soon be filled with talentless hacks who got where they are because mommy sucked the right israelite.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was Dutch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He should've cursed in dutch in the movies, would've been funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scottish actually.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sneedish actually.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Love actually

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the original script he was supposed to be Dutch, but Bill Nighte put on a scottish accent and Verbinski just went for it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think he was annoyed by his Cthulhu beard. And having a bunch of Englishmen in his crew.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the hammerhead bloke.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick was his problem?

    this is what's 10 years of no pussy does to a mf'er
    and she wasn't even there the day they suppose to meet again
    i think his actions are justified

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was he autistic?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he dated a negress

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thread threme

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it is my nature
    Female logic. He did nothing wrong.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She wasn't ready to settle down.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    woman drove him insane

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine trying to shave all that. Must take days.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The tentacles are his beard, not chin. Funny guy here

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    makes me diamonds

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they not keep her around?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Post credits scene for Dead Men Tell No Tales
    >Somehow, Davey Jones returned
    They can't stop making callbacks to there past films can they?

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