What the frick was this? I don't think I have ever seen a less coherent movie.

What the frick was this? I don't think I have ever seen a less coherent movie.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Style over substance

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What does that mean? Pretty drawings over a good storyline? Are you five?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the animation is good, theres a lot of clothes being put on/taken off which is notoriously hard to animate

        the story has a lot of 'huh?" moments never properly explained

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      miyazaki has expended all of his good ideas. you can only make coming of age movies about flight with an old baba character so many times

      [...]
      60 IQ
      [...]
      I agree, I liked it until they entered the fantasy realm but there was just too much shit that doesn't belong into the same movie. Best example is when they buried the Heron and it had zero emotional weight whatsoever

      It is expected and none of my concern that when an acclaimed director famous for easily accessible childrens movies decides to release an abstract art film as his final masterpiece it causes a mass pleb filtering, but you should know everyone in your life with an IQ above room temperature looks down on you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My friends shat on besto filmo Mononoke the other day. Two b***hes were saying it was "too slow". Black person, if that's slow for you then you got some issues.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Look at me I'm special beause I love watching incoherent slob and have nothing else of value in my life to feel superior

        Your comment is enough to tell me that you need to lose weight and wash your ass, just accept you're a pretentious homosexual and go away

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    filtered, back to marvel movies with you

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just miyazaki being senile

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    miyazaki has expended all of his good ideas. you can only make coming of age movies about flight with an old baba character so many times

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pedo overtones

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rape the hell out of her instead

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Tender kiss of her hand
      I love shit like this, soulful. Remember when men used to be able to be tender and intimate physically with young women and it being about chivalry and not sexual?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        miyazaki once drunkely said "whats wrong with wanting to marry and fall in love with a 12 year old girl huh???"

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >miyazaki once drunkely said "whats wrong with wanting to marry and fall in love with a 12 year old girl huh???"
          People will seriously point this out, or one of the tasteful up skirts and then go "SEE LOOK AT THIS" and then say shit like "ACKTUALLY You got a friend in me" was clearly not a NAMBLA anthem about another man having his wiener inside your butthole but merely about friendship or some shit. Randy Newman is just as bad if not worse (because of the implication).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sovl

      >Tender kiss of her hand
      I love shit like this, soulful. Remember when men used to be able to be tender and intimate physically with young women and it being about chivalry and not sexual?

      Agreed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what movie?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        On your mark, it's like a 15 minute short

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        On your mark, it's like a 15 minute short

        Music video for On Your Mark by Chage & Aska (the two guys).

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel has rot your brain

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      filtered, back to marvel movies with you

      60 IQ

      https://i.imgur.com/PlfdESY.jpeg

      What the frick was this? I don't think I have ever seen a less coherent movie.

      I agree, I liked it until they entered the fantasy realm but there was just too much shit that doesn't belong into the same movie. Best example is when they buried the Heron and it had zero emotional weight whatsoever

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wind Rises was a better "final movie" film

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In This Corner Of The World > Grave of the Fireflies > The Wind Rises

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In This Corner wasnt directed by Miyazaki you moron

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Frick that's why it was so good.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its about miyszaki and his relationship about his Son and ghibli

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The plot was very straight forward, almost to the point that it take away from the film. If you somehow STILL didn't get it, then I'm sorry anon but you are literally brain damaged.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this movie rescues itself in the third act.
    The first act is too slow and overindulgent.
    Miyazaki has earned the right to be overindulgent.
    The man is a living legend and his movies cover themes that are barely part of the western animation canon

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it kinda shit but I like when but it bab

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    America basterd pig dog mutt marvel avengers has rot your brain

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's really too bad, because the early parts in wartime Japan seemed really promising.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the guy who made princess kaguya and grave of fireflies mogs miyazaki. Miyazaki is a one trick pony

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      princess kaguya is just as abrupt in changing its story out of blue several times

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Grave of The Fireflies is fricking excellent, but so painful I will never watch it again.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >It's so le painful
        It's a fricking cartoon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, you must be, like, so mature and grown up!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking overrated is what it is.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He should've stopped after The Wind Rises

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It has none of the charm from his previous works

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Litteraly written everywhere on the movie that it's a fairy tale told by his grandson that he loves and out of this lov he made the movie.

    There's no coherence because it's literally a child pitching the movie, and an elder drawing it and giving it style.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well that sounds like a dumb fricking thing to do.

      Some kid scribbles bullshit on the wall with crayons and we're all supposed to pretend it's profound storytelling?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's done with movies, he's been saying it for a long time, he's just having fun and leaving something for his grandchild and his family, sharing it with us all is only optional.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >he's just having fun and leaving something for his grandchild and his family, sharing it with us all is only optional
          then he should put it on youtube, not charge me 30 dollars plus food and drinks

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            tell me where in the movie ticket does it say that you need to buy crab legs and a large cup of pepsi to be allowed into the showing

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >he's just having fun and leaving something for his grandchild and his family, sharing it with us all is only optional
          then he should put it on youtube, not charge me 30 dollars plus food and drinks

          >He's done with movies
          No he isn't. He said that for simps but just announced a new movie for 2025. And possibly two more. It's the same hustle as Coppola, he said Megalopolis was his sendoff, then he says three more.

          At least Tarantino can be held to his word.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a fricking homosexual. I hope he dies soon.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the protagonist wasnt a cute preteen girl, what was miyazaki thinking?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's all downhill after Howl's Moving Castle

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anime movies suck ass.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have a torrent of this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DM me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How do you send a DM on Cinemaphile?
        Edit: NVM, found it out. Have an upvote my good sir!

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    100% filtered. Brainlet

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this out on streaming yet? I still see no torrents for it on nyaa

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Most of this thread is bullshit. You can just go on wikipedia and read the production section if you want to see what it's "about". But if you didn't connect with any part of it emotionally you're not really going to get it and your childhood was too happy.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Go away, Goro

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it. 10/10 meditation on life and art. God damn.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      same

      I liked the Oedipal subtext in the relationship with his aunt/stepmother and the younger version of his mother, I felt it strongly during the film but nobody else was talking about it, but then I found a quote from the animation director confirming it was intentional

      >Because it’s about the Oedipus complex, if things became too erotic, it would have been too much.
      >For instance, when Natsuko says “I hate you!” to Mahito in the delivery room scene, I initially wanted to open her kimono and show her chest. But it would have been going overboard, so I gave it up in the end.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he is literally the most overrated filmmaker of all time, by a country mile.
    all his shit is completely nonsensical garbage, only the art is good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Spielberg is most overrated

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like most of these types of media are just the authors thinking they are making something so profound and that will affect people emotions in a way that they will never forget, that in the end it turns out soulless.
    But well, many people like thrillers of this style so i might as well be the wrong one here.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      miyazaki's formula is "king of the world titanic scene" but for arthoes, weebs, closet pedos, and nips

      let's see him try to make bluth's land before time. yet bluth doesn't receive red carpet flower petals

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    miyazaki won
    disney lost

    deal with it ameriBlack personmutt...

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kes for weeaboos

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Princess Mononoke > Nausicaa >>>>> Spirited Away (MASSIVE power gap) everything else Miyazaki has made

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think there are at least a few Miyazaki movies better than Spirited Away. That movie stinks

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I personally like Castle in the Sky and The Wind Rises more, but most people would agree Spirited Away was a bigly important movie in helping push japanese animation & anime to a new audience and it does feel like it was a more complete and satisfying film in a lot of ways more so than any other random Miyazaki flick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mononoke was his only kino imo.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Most Ghibli movies are style over substance
    Princess Mononoke, Porco Rosso, and Nausicaa are good movies. The other 90% would not be talked about at all in the modern day if they didn't look my that

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is the rip out or something? It's been a while

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Florence Pugh
    wtf why

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    even if the movie isn't one of miyazaki's best, it's infinitely better than the slop america slopimation has been churning out the past decade

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take Miyazaki's thematically obtuse and personal work over the test-marketed, micro-managed, forced diversity shit Disney and Pixar have been infected with.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, that's not a hard bar to clear.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thats what i was thinking you cant measure ghibli films next to pixar or other western animation because the bar is incredibly low

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was honestly pretty mediocre, so many scenes just exist to show off.
    For me it's
    Mononoke > Castle in the Sky > Wind Rises
    Everything else isn't as good as those three but Heron is in its own category of meh

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    that review makes me want to watch it

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a ching chong take on Alice in Wonderland

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