>What the frick were the writers actually thinking?
They weren't. The whole thing was a clusterfrick the second they decided to split the writers and the directors between movies. TRS was them trying to salvage the fricking hurricane Rian left behind.
>split the writers and the directors between movies
I will never not be baffled by that decision.
I could see giving each movie to a different director so they kind of add their own flourishes to the story, but jesus christ, they seriously did not plan the sequel out *at all*. >Snoke is going to be the ultimate villain so he has to live until movie three, and Luke needs to be around for movie three too. I am telling you this now, before even the first draft of The Force Awakens is written
Was all it would have taken.
>Rian left behind.
I genuinely respect Rian for destroying Star Wars. He completely kneecapped the sequel trilogy. >anon TFA was godawful too
It was but if they had a good writer for episode eight they could have salvaged it.
>TRS was them trying to salvage the fricking hurricane Rian left behind.
The fact that you unironically believe that the only good film in this shitty trilogy was bad and that the worst ones were somehow good shows how you should probably stick to movies and shows on your level.
I suggest cocomelon would be good for you.
If a little advanced.
I only watched episode VII and all I remember is watching Kylo fighting who ever he was fighting in the forest and thinking to myself "Wow, this is boring."
How did the people who made the dagger know what the crashed ship would look like 10 billion years later? What if they were standing in a different spot? Would the dagger still line up?
>"The Emperor's Wayfinder is in the Imperial vault. At delta 3-6, transient 9-3-6, bearing 3-2, on a moon in the Endor system. From the southern shore, only this blade tells." >―C-3PO translates the Sith inscription on the dagger[3]
Look ma, I have a real job in Hollywood now!
It really is incredibly baffling. All they needed to do was some woo-woo about the site where the Emperor died being "a site of concentration of dark side energy" or something lame like that. It would also explain why Kylo was able to find it without help.
>What the frick were the writers actually thinking?
they thought, "who the frick cares? these soilent homosexuals covered in SW tattoos will eat this shit up and beg for more." Sadly they were right
There is no cohesive or coherent story in the Star Wars sequels. Whatever attempt at a story there is is completely nonsensical. As time passes I feel that these films will be put in the same category as Manos: The Hands of Fate, Battlefield Earth, and Plan 9 From Outer Space, except without the charm.
They weren't thinking, it was moronic. If Kylo Ren could find the wreck without the knife, it was a waste of time.
Kylo not only found the wreck without the knife, he just happened to find another identical mcguffin at the start of the movie
>What the frick were the writers actually thinking?
They weren't. The whole thing was a clusterfrick the second they decided to split the writers and the directors between movies. TRS was them trying to salvage the fricking hurricane Rian left behind.
>split the writers and the directors between movies
I will never not be baffled by that decision.
I could see giving each movie to a different director so they kind of add their own flourishes to the story, but jesus christ, they seriously did not plan the sequel out *at all*.
>Snoke is going to be the ultimate villain so he has to live until movie three, and Luke needs to be around for movie three too. I am telling you this now, before even the first draft of The Force Awakens is written
Was all it would have taken.
>Rian left behind.
I genuinely respect Rian for destroying Star Wars. He completely kneecapped the sequel trilogy.
>anon TFA was godawful too
It was but if they had a good writer for episode eight they could have salvaged it.
>could have salvaged it.
have a nice day moron
>TRS was them trying to salvage the fricking hurricane Rian left behind.
The fact that you unironically believe that the only good film in this shitty trilogy was bad and that the worst ones were somehow good shows how you should probably stick to movies and shows on your level.
I suggest cocomelon would be good for you.
If a little advanced.
>good
"frick wypipo"
I don't remember a single goddamn minute of this Star Wars trilogy that I saw in the theater as it came out. Nothing.
Let me jog your memory.
I remember the memes, you know, the popular ones,
>Han Solo falling
>"MORE!!"
>"Every word you just said was wrong"
>Luke tossing the lightsaber away casually
>Luke drinking milk
...huh. I thought the list would be longer. That's really all I remember from these movies. That's only three different scenes too.
Only thing I remember from ROS
>powered by GE appliances
Sovlless.
I remember specific scenes from the first movie but that's about it.
I only remember the scenes ehich had m4 saying
>huh, well that was moronic
I only watched episode VII and all I remember is watching Kylo fighting who ever he was fighting in the forest and thinking to myself "Wow, this is boring."
The only good fight in that movie was against the TRAITOR storm trooper
writers?
i always think, "What were the casting directors thinking?"
2 of the 3 most unlikeable low-talent actors in the same film. good grief.
How did the people who made the dagger know what the crashed ship would look like 10 billion years later? What if they were standing in a different spot? Would the dagger still line up?
The dagger was just a few years old.
They literally said is was like 1000 years old
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Blade_of_Ochi_of_Bestoon
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ochi
Just have to look at all the pertinent information that wasn't in the movie to understand what is going on.
>"The Emperor's Wayfinder is in the Imperial vault. At delta 3-6, transient 9-3-6, bearing 3-2, on a moon in the Endor system. From the southern shore, only this blade tells."
>―C-3PO translates the Sith inscription on the dagger[3]
Look ma, I have a real job in Hollywood now!
The force.
Oh wait sorry.
The power of one, the power of two, etc etc.
It really is incredibly baffling. All they needed to do was some woo-woo about the site where the Emperor died being "a site of concentration of dark side energy" or something lame like that. It would also explain why Kylo was able to find it without help.
A mystery box is supposed to be cool-sounding and mysterious. Why bother yourself with how it actually works or whether that makes sense?
t. jj
>What the frick were the writers actually thinking?
they thought, "who the frick cares? these soilent homosexuals covered in SW tattoos will eat this shit up and beg for more." Sadly they were right
There is no cohesive or coherent story in the Star Wars sequels. Whatever attempt at a story there is is completely nonsensical. As time passes I feel that these films will be put in the same category as Manos: The Hands of Fate, Battlefield Earth, and Plan 9 From Outer Space, except without the charm.
>that dagger did horrible things you know. But the Youngling Slayer in my other hand is totally fine
They were having an adventure just like the Goonies.
They were thinking that most of the audience were moronic and would think this is great writing
have a nice day shill
Thinking is what they weren't doing.
all i remember from the movies are the porgs and kylo and rey cutting that old fricker in half
Hot take:
sequels bad.
The sex toy licensing.
bypassed common sense
These are not cannon.
>What the frick were the writers actually thinking?
Buzzwords, Drumpf, Headlines.
Unironically
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