What the frick were they thinking surrounding based Sam with this ensemble of literal who's?

What the frick were they thinking surrounding based Sam with this ensemble of literal who's? This is SyFy/Asylum tier casting for a huge Hollywood franchise.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tea leoni and william macy were pretty popular

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No they weren't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are you 12?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you? There's no evidence they were popular but they DO look like they belong on syfy or hallmark channel. The woman looks exactly like the generic evil Ex-gf who is a big city lawyer that the love interest of the downhome chef girl maincharacter has to dump so he can be truly happy for christmas.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >There's no evidence
            wtf go back

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit you're moronic lmao

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >There's no evidence
              wtf go back

              moron

              Can you make an actual argument?

              >The woman
              You mean Tea Leone, the star of Deep Impact and one of the most popular actresses of her day?

              Literally never heard of this movie and just had to google it. 45% on RT, no one has seen that shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lurk more, post less. homosexual.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the fact that you don't know who William H Macy and Tea Leoni are is evidence you're 12.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The woman
            You mean Tea Leone, the star of Deep Impact and one of the most popular actresses of her day?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah you're 12

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            Can you make an actual argument?
            [...]
            Literally never heard of this movie and just had to google it. 45% on RT, no one has seen that shit.

            you're a fricking idiot, bro.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This was Kathleen Kennedy’s big break

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was a producer of JP but she got free reign in this movie, 0% chance it wasn’t her that chose to make the family at the beginning not be Grant’s and instead make him have an awkward dinner with his ex’s new husband and kid. The frick was that?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah it's 'no

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    op pic has a real rapey vibe

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just think of how the series was squandered. You could have had some real kino with industrial sabotage, activist board members and lawfare interspersed with dinosaurs eating people after what the first movie and book set up and instead we got what we got.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I loved an old SNES JP game where the villains wanted to steal the dino DNA and you were supposed to bring it back or something like that, always thought it would have made a good movie, mix it with some Dino Crisis horror and it would have been awesome... Damn shame they never considered those storylines for the movies...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just think of how the series was squandered. You could have had some real kino with industrial sabotage, activist board members and lawfare interspersed with dinosaurs eating people after what the first movie and book set up and instead we got what we got.

        I'm sad that whomstever is in charge of JP the last 10-15 or so years has been ruining the franchise but I'm very happy you're not in charge of jurrassic park.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are moronic. Crichtons best books were about corporate politics. They should have played it up with Igen. There is some company also trying to steal the dna to compete.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I want you no where near a writers room.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JP3>JP2

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tea Leoni, William H Macy, and Dickie Moltisanti are all popular

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >William H. Macy
    >Literal who

    dive headfirst into the nearest trashcan

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There would be no benefit whatsoever to filling the cast with primetime, big name actors. In fact, it just gets distracting and stupid the more superfamous actors they shoehorn in there. Contriving reasons to get all three of the main characters back on the island tangling with dinosaurs yet again makes it that much stupider. The movie wouldn't have been any better by having say The Rock or Tom Cruise in it. It was a perfectly fine movie as it was, with great cast, and simply needed a more fleshed out third act.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, we’re stuck with the same 4 people throughout the movie who don’t die, literally no one dies in this movie besides the jobber mercs 99% off screen. This piece of shit really could have used some better actors to make it more enjoyable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      William H Macy and Tea Leoni were both well known actors even if they weren't mega stars

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is Sam? I'm looking at your picture and they all look like literal whos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rey and the spino are pretty much the same character
    Come in, shit on the fan favorite and ruin everything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also 90% teefers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      after seeing what jurassic world did to the original rex i wish the spinosaurus killed it off to spare it

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are old people allowed to post on Cinemaphile?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      surprised you can read zoomer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They can't. Half of them use text to speech. And the other half uses voice recordings that the text to each other. They can't even fathom how moronic that is either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They created the culture of this site and embody this site more than you. It's like importing hordes turd worlders into White countries and wondering why the remaining White people are still in their homeland.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >UGH
      >WHY WAS I OWNED, GUYS?
      because you're a buh-buh-buh-buh-b-b-b-b-BYATCH

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        you're a fricking idiot, bro.

        Yeah, the fact that you don't know who William H Macy and Tea Leoni are is evidence you're 12.

        lurk more, post less. homosexual.

        yeah you're 12

        Still not an argument.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They figured it was a dumb franchise with a roadmap to print infinite money. The job of a studio/producer is to engineer success without directing the actual process themselves, from their point of view it's almost impossible to tell kino from shit until it's too late. It also makes them prone to arrogance.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zoom Zooms show stupid they are yet again.

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