What the frick, why did Aragorn commit a war crime?

What the frick, why did Aragorn commit a war crime?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kill terrorist
    >war crime

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Ginebra convention wasn't written yet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gondor didn't sign the geneva convention

      envoys and ambassadors are protected under international customary law, as they result from the usages established between civilized nations, without any written convention

      >"Let the Lord of the Black Land come forth! Let justice be done upon him!"
      >lord of the black land comes forth
      >justice is done upon him
      Aragorn did not come to the gate under a flag of truce, and he announced in no uncertain terms what he was there to do. If Sauron's general came out and got himself killed like a dumbass, that's his own fault. Not a war crime.

      the Mouth of Sauron was acting as an envoy and was thus entitled to complete immunity according to the common principles of peoples and the dictates of the public conscience

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >envoys and ambassadors are protected under international customary law
        This is Sparta.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          From Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_and_water):
          >Just before the second Persian invasion of Greece by Xerxes, the Spartans voluntarily sent two men of noble birth to Susa for execution, in atonement for the death of the Darius' heralds.[8] This did not satisfy Xerxes who punished the Greeks by defeating the Spartan Army and destroying Athens.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >destroying Athens
            What, so xerxes was so impotent he couldn't march down to laconia and instead took a swing at these guys who didn't get along with sparta at all?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Apparently the Athenians also threw his heralds into a gorge

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gondor didn't sign the geneva convention

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkien didn't have much of a grasp on politics so he was forced to make his characters Disney-tier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This doesn’t happen in the books you rancid stinking festering c**t flap of a “person”.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Talk shit get hit

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This doesn't happen on my DVD?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's from the book.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No it's clearly a screenshot from a movie, you silly goose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that scene is only in the EE

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Let the Lord of the Black Land come forth! Let justice be done upon him!"
    >lord of the black land comes forth
    >justice is done upon him
    Aragorn did not come to the gate under a flag of truce, and he announced in no uncertain terms what he was there to do. If Sauron's general came out and got himself killed like a dumbass, that's his own fault. Not a war crime.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, but more importantly

      He was trying to act as wienery as possible to absolutely convince Sauron he had the ring

      this.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was trying to act as wienery as possible to absolutely convince Sauron he had the ring

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sauron didn't sign the NAP agreement

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Error has no rights

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's only a war crime if you lose

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      war bond yields are still sub par

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But the victors are still alive to spend that money.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          better spent on corporate minas morgul bonds

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >6 lines of text
      >still needs all the focal points bolded to make it easier to grasp
      Americans really can't read, can they?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're lucky I can't read or else I'd call you a turd worlder.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did you really need to use all those meme arrows to help convey your thought?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's not a person he's some kind of fricked up zombie demon, no treaties apply.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He insulted him a little bit.

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