What the FUCK did I just watch
What the FUCK did I just watch
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What the FUCK did I just watch
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
Kino and definite proof that Paul WS Anderson > Uwe Boll (though both are nowhere near the "worst director ever")
i don't know
Over-rated flick. Had nice visuals but the plot was a generic space plot.
This
this, but adding that all the hype around is amounts to "just imagine how GREAT it would've been with all the missing footage!!!"
yeah siskel and especially ebert did a good job of blowing it the fuck out
Warhammer 40k prequel
shit movie shilled by contrariand
Feels like you fags are being contrarian by talking shit about it.
GREAT FILM.
failed gellar fields
I always get Event Horizon mixed up with Pandorum. That's another good sci fi dark spaceship horror movie that's not that bad
>I always get Event Horizon mixed up with Pandorum.
Because Paul W.S. Anderson and Jeremy Bolt worked on both projects.
Saw it in 1998 on the wall of my church’s gym. It was wild 25 years ago.
a forgettable space horror
The sequel is better.
is it cooking a chicken?
no it's oscillating a chicken
Where we're going, we don't serve thighs
Gave me a chuckle.
>The Gyroscopic Chicken Capacitor: This is what makes juicy barbecue possible!
Event Horizon
>le folded paper with a pencil through it analogy
this
>8/10ths of the crew is dead
So that rules out successive warps jump I'm guessing.
>daemons
Either they would and everyone would be dead or they wouldn't. Whoever made that image is a retard
A horror-oriented remake of Solaris.
an awful movie with an even worse 90's techno soundtrack
>even worse 90's techno soundtrack
Fantastic soundtrack, actually. Reminds me of how he couldn't find any record label for the Mortal Kombat soundtrack because they wanted rap and R&B stuff, wheras he wanted techno.
you have to listen to better music
Some pretty decent Lovecraftian adjacent kino. It's not anything high art but it's not trying to be. I think Paul WS Anderson is underrated. This and AvP are both pretty decent in a mid way and even the Resident Evil movies are fun in a stupid schlocky b-movie way
>Le warhammer 40k morons
Its just shitty action horror
edgelord goreporn shit
kino
>getting filtered by Event Horizon
You guys keep surprising me
Worst of the Sam Neil horror trilogy, not my fault you have shit taste
>the Sam Neil horror trilogy
No such thing, you're confusing Event Horizon for In the Mouth of Madness, the last part of John Carpenter's Apocalypse Trilogy.
I would agree that In the Mouth of Madness is worse than The Thing, but I'm not sure if it's worse than Prince of Darkness.
Williams was great but he never touched horror. It's fine to not like techno, but Kamen was a great composer regardless of your musical preferences.
>No such thing
Possession, MoM, and EH, Sam Neil horror trilogy
Being the worst of those 3 isn't necessarily a bad thing really. MoM might not be Carpenter's best but it's still damn good and Possession is god tier
Incidentally, Anderson claimed in an interview late last year that he has never seen Possession.
https://www.cinemaretro.com/index.php?/archives/11878-INTERVIEW-WITH-DIRECTOR-PAUL-W.S.-ANDERSON-ON-EVENT-HORIZON.html
He's got other horror films though (Omen III, Dead Calm), never heard someone other than you limit his career to just those three.
Also he's got stage 3 lymphoma, poor bastard.
>filtered
shut up you zoomer gay
I have no idea
it tries to be an action movie, a horror movie, and a comedy all at the same time
it's ridiculously overrated for what it is
>comic relief black guy
>it tries to be an action movie, a horror movie, and a comedy all at the same time
So... basically every Paul W.S. Anderson movie? Look at monster hunter.
>Fighting monsters.
>Rapper TI getting eaten alive by baby spiders hatching inside him.
>Talking cats.
How can you not like the movie you bitter gays
It's fine but it's really nothing amazing, the ideas are much better than it's execution
>the ideas are much better than it's execution
It's not like any other film has executed its ideas better. As
pointed out it's a remake of Solaris, and Solaris is boring as fuck.
It's a bunch of pseuds who've seen less than 1500 films in their lives who think that anything less than a true masterpiece is shit.
I genuinely fucking love it because it fucking commits
>Dont forget your Geller Field
A good premise for a movie with well cast leads and good set design unfortunately squandered on retarded 90's moviemaking trends
>90's moviemaking trends
like what
Mainly le wacky comic relief black guy and and the corny fight at the end with literal cartoon sound effects
Outbreak is another example of a movie ruined by stupid 90's corniness. In that movie it's the stupid scene where Cuba Gooding Jr has to capture the monkey and the completely unnecessary evil general character and dumb helicoper chase
>literal cartoon sound effects
Anderson put overdone "clonk" noises in the Resident Evil movies just to spite people like you. RE: Afterlife has this scene where Alice throws a shattered sword so hard it penetrates a man's skull. He falls forward, and the sword hilt makes a hilarious clonk noise at it hits the cement.
>Joke's on them, I was just pretending to be retarded
the people who say they love this shit probably haven't watched it in 15 years and forgot about all the cringeworthy non-scenes that clash with the horror tone
I think you don't understand Paul W.S. Anderson as a filmmaker. He delights in tonal shifts. It's why the bad guy in Soldier pisses himself. It's why Death Race veers back and forth between grimdark races to the death and a grown woman in a suit spitting:
>"Alright cocksucker, fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk"
Nobody else makes movies like this.
>It's why Death Race veers back and forth between grimdark races to the death and a grown woman in a suit spitting:
>>"Alright cocksucker, fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk"
Don't forget Death Race is unironically set at Christmas and a Christmas movie in the same vein as Die Hard
Anderson sought to strike a blow against the notion that British film was "so goddamn worthy and intellectual". That's why he gave Jude Law a career.
… we're leaving
There aren't enough space ship horror movies. There's basically this, Alien and Pandorum
Sunshine and Aniara also come to midn
Event Horizon
Check out Disney's "the Black Hole". They're weirdly similar.
not really similar but another fun lower-budget space action/comedy/horror is Forbidden World. More of a cross between Alien and The Thing but it's a lot of fun
Lovecraft Kino & the best interior space ship set design
hey I just noticed you can't buy a model of that spaceship. What an oversight!!! Man I would pay money for that.