What the FRICK did I just watch

What the FRICK did I just watch

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kino and definite proof that Paul WS Anderson > Uwe Boll (though both are nowhere near the "worst director ever")

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Over-rated flick. Had nice visuals but the plot was a generic space plot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this, but adding that all the hype around is amounts to "just imagine how GREAT it would've been with all the missing footage!!!"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This

      this, but adding that all the hype around is amounts to "just imagine how GREAT it would've been with all the missing footage!!!"

      yeah siskel and especially ebert did a good job of blowing it the frick out

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Warhammer 40k prequel

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shit movie shilled by contrariand

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Feels like you gays are being contrarian by talking shit about it.

      GREAT FILM.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    failed gellar fields

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always get Event Horizon mixed up with Pandorum. That's another good sci fi dark spaceship horror movie that's not that bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I always get Event Horizon mixed up with Pandorum.
      Because Paul W.S. Anderson and Jeremy Bolt worked on both projects.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it in 1998 on the wall of my church’s gym. It was wild 25 years ago.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a forgettable space horror

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The sequel is better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is it cooking a chicken?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no it's oscillating a chicken

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where we're going, we don't serve thighs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gave me a chuckle.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The Gyroscopic Chicken Capacitor: This is what makes juicy barbecue possible!

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Event Horizon

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >le folded paper with a pencil through it analogy

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >8/10ths of the crew is dead
      So that rules out successive warps jump I'm guessing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >daemons
      Either they would and everyone would be dead or they wouldn't. Whoever made that image is a moron

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A horror-oriented remake of Solaris.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    an awful movie with an even worse 90's techno soundtrack

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >even worse 90's techno soundtrack
      Fantastic soundtrack, actually. Reminds me of how he couldn't find any record label for the Mortal Kombat soundtrack because they wanted rap and R&B stuff, wheras he wanted techno.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you have to listen to better music

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some pretty decent Lovecraftian adjacent kino. It's not anything high art but it's not trying to be. I think Paul WS Anderson is underrated. This and AvP are both pretty decent in a mid way and even the Resident Evil movies are fun in a stupid schlocky b-movie way

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Le warhammer 40k Black folk
    Its just shitty action horror

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    edgelord goreporn shit

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >getting filtered by Event Horizon
    You guys keep surprising me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worst of the Sam Neil horror trilogy, not my fault you have shit taste

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the Sam Neil horror trilogy
        No such thing, you're confusing Event Horizon for In the Mouth of Madness, the last part of John Carpenter's Apocalypse Trilogy.

        I would agree that In the Mouth of Madness is worse than The Thing, but I'm not sure if it's worse than Prince of Darkness.

        you have to listen to better music

        Williams was great but he never touched horror. It's fine to not like techno, but Kamen was a great composer regardless of your musical preferences.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >No such thing
          Possession, MoM, and EH, Sam Neil horror trilogy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Being the worst of those 3 isn't necessarily a bad thing really. MoM might not be Carpenter's best but it's still damn good and Possession is god tier

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Incidentally, Anderson claimed in an interview late last year that he has never seen Possession.
            https://www.cinemaretro.com/index.php?/archives/11878-INTERVIEW-WITH-DIRECTOR-PAUL-W.S.-ANDERSON-ON-EVENT-HORIZON.html

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He's got other horror films though (Omen III, Dead Calm), never heard someone other than you limit his career to just those three.

            Also he's got stage 3 lymphoma, poor bastard.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered
      shut up you zoomer homosexual

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea
    it tries to be an action movie, a horror movie, and a comedy all at the same time
    it's ridiculously overrated for what it is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >comic relief black guy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it tries to be an action movie, a horror movie, and a comedy all at the same time
      So... basically every Paul W.S. Anderson movie? Look at monster hunter.
      >Fighting monsters.
      >Rapper TI getting eaten alive by baby spiders hatching inside him.
      >Talking cats.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How can you not like the movie you bitter homosexuals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine but it's really nothing amazing, the ideas are much better than it's execution

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the ideas are much better than it's execution
        It's not like any other film has executed its ideas better. As

        A horror-oriented remake of Solaris.

        pointed out it's a remake of Solaris, and Solaris is boring as frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bunch of pseuds who've seen less than 1500 films in their lives who think that anything less than a true masterpiece is shit.
      I genuinely fricking love it because it fricking commits

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Dont forget your Geller Field

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A good premise for a movie with well cast leads and good set design unfortunately squandered on moronic 90's moviemaking trends

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >90's moviemaking trends
      like what

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mainly le wacky comic relief black guy and and the corny fight at the end with literal cartoon sound effects

        Outbreak is another example of a movie ruined by stupid 90's corniness. In that movie it's the stupid scene where Cuba Gooding Jr has to capture the monkey and the completely unnecessary evil general character and dumb helicoper chase

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >literal cartoon sound effects
          Anderson put overdone "clonk" noises in the Resident Evil movies just to spite people like you. RE: Afterlife has this scene where Alice throws a shattered sword so hard it penetrates a man's skull. He falls forward, and the sword hilt makes a hilarious clonk noise at it hits the cement.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Joke's on them, I was just pretending to be moronic

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the people who say they love this shit probably haven't watched it in 15 years and forgot about all the cringeworthy non-scenes that clash with the horror tone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think you don't understand Paul W.S. Anderson as a filmmaker. He delights in tonal shifts. It's why the bad guy in Soldier pisses himself. It's why Death Race veers back and forth between grimdark races to the death and a grown woman in a suit spitting:
      >"Alright wienersucker, frick with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk"
      Nobody else makes movies like this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It's why Death Race veers back and forth between grimdark races to the death and a grown woman in a suit spitting:
        >>"Alright wienersucker, frick with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk"
        Don't forget Death Race is unironically set at Christmas and a Christmas movie in the same vein as Die Hard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anderson sought to strike a blow against the notion that British film was "so goddamn worthy and intellectual". That's why he gave Jude Law a career.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    … we're leaving

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There aren't enough space ship horror movies. There's basically this, Alien and Pandorum

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sunshine and Aniara also come to midn

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Event Horizon

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Check out Disney's "the Black Hole". They're weirdly similar.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not really similar but another fun lower-budget space action/comedy/horror is Forbidden World. More of a cross between Alien and The Thing but it's a lot of fun

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lovecraft Kino & the best interior space ship set design

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hey I just noticed you can't buy a model of that spaceship. What an oversight!!! Man I would pay money for that.

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