What THE FUCK was Conan thinking?

What THE FUCK was Conan thinking?

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ficken

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's austrian, so it would probably rather be something like "schnackerln".

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Na, eher buddern.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Noch nie gehört. Soll das "pudern" heißen?
          Lern mal richtiges deutsch, Seppel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Da Arnold schnackslt hoit gern, mei

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Küss die Hand fürstliche Hoheit, Empfehlung an den Gemahl

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Schnacksln

        Na, eher buddern.

        Pudern

        Was hier wieder lauert…

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Noch nie gehört. Soll das "pudern" heißen?
          Lern mal richtiges deutsch, Seppel.

          Wegflanken

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          brunzbuschn zomtuschn

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So Arnie was spending time at his maid's house and his wife didn't know he was cheating?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To her credit, why would she think he'd cheat with THAT?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        smart move, Arnold

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Arnold was a jacked millionaire giga chad fucking blond beach bunnies in 70's California all day, and that was before the movie star career. When you have literal unlimited sexual access to women most of your life I'm sure you develop some weird tastes and it becomes about intangible things like power dynamics or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      or maybe the maid treated him way more then his waife? who the fuck knows

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When you get out of highschool you'll realize not everything is about looks.

      • 1 year ago
        sage

        unless youre good looking, because then literally everything is about looks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kek the only thing that matters is looks, all of life is just an extended high school

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          and high school was just extended middle school.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah you’re right, people routinely coast their whole lives on just their looks, and nothing else.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not with women. If you can't get my pee pee hard, you're useless to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >power dynamics
      You see, that's a retarded way of looking at it. Sometimes you just want something that's exotic. It's not power, its just lust.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dude came home juiced up on T horny as fuck and the housemaid was the first person he saw. He was running on pure coomer energy and he probably would of fucked anything in that moment.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Their poor dog... The things that animal must have endured...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this is the answer. He's a notorious coomer and she just happened to be there in his home one day and was willing.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vice grip Latina pussy

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bastard son is a warrior
    >trueborn sons are degenerates dandys

    We never got King Conan, but this kino will have to do...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Schwarzenegger is a multi multi millionaire but it looks like they're riding those shitty $99 walmart bikes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually kind of funny that the bastard resembles Arnold way more than his other sons do, despite his mom looking like a 56% los americos goblina

      He is chad now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        An exfat will always be a fatty inside. It's like ex-drunk teetootallers. They always live on the brink of falling back to old vices. That's why they need to live with prussian discipline, counting every gram of fat and sugar, making their lives and everyone else's around miserable.
        The moment they taste a doughnut again, they inflate like dobson's porn.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >They always live on the brink of falling back to old vices
          Depends entirely on how you lost weight.
          If you go on a low carb diet then your brain will stop craving sugar very quickly, and after a while you'll have an entirely new metabolic baseline.
          Studies have shown that after keto / IF people do NOT gain weight again.
          But calory counting diets do NOT create a new baseline, and as soon as those diets end the people following them blow up even more because the insulin sensitivity didn't actually change.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, now he's a former fat guy. Nobody thinks he's a chad, everyone looks at him and does a double take because they're trying to figure out if he's Arnold's fat son.

          oh fuck off both of his legitimate sons are trash tier.

          >seething mexoids

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Baby hands

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, now he's a former fat guy. Nobody thinks he's a chad, everyone looks at him and does a double take because they're trying to figure out if he's Arnold's fat son.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody in the whole world looks at that and thinks it could be Arnold‘s son.
          That dude is more potato nagger than Irish McIrishface himself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What a waste of good genes and privilege. If I was the son of the greatest actor on earth, I would make sure to be in shape and make him proud.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      being a dandy isn't so bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you spics never post his other son for some reason, why is that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh fuck off both of his legitimate sons are trash tier.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that son is dirt building just wait until he hit the gym.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hurley
      i understood that reference

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is a patrician like myself with a fetish for thick mami latinas in black pantyhose or nylon stockings. Ironic how his half Jose kid looks like his clone but his fully White son looks like a Cinemaphile user.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually kind of funny that the bastard resembles Arnold way more than his other sons do, despite his mom looking like a 56% los americos goblina

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Latinas know how to fuck, and more the ugly ones

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fucking the ugly south American "help" is a high-test alpha male thing thing. You wouldn't get it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Vice grip Latina pussy

      You can tell how many children still use this board

      >omg he fucked someone that looked like that??!

      She probably has the tightest wettest pussy and moves her hips like she's scrubbing stains out. Meanwhile arnies wife probably lay still, and had a dry loose pussy.

      She is way more feminine too.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he's a narcissist who gets off on being worshiped - he deliberately goes for ugly women so he can be the prize, the pretty one, and have them be in awe of him "he the handsome muscular man gives the ugly girl the gift of being with him"

    everything Arnold does is to aggrandize himself - whether personal, professional, political etc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the correct answer. All body builders are huge narcissists

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice catch, anon.

      Secondarily, as she was on contract, it's also obviously implied and construed that she knew his value, he wanted vajeen and bobs...

      so they both agreed.

      The smart side-harlot is the one long-term.
      He might even like his own kids, you never really know. I figure he treats them like props or cheap labor though to prop up his greatness that has long-since leaned over far enough to touch the ground.

      Heck...maybe he even grew a conscious and some morality by now. I highly doubt it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think there is some grain of truth to this, but I think framing it as purely narcissism is naive. If you’ve ever fucked a very attractive women vs a homely or below average one, you’ll know they’re worlds apart. Beautiful women never have to try at anything in life, and this includes sex (unless you’re ‘lucky’ enough to bag one whose crazy), which means they’re usually bad in bed, or not great. Slightly unattractive women on the other hand haven’t had absolutely everything handed to them, so actually put some effort in and are usually much more exciting to have sex with as a result.

      Add to that, if you’re a 10/10 movie star banging a 5/10 maid, you can bet your ass she’s going to be so into you that she’ll do absolutely anything you want and give you the best experience of your life. Even though prime Arnie could easily pull supermodels, they most likely wouldn’t put in a tenth of the effort that maid likely did. Then add to THAT, Arnie is also narcissistic and likes being worshipped, and it’s pretty obvious why he did what he did.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        When I was a teenager I used to believe this line of thinking was all cope, conceived by losers who couldn't get laid with hot chicks and so rationalised away their diet of average plain jane 5/10s.

        I'm in my 30's now and I realise how utterly wrong I was, truly the thoughts of a teenage retard with no real-world experience. Some of the best and most memorable fucks of my life were with the average chicks. Some of the most boring starfishes were the exceptionally good looking ones.

        That said, once you start dipping below 5/10 and go into genuine uggo territory the quality of sex starts decreasing again. I've regrettably been there a few times and they're all either inexperienced, insecure, or (on at least one occasion) overenthusiastic to the point of it being extremely offputting.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve only ever slept with one very attractive woman who was great in bed, and she was BPD and had the worst personality of anybody I’ve ever met.

          >That said, once you start dipping below 5/10 and go into genuine uggo territory the quality of sex starts decreasing again

          Yeah, there’s a golden zone where they get enough action to be good in bed, but are not attractive enough to be able to pull Chads easily. 5-6/10 is the spot.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What massive cope. I'm 31 and can still fuck hot women. If you can you do and pretending they're all vapid is you being a piece of shit lmao not them. Lay off the goyslop troon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It’s not a cope you dumb fuck. There’s a reason ultra Chad’s like Arnie sometimes fuck low tier women.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        When I was a teenager I used to believe this line of thinking was all cope, conceived by losers who couldn't get laid with hot chicks and so rationalised away their diet of average plain jane 5/10s.

        I'm in my 30's now and I realise how utterly wrong I was, truly the thoughts of a teenage retard with no real-world experience. Some of the best and most memorable fucks of my life were with the average chicks. Some of the most boring starfishes were the exceptionally good looking ones.

        That said, once you start dipping below 5/10 and go into genuine uggo territory the quality of sex starts decreasing again. I've regrettably been there a few times and they're all either inexperienced, insecure, or (on at least one occasion) overenthusiastic to the point of it being extremely offputting.

        I’ve only ever slept with one very attractive woman who was great in bed, and she was BPD and had the worst personality of anybody I’ve ever met.

        >That said, once you start dipping below 5/10 and go into genuine uggo territory the quality of sex starts decreasing again

        Yeah, there’s a golden zone where they get enough action to be good in bed, but are not attractive enough to be able to pull Chads easily. 5-6/10 is the spot.

        >dated hot biploar psycho cunts
        >sex was amazing
        >dated an actual model
        >sex was awful and i actually cheated on her multiple times
        I now date female negroids, it's like fast food, I make zero effort and it's nice, but not satisfying, I feel like shit.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sóyim betas just wouldn't understand. Chad knows innately what woman will bring him strong sons in his likeness, and the woman required is often not conventionally beautiful or even attractive

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know, this ruined the Imagine being Arnold pasta for me

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >horny as fuck because Shriver is a dried up hag who only has sex once or twice a decade for recreation puposes
      >the mexican bitch has gigantic udders as proven here

      I can understand it. Everyone has had sex with an ugly chick they better not let their friends know about. Arnold's biggest mistake was getting her pregnant. Just pull out you idiot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he has enough money he can father many bastards

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Mildred Baena, you fuckin' gross, all old with your tiny goblin body and horrific wrinkly monster face. I would totally not have sex with you, both my media persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is cream inside of her in his supply closet. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only stand in that room while Mildred Baena flaunts her GILF latina body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her soft smile and olive skin, and just stand there, photo after photo, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to resist her angelic fucking visage but her seductive attitude as everyone in the room tells her she HASN'T GOT IT and DAMN, MIDLRED BAENA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her sweet, ethereal seductress face contort into sexiness you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a meager diet of starving, inexperienced blondes and supermodels and later political aristocracy for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking hot before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, rightly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to stand there and revel in her "mature (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she hasn't had to work for at all. And then the photographer calls for another photo, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the private security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell how many children still use this board

    >omg he fucked someone that looked like that??!

    She probably has the tightest wettest pussy and moves her hips like she's scrubbing stains out. Meanwhile arnies wife probably lay still, and had a dry loose pussy.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she would be hot when young but she really is not. Maybe she has a nice personality.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes you just need to bust a nut

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he had recently starred in a flick where he ditched his aryan wife for a latina
    he was just following through his swing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t forget the running man too

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes you just want something different. Virgins on here won’t understand that.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's a consequence of being in a marriage where you don't see your wife a lot and there's another woman hanging around all the time. Even if she's ugly, hey at least she's there and on top of that she's willing to fuck.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking Joey Diaz in drag

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The reality is sometimes somebody just makes your dick go crazy for no obvious reason. Have you never been inexplicably very turned on by somebody you consider kind of unattractive? You recognise they’re not sexy, but something about them just makes you want to fuck the life out of them. Most likely what was happening with Arnie here. His post but clarity was probably some of the worst ever experienced in the history of mankind.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shit sometimes a nigga needs to cum

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Mexican shortstack I shacked up with for a while was way way way cuter and younger... but I can see the appeal with Arnie at such an older age and with a skeleton wife.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT coping arniefags

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Once I get outside the gym, I forget all about bodybuilding.

    "I can look at a chick who's a little out of shape and if she turns me on, I won't hesitate to date her. If she's a good f***, she can weigh 150 pounds, I don't care.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His wife was a Kennedy. Can you imagine the drama and shit tests?

    I'd want to hang out with the Mexican maid too. Probably way nicer and better at cooking.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Part of what can make a woman attractive is their immediate availability and willingness

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know much about woman's history. Was Madam Curie not well behaved? What have non-well behaved woman done?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing. Women don’t make history by birthing sons mostly. In fact the few women that did make history were all basically men in their mindset and were plain janes just doing whatever at the moment simply needed to be done.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    High test you wouldn't understand.

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