what the FUCK was his problem?

what the FUCK was his problem?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Molested by the crew members

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anon

      it might have spy-cam eyes...Cat is a weird plot, it is super long lived. He / She if real was supposed to kill space rats https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Jones_(Alien) but maybe its a plastic AI robo replicant, Jones's original programming was to record and store data about the Aliens. Lots of fan theory, the cat either has nine lives, it scares Aliens and the Alien is allergic to cats...or Alien knows the cat is fake and detected that Jones wasn't a living thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvHmUuDZtVs , https://youtu.be/N8Uf3-5EU-w

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meowlested by the crew members

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was aware of the inherently flawed and unjust bonus situation.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted that bonus

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meeowch that's gotta hoit

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was in on it with the alien, that’s why the alien swiped his cage away in that one scene, he knew the score

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I supposed to know from which fucking film this is?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cats vs Dogs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ET: The Extraterrestrial

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wasted trips, I'm not a dick though so I'll spoonfeed it's Alien

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Garfield

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hereditary

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Talking Cat!?!

      starring Eric Roberts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A talking Eric Roberts!?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boku no Xeno

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    orange cat

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    canonically that little shithead got all the bonus

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a shithead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LITERALLY MADE FOR SEX

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up weirdo.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn she looked cute back then, what happened

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing worse than fake eating is fake drinking

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ignoring the cutie
            >obsessing on drinking
            the levels of autism are pitiful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ridley Scott made the effort to orchestrate and film this shot and then included it in the release
      Based

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a cat, he couldn't do anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit. He could have saved the entire crew by doing his job.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The acid blood would've killed him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1 cat vs the whole crew, ship, and still the cat. Jonesy should have done what needed to be done. Also, he doesn't know about the acid blood.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One killer acknowledging another...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's fair

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a Weyland-Yutanni synthetic. Put aboard to observe, record, and transmit info back to the company.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was just laughing my ass off at this scene the other day.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He set it all up from the beginning. He was the true Rollo Tomassi.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pair of cuties.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn I hate him so much it's unreal bros

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a cat. He gives zero fucks as long as he gets fed.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cats don't give a fuck about humans.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn’t have a problem

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck YIFY.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fuck YIFY
        >posts a 2.68 Mb, 606x341 webm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't those eggs end up in the stomach, rather than the womb?

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