What the fuck was his problem?
What the fuck was his problem?
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What the fuck was his problem?
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he was a manlet
Wanna tell us something?
manlet rage
they never learn
He was released from prison as an old man without a family and had no chance of salvaging his life.
All that was left was inflicting his resentment onto others
he could have made a family with janice though, she was in full breeding mode
He had a son
he was a fanook which he felt was like having no son
Yeah and that son was a failure in his eyes. Ironically he wanted Jackie Jr as his son, even though everyone else hated him
and ironically jackie jr would have benifited from richie being his father. his parents were noted as aloof and uninterested. he floundered because of it
>his parents were noted as aloof and uninterested
Did you even watch the show? His mother was trying to be involved with him, but he was being a moody shit. And they never showed ANY relationship with his father, but it's implied they were close. To the point his father asks Tony to keep him away from their business.
Do you assholes even watch the show? Or just make shit up?
pent up rage from being a manlet
I like how richie give that parakeet a look of almost aroused seduction, like somehow the idea of scheming and plotting to kill a major boss (or anyone for that matter) gives him a hard one
Whoa guys. Watch out. It's tough guy Richie.
He could still fuck you up
Looks like his mason lamps are starting to dim a bit
he's still alive ? didn't he die ?
the rat went into witness protection
Just a reminder that this show made the hits/kills past the 2nd season look shitty on purpose, just as a middle finger to the audience who only watched this series for the "hits and tits" i.e shitty tiny vito gun or weird shacky goofy zoom in on the tire when tony b kills peeps
I find it funny that whenever cars are involved in any scene (especially shootouts) it usually ends up in a car wreck of some sort. What's the deeper meaning behind this?
What would of happened if Richie was still around when Phil was NY Boss
>phil
you mean the Shah of Iran
>I wanted F-15s Eagles, but I compromised.
>I got F-14 Tomcats
Honestly the worst thing about Tony's reign was inability to correctly politic and get everyone on his side. The war with NY would've been much different with Richie, Ralph, Mikey, Tony B, Feech, Furio, and a Chris that felt appreciated and therefore sober and therefore the fucking terminator he should've been (he was sober when he shot that dude while in car driving away)
Tony's biggest mistake was betting everything on Christopher. His big plan was to fuck off to Florida or something and let his nephew clean up the mess he made.
> Tony's biggest mistake was betting everything on Christopher
If only. He may have said he was grooming him for leadership at the beginning of the show but he clearly just took him for granted
It's not just at the beginning of the show. Season 4 starts with Tony telling Melfi that he has begun the process of emotionally binding Chris to him inseparably or something insane like that.
Good catch but I think my point stands, Tony may have even believed that but Chris was still just his errand boy
don't forget he also explicitly claimed he was intending to eventually make it so that all communications between him and the rest of the family would go through Christopher - I forget if this was season 4 or 5. it quickly flames out because Tony is controlling as hell and constantly second guessed Christopher and Sil's decisions, but the idea was definitely in his head to pass the buck if possible
>Richie
Richie died because he hit his soon to be wife, tony definitely was planning on killing him but wherever or not they got along wouldn't have mattered because of his fate
>Ralph
He definitely killed Ralph in cold blood but the fight escalated, and they both were guilty of trying to kill each other, it's really hard to hate him for it but at the same time maybe when he knocked him to the ground and had his hands around his throat maybe he shouldn't have squeezed and instead let him go
>Mikey
Mikey wanted him dead and was the main driving person (besides Tony's mother) to get junior to okay the hit. Mikey was a fun character but he got what he deserved.
>Tony B
Tony B turned into a greedy retarded wild card. Tony had to put him down.
>Feech
Feech fucking hated tony and it would have been the same situation as with richie just that feech has connections with NY. Tony snitching Feech out to his parole officer was kind of a shitty move (and very rat like) but Feech was going to kill him eventually.
>Furio
He couldn't keep furio around because that would have made him look like a weak asss cuck and besides furio left on his own accord
>Chris
He's definitely 100% in the wrong for that one. Out right, one of the most evil thing has done on the show.
Ralph did it to himself. Tony actually backed off and seemed to believe it for a second when Ralph said he didn’t do it, but his bald ass just had to say “and so what if I did”. Won’t be seeing him no more
Nah, tony being a prick was why ralphie went the way it did. He doesn’t know how to appreciate guys unless they’re completely kissing his feet. It’s why he butted heads with Chris so much once Chris started to better himself, despite grooming him, and doing a shit job of it. Chris showed promise and was attempting to get a legitimate source of income going which would’ve helped tony tremendously. Tony kept shitting on ralphie and just taking and taking despite how much money ralphie was bringing in. He’d rather tolerate rat opportunists like Paulie just because they kiss his ass and completely submit. He was a bad leader through and through.
I think one of the dumbest things Tony did to one of his people (kind of) is beating Zellman with a belt in front of that russian hoe. It literally nearly costed him is marriage and it add fuel to the fire that was the tension between NY and NJ also Zellman wasn't a bad guy, having someone with those kind of connections is worth millions, at least with Richie or Ralph they were complete psychopath assholes, Zellman wasn't a complete psycho like that (just corrupt as shit)
Yes yes well done anon HOWEVER common sense tells you not to get with a mob boss’s ex-gf especially if he knows you and you’re going to see him regularly
That is a good point. Zellman at least should have kept it a secret. I think when Tony stopped by Zellman's place that she only came out to rub it in Tony's face that she is doing better and improving as a person. Zellman should've kept her ass in the kitchen
> she only came out to rub it in Tony's face
And Zellman really should have picked up on it. This is also why keeping it secret wouldn’t work
>Willing to pay a guy to pay a bunch of kids to shoot up a bunch of druggies inside crack house out of fear of Tony
>Has no fear when fucking his goomar besides a "oooh this is awkward"
How did he get elected as chariman again?
>~~*Zellman*~~
He rolls with a deeper mafia
The real ~~*mafia*~~
Who? Who? Who?
His beating Zellman had fuckall to do with his relationship with NY. It was never mentioned again, and Zellman got AJ out of trouble when he took the knife into the hospital to kill the old mummy.
>Richie
Incompatible with the modern day, regardless if Tony gave him leeway.
>Ralph
True, this was Tony's fuck-up all the way.
>Mikey
Was conspiring with his Uncle to kill him. Had to go.
>Tony B
Would have flipped out regardless of what Tony did. No way he could still be working in the organization.
>Furio
Not his fault, he had an erection for Carmella. No way he stays.
>Chris
Similar to Ralphie. Tony failed as a father figure to him and decided to just sweep him under the rug when the opportunity arose.
Anger
Parasgiam sandwich. Fuck You
He’s from the old school. He shouldn’t have to explain himself.
He couldn't help the fact that he had manson lamps
Does anyone else not remember the hand visibly pushing the chair from under the table when he gets shot? It's like the one thing I never see mentioned on here.
gets brought up sometimes. I honestly didn't notice it until it was pointed out.
Where
?
It was a ghost. Kind of creepy ngl
It was Pussy's ghost. He time warped to a moment before his death. Time control has been long established in sopranos. For example, Carmella stopped time once.
Wow bravo chase
Those are his toes from his left foot retard
He had tremendous moxie for a guy his size.
literally nothing
he was right about everything
people that think he did something wrong are a low T
He wasn't respect. He couldn't sell it to albert barese. Fucking loser.
this is too retarded to warrant a serious reply
Fuck you
go cry
Tony cheaped out on Richie due for his time in prison, Tony also sided with a civilian over a made guy. But beyond that, getting with the bosses sister is a retarded move if you and the boss don't get along, and the sister is a jealous, crazy bitch
I'm pretty sure it very obvious, but Janice was definitely trying to push Richie to whack her brother, right? I mean at least in a kind of subconscious subtle way, after she kill Richie and Tony came to the rescue she had a kind of change of heart?
Janice, as much as she the most hated character on the show, was brilliantly written. SHe didn't have a change of heart, she skedaddled because HER ass was on the line. And yes, she was pushing him, because she wanted to take Carmella's place. Remember the house? Better than Tony's? Janice was all bile, resentment and jealousy, because Tony got it all, and she got a retarded kid and a string of loser boyfriends.
She would have pushed Bobby, had he not gotten killed. She wanted to be the bosses wife, not a lower rank.
Yes especially with the fucking scene "you're the boss...it should be you" stuff lmao
Beansie was an associate, not a civilian.
Think he was talking about Robert Patrick's character.
The T-1000?
Yeah he played Davey Scantino. I don't know if anon was referring to him or Beansie in his post but this was him.
Why didn't he just use his liquid knife arms to slash Tony and Richie's throats?
Lost them after a bad night at the poker game, just give him 20k and he’ll totally get it all back
>Davey T1000 would live in a doll house in at the Bing because he had been selling his liquid metal body to the Chinese to pay off Tony. He can't sell anymore, so he's a doll-sized jannie.
he didn't side with him against Richie though, it's not like Tony knew Davey owed Richie money.
Tony was pissed at Richie because Richie ruined the executive card game by busting in and being an all around mood killer. He wasn't in principal against Davey having to pay and is more than willing to fuck the guy over alongside Richie when he fails to pay both of them.
Ritchie literally tells Tony Davey owed him, which made it worse now that he owed Tony. Which Tony warned him about. Tony DID side with Davey, because he told Ritchie to back off, and that he'd get paid after Tony got paid back.
he only warned Davey about getting involved in the Executive game because of the sums involved and the fact he'd actually want his money back.
>Tony DID side with Davey, because he told Ritchie to back off, and that he'd get paid after Tony got paid back
That's less siding with Davey than pulling rank though. it's not that they didn't squeeze Davey dry, it's just Tony used his status as boss to move to the front of the line.
build beansie a ramp.
I'll build a ramp up to your ass. Drive a Lionel up in there
Who even watches this boomer power fantasy?
I do
bobbychads assemble
BOBBIES!
Tonyfags STILL haven't gotten over losing that fight
It WAS a sucker punch
Name a fight in the sopranos that doesn't start with a sucker punch
>Name a fight in the sopranos that doesn't start with a sucker punch
when tony got that hothead out of there
Tony was warned
>manlet
>cant get off without putting a gun to a womans head
>male rape victims commonly cope by having violent sex to avoid whatsoever any feelings of vulnerability
>gay son
>fat wife
>got no respect
he was never going to make it
he might have made it if fucking up bensie wasn't the first thing he did when he got out.
How do you know he was raped in prison? He's literally in there with a bunch of other imprisoned capos and made guys, they have their own crew inside there. Now him getting head from some femboy in prison, that I believe, but him getting raped, especially someone who is psychopath like him? Nah
its definitely suggested he's gay, but maybe not raped. 1) theres a few awkward homoerotic comments made by him and others about him. i recall someone stopping short of making a gay joke about him being in jail (i mean why not just tell the joke? -- its supposed to let the audience use their imagination). 2) at least one aspect of his sexuality is specifically made a point of what with putting a gun to janice's head. on top of that tony makes a comment that janice is an odd choice for him because shes ugly, "theres hotter guys in the can". odd choices referencing his sexuality and preferences. 3) cherry on top, no pun intended, BAM, is him having a gay son. combine all that with his constant frustration and anger, and you have a closested gay character.
What scene did someone almost make a gay joke?
granted, i cant find the scene with the joke, but he says shit back-to-back like "you got some fuckin balls" "i got a hard on for you", and something about the t-1000 "sticking it in my ass". just watch the scene where he interrupts tony's poker game. there's a bunch of coded gay lines, all in like 60 seconds
It was getting a blow job in the Bing. The stripper asked if something was wrong and commented that he liked the dark.
These retards kept giving work to people coming out of the can, and it always blew up in their face. Feech, Richie, Philly, Tony Blundetto. I could go on.
Phil did nothing wrong. He was just genuinely old school; unlike Richie.
He turned into a house to escape Tony once.
That's old school
Wouldn't you?
What did Chase mean by this? That there is no rehabilitation for ex convicts?
There's no rehabilitation going on in U.S. prisons, but that's besides the point. Living in a prison environment would impair your capacity to operate in a high intensity scenario like mob life.
He means chill out a few months to try and get off the PO’s radar, like goddamn they’re back at it the very next day out the can when the news was talking about them getting out the day before that
That mob life has changed drastically since the RICO cases, driving them further underground and hindering any growth. The guys who got put away in the 80s thought they could still do whatever they wanted and just bribe the cops to look the other way provided it wasn't drug related.
Feech maybe but Phil wised up quick
Phil was a family man
He died like he lived, in front of his family.
It's a subtopic of the whole "decline of the mafia" theme of the show. The guys who get out of jail are even pettier than the main crew, which is shown to have a lot of difficulty adapting to modern criminal enterprises without doing things like dealing drugs or just feeding clean, lucrative businesses with blood money.
Richie leaves the can and immediately beats up a local mob associate to set up a protection racket, Tony B has his internal conflict about the civilian life but soon goes back to making hits (something that would require you to be on point with your skills, which is why he fumbles it), Feech also goes local and starts shit with the gardener for measly money. Phil was more cunning and his aggression was convenient at that point because NY's relationship with NJ was going downhill after Carmine Sr. croaks anyway.
None of them try to establish any new, cleaner rackets that didn't require constant killing and are related to higher-level corruption, like the HUD scam.
>Richie leaves the can and immediately beats up a local mob associate to set up a protection racket,
No, he was trying to get back what was his, before he went away. Tony took over his deals, like with Beansie. His whole conflict was he wanted to go back to work, and get back what was his, and Tony didn't want to give up the cash. Why give it back, and get pennies on the dollar?
>None of them try to establish any new, cleaner rackets
They weren't allowed to. Actually watch the show. Ritchie wanted back in, and Tony kept telling him to lie low. That was the conflict. Tony didn't want to give him anything back, and let him starve on a shy in his clubroom.
Manlet rage. Turned homo in prison.
just think about what got him killed. janice said "so what difference does it make if hes gay?" like 1 min later and hes shot dead
bro was GAY
Pause
or maybe he just hated gays because it's disgusting?
Janice was pissed off she couldnt peg him because it reminded him to much of his compromise with phil. you get a pass for that
Women don't care to peg other men. They only do it out of obligation or on the request of the man in the relationship. Don't get me wrong they see the fun in it and they do enjoy it to some degree but they don't actively seek it out unless the male says they want to try it. I mean why would a woman do something that doesn't give her any physical pleasure or ego boost (and no a woman sticking a dildo up a guy's ass isn't an ego boost for them, they get their ego boost from being desired and lusted after)
Furio fucked Maedo
>it's a have to fast-forward through Artie making his move with Ade and getting rejected after threatening Charmaine with divorce due to the levels of cringe.
the jacket
He did nothing wrong except get manipulated by Janice
and Beansie
and selling coke on the garbage routes
>I'm from the old school
o-okay?
Napoleon syndrome on that cunt
imagine getting a face lift, and one week later you're in jail
I think Janice and Livia are the two characters I hate the most out of any story
Maybe Kai Winn would be a third but at least I don't feel literal anger thinking about her
With Janice you think she would change, you think she would realise how much of a fucked up person she is but she doesn't
She just gets worse
I love it how Tony doesn't care that she was beaten
the alcohol in the background make the thumbnail look like kramer
was it chalked?
What was Patsy doing here? His gun was already loaded in the previous scene, why would he struggle with it before dropping it in the pool?