What the FRICK was his problem ?

What the FRICK was his problem ?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was too based.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't there an episode where XANA like turned off gravity or something?
    how the frick did he do that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A program within a program.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      something to do with the earth's magnetic field IIRC, which is definitely not how gravity works.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Think of XANA as less a computer program and more of a demon that inhabits a computer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Demons aren't real. demons are too fake

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you poor thing.

          I'd say I'll pray for you, but that would be a lie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Linux.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      XANA inverts the gravity by the magnetic poles, trust me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >XANA inverts the gravity by the magnetic poles,
        wait, what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Given how fundamental force can interact it's probably possible but we would to go on Cinemaphile to ask how and it probably would involve scfi tech so advanced it's magic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And there was that episode where it created a blizzard and a fricking zombie apocalypse in the school

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think his programs recreate phenomena from Lyoko in the real world. That's all I got.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He just hacked the gravity, like picril

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Given enough time Xana will try every conceivable way to murder those kids and it will try forever.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He NEEDED to kill those children

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it weird that I thought his name was Santa when I was little?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is yumi my childhood crush?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You must love that new Splatoon character

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't play video games you millennial

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember reading that the novels (because apparently Code Lyoko has tie-in books) said he was corrupted by leftover coding from Project Carthage.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's surrounded by a ton of girls but doesn't have a body to do anything about it.

  8. 2 years ago
    X.A.N.A

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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      >xana is here with us

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HER problem. That should also answer your question.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing those gigantic foreheads constantly would make me murderous, too.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know whether a reason for his animosity was ever established.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The tie-in novels gave one, but those aren't canon. For XANA himself, he just went rogue one day and decided that humanity needed to die.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Knowing XANA is essentially a French PG-rated version of AM, it's safe to assume they could share the same grievances i.e. he is jealous of humanity for having free-will meanwhile he was purposely created by them to be at their service stuck as an AI.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just a basic case of Skynet Syndrome.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop using gendered pronouns for XANA you fricks. That was a serious localization frickup. XANA isn't a "he" it's an "it". This didn't come across to translators because all nouns in French are gendered. It's a computer program. It doesn't have a gender. It's more a force of nature then a character, which is what makes it so interesting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      k

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Xana means pussy in my language, they didn't change it in the localization.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would "XANA Ddos's Pornhub" be a decent title for a YTP?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like it!
      Come to think of it, can’t say I’ve ever seen a CL ytp before

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >XANA Ddos's Pornhub

      They've gone too far this time.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He got no digital elf pussy

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing as Skynet, AM, Shodan, Durandal, and the like.
    Arrogance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How can an A.I be arrogant if they can't have feelings to begin with?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >his

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