What the frick was wrong with Wonka?

What the frick was wrong with Wonka?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    meth chocolate

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Cinemaphile

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He dad is a billionaire who steal his friends company greymatter. He deserved to lose from the beginning

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wanted to engineer minishotas for easier femboyification

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A minishota would find a giant man extremely gross.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        elaborate

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every strand of hair, sweat bead, pimple, booger, and drop of pee would be magnified a hundred fold from their POV. Not to mention the smell. Your body odor alone would be overwhelming, and every belch and fart would leave the on the floor wretching and coughing. Males are extremely gross, giant masculine males are even grosser.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            not everyone's as unkempt and covered in piss as you anon

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, I guarantee you once you magnify 100 times closer to your body you'll discover imperfections.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not giant whiteheads and rivers of pee

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps not. But every person has hairs. Every person has sweat and body odor. Every person burps or farts occasionally.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                just get a bunch of miniboys to clean it up

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds like slavery.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no it's fun

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not for the shotas its not.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they get to go into weird caves and mine for boogers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...that's gross

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no it's cool
                it's like mining but with boogers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I was a shrunken shota I'd probably just prefer to bounce on a giant's buttcheeks like a bouncy castle

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I saw you in the downsizing thread mister

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                so suddenly you're not hung up about all the sweat and body hair

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like I win

        I mean he'd sit next to me at assemblies and at graduation so I don't think so.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He wasn't a minishota

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think he was shrunk down in real life?
            Do you think a shrunk down human went to school with me and chose to sit next to me at assemblies and graduation?

            are you guys saying the movie lied

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think he was shrunk down in real life?
          Do you think a shrunk down human went to school with me and chose to sit next to me at assemblies and graduation?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The candy bars looks like bars of gold in that movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chocolate wasn't always wrapped in plastic. Back in the day, they used foil.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Explodes?!

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to school with that kid.
    Classic Jordan Fry, I beat him at Risk once.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      was he grossed out by your pimples and boogers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean he'd sit next to me at assemblies and at graduation so I don't think so.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      woah is this real life

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