YouTube is completely run by robots, they see animation and immediately associate it with kids. Hell they associate all kinds of things with kids, like stand up comedy specials.
How can you really tell how good someone is at sex unless you have sex with them? Think about it. You can't just assume that how they look means they're good or bad. That's why some women are called dead fish in bed despite being stunningly beautiful.
Report the video and it will be recategorized. Maybe it was the uploader who did that.
it sounds like you're being very defensive about this for some reason....
Also, you can tell by how well the person dances and how smooth they act from time to time, moving things with a "slight of hand"
2 years ago
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>Also, you can tell by how well the person dances and how smooth they act from time to time, moving things with a "slight of hand"
2 years ago
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>Holding laughter >He thinks people do this ritual for no reason
Ask me how I know you're a friendless virgin.
2 years ago
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Maybe people dance because they want to dance? If they wanted to frick, they would just do it.
2 years ago
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>it sounds like you're being very defensive about this for some reason....
I'm not that anon who said sex was not pleasurable. I'm just asking a legitimate question. How can you possibly tell how good someone at sex is without first having sex with them? >Also, you can tell by how well the person dances and how smooth they act from time to time, moving things with a "slight of hand"
That can apply to a number of things.
Same. Kinda weird how the generation that was explicitly encouraged to be as subversive and anti-establishment as possible is now crying its eyes out over shit they proudly talked about sneaking to watch when they were kids.
The whole COPPA garbage is frustrating. I know YT comments are moronic, but sometimes I still want to know what people are saying on an ancient Loony Tunes clip
"Where big chungus" probably. You're overestimating the comments.
You gays are trying so hard to pretend you don't like the comments, Cinemaphile rotted your brain
On that subject and for the good of basically nothing, it bothers me terribly that The Muppet Show is tagged as for kids, when Jim Henson fought so hard to make clear that puppets could be used for adult shows while creating the muppets.
I found Neon Genesis Evangelion in the “parenting” section of a public library once. I still think back and wonder if some librarian was intentionally trying to be funny with that.
My middle school library had a bunch of manga with uncensored breasts. Being in 6th grade and seeing that pleasant surprise when reading Ranma 1/2 for the first time is something I'll never forget.
I don't get school libraries sometimes >Have a manga with a one off joke or one character with sexual connotations >Can't have that >Have a book with a half the chapter being a sex scene with gratuitous detail >Oh yeah, that's fine.
One has pictures and the other doesn't, at least that's what I'm guessing.
I remember we read this book called Nineteen Minutes and there was a chapter where a teen couple was having sex and it described every pulsation, all the saliva from kissing, all the wetness, and all the warm-stickyness that the girl felt when her boyfriend came inside her.
What the frick is anything?
In that case Librarians underestimate the power that is horny kid imagination.
2 years ago
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related
What's the weirdest shit you ever found in the youtube kids section? For me it's a tie up. >A Drawn Together scene with completely visible breasts and a dick >The scene in Felidae where a cat has his stomach scratched open, causing all his organs to spill out
Well, a known example is "Origin of Pingas", and my personal favorite is Adam Buxton's "Counting Song" for which the algo wasn't even tipped off by clearly pronounced mention of "sex".
>all the warm-stickyness that the girl felt when her boyfriend came inside her
That's not what being came in feels like. It feels like salty milk and coins.
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thats what it taste like. it feels like like oatmeal >verification not requried
I can't remember what it is called, but it was about an Aussie rugby high schooler going over to America and bending the rules of gridiron with rugby techniques.
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After a quick search, I'm going to guess it's Winger.
Youtube is automated by fricking morons. Genuine baby boomers or even older, who didn't even know cartoons could be for adults despite Simpsons existing for like 4 decades now.
Here's a crazy thought: Maybe 6 year olds shouldn't be on YouTube to begin with, so instead of sanitizing the site to "protect" them it should be discouraged.
What annoys me the most is if it is a video with that stupid filter, all of the "related" videos are cocomelon or some nursery rhyme shit. It's doubly annoying when the video in question has some adult shit happening in it, makes me have a violent disconnect.
Also >People doomposting about shit like DALL E taking artist jobs away >Google's own AI systems are the stupidest motherfrickers on the planet
The tech industry are just new-age experts finding ways to create the problems their predecessors used to cause, but faster and cheaper.
Algorithms don't really "learn" the way a human does because they don't make abstractions. They're just fed a bunch of data until they find a working pattern in it, and if the pattern they find is wrong for some critical reason, they can't evaluate that.
They tweak these things to maximize ad revenue and all they do is promote content that's the same as everything else and avoid risks. They mark stuff for kids to reduce liability.
Google's algorithms are a shitty, stuff-shirt marketing department, but faster and they do it without focus groups because the force their users to be the focus group.
Youtube is moronic, not long ago all of happy tree friends was also marked as for kids because cute animated animals.
Anyhow still better that than showing finger family shit to kids.
What's worse is how the robots go and tag completely random videos as For Kids even if the uploader didn't set them that way, and then when they try to appeal they get shot down. It's like YouTube knows that it's a punishment. The whole platform is downright tyrannical.
What's the weirdest shit you ever found in the youtube kids section? For me it's a tie up. >A Drawn Together scene with completely visible breasts and a dick >The scene in Felidae where a cat has his stomach scratched open, causing all his organs to spill out
What's the weirdest shit you ever found in the youtube kids section? For me it's a tie up. >A Drawn Together scene with completely visible breasts and a dick >The scene in Felidae where a cat has his stomach scratched open, causing all his organs to spill out
For me, it was those parody Secret Missing Episodes, if you know what those are. A kid could be watching a clip from his favorite show and autoplay would take them to one of those videos.
Arthur's Massive Throbbing Hit was in YouTube Kids for years, even way before the autodetect system was put into action. It's one of my favorite Walrusguy videos but I was shocked to see it in there kek
>Hey Binky, you dropped your penis! It's HUGE! It's sort of sideways at the end of the day.
Walrusguy is the Zucker Abrams Zucker of YTP. It's a shame his mixed media project, Enthalpy, was pretty much abandoned. I remember it being genuinely interesting
Honestly in this fricked up environment i'd be grateful he's at least exposed to straight people. Normal straight people having regular missionary sex seems downright wholesome compared to what kids are exposed to
YouTube is run by morons and we should euthanize whatever congressman decided the internet needed to change instead of parents and their moronic children.
Even videos that actually are for kids still carry ElsaGate vibes and feel like they're beaming in a bunch of coded messages. Like this idea that the internet needs to be kid friendly has done nothing but get all the actual pedos and groomers to step up their a-game.
>literally anyone can make a website about whatever the frick they want >patreon makes it to where they can even make money off of it if they want >people are still enslaved by the fricking centralized corporate internet
>Google controls all search and discovery >"WTF, why don't people own their own stuff?"
Because, you fricking dangling. It can't be searched for or discovered if Google wants you to be on Youtube instead. Also they'll just pirate your content and list the YouTube pirated version at the top of the results EVERY TIME.
This is also on YouTube kids, a cartoon where Bugs goes in Blackface, crosses the mason dixie line and begs Yosemite Sam who is a confederate soldier to not beat him.
The whole COPPA garbage is frustrating. I know YT comments are moronic, but sometimes I still want to know what people are saying on an ancient Loony Tunes clip
I'm using an app (return youtube dislike) that's 50% guessing and 50% recording the likes and dislikes of people who installed the app. Given how little I still use youtube, I wonder why I'm keeping it.
YouTube is home to a massive pedo ring and corporate knows it. I suspect someone at a high level must be involved, because they always ban content creators who talk about it but the actual perpetrators are always hit with the kiddie gloves. COPPA was instituted because YouTube refused to do anything to protect kids on their website.
Animation is for children idiot.
fpwp
>t. AMPAS
> What's this? "Bible Black"? Finally, an anime about God!
People will continue to make this format of mistake until the end of time. It is inevitable.
YouTube is completely run by robots, they see animation and immediately associate it with kids. Hell they associate all kinds of things with kids, like stand up comedy specials.
Robots, and severly depressed underpaid third worlders.
wish sex was really like that
missionary?
exciting and pleasurable for both sexes
eh, the guy is clearly pleasing the woman while having the least gun. look at their faces, the contrast in pleasure.
Sorry about your sex life anon
waterboarding wouldn't get this from me
Just embrace homosexuality. That way the participants better pleasure each other.
Femanon?
>admitting being shit at fricking
>admitting that you suck at choosing people that know how to frick
How can you really tell how good someone is at sex unless you have sex with them? Think about it. You can't just assume that how they look means they're good or bad. That's why some women are called dead fish in bed despite being stunningly beautiful.
Report the video and it will be recategorized. Maybe it was the uploader who did that.
it sounds like you're being very defensive about this for some reason....
Also, you can tell by how well the person dances and how smooth they act from time to time, moving things with a "slight of hand"
>Also, you can tell by how well the person dances and how smooth they act from time to time, moving things with a "slight of hand"
>Holding laughter
>He thinks people do this ritual for no reason
Ask me how I know you're a friendless virgin.
Maybe people dance because they want to dance? If they wanted to frick, they would just do it.
>it sounds like you're being very defensive about this for some reason....
I'm not that anon who said sex was not pleasurable. I'm just asking a legitimate question. How can you possibly tell how good someone at sex is without first having sex with them?
>Also, you can tell by how well the person dances and how smooth they act from time to time, moving things with a "slight of hand"
That can apply to a number of things.
Do you even ask her where/how she likes it better?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm_gap
TV Funhouse was most certainly not for children.
I should know, I watched it as a kid.
Based. I watched Celebrity Death Match too.
Same. Kinda weird how the generation that was explicitly encouraged to be as subversive and anti-establishment as possible is now crying its eyes out over shit they proudly talked about sneaking to watch when they were kids.
>try to watch any cartoon with a adult joke
>Can't see the comments because of this gay ass filter
Even though most YouTube comment sections are a dumpster fire of unfunny shit, I hate Youtube kids for that very reason alone.
You gays are trying so hard to pretend you don't like the comments, Cinemaphile rotted your brain
The comments are usually garbage. This is not an unpopular opinion.
They are in zoomer shit not 90s cartoons
It's just gaychanners being edgelords about any other site
Blame U.S congress
On that subject and for the good of basically nothing, it bothers me terribly that The Muppet Show is tagged as for kids, when Jim Henson fought so hard to make clear that puppets could be used for adult shows while creating the muppets.
Reminds me of the time I browsed the kids version of Netflix and found Breaking Bad.
I found Neon Genesis Evangelion in the “parenting” section of a public library once. I still think back and wonder if some librarian was intentionally trying to be funny with that.
My middle school library had a bunch of manga with uncensored breasts. Being in 6th grade and seeing that pleasant surprise when reading Ranma 1/2 for the first time is something I'll never forget.
I don't get school libraries sometimes
>Have a manga with a one off joke or one character with sexual connotations
>Can't have that
>Have a book with a half the chapter being a sex scene with gratuitous detail
>Oh yeah, that's fine.
I forgot how explicit the sex scene was, but I had to do a book report on 1984 in 8th grade.
One has pictures and the other doesn't, at least that's what I'm guessing.
I remember we read this book called Nineteen Minutes and there was a chapter where a teen couple was having sex and it described every pulsation, all the saliva from kissing, all the wetness, and all the warm-stickyness that the girl felt when her boyfriend came inside her.
What the frick is anything?
In that case Librarians underestimate the power that is horny kid imagination.
related
Well, a known example is "Origin of Pingas", and my personal favorite is Adam Buxton's "Counting Song" for which the algo wasn't even tipped off by clearly pronounced mention of "sex".
What would his reaction be?
>all the warm-stickyness that the girl felt when her boyfriend came inside her
That's not what being came in feels like. It feels like salty milk and coins.
thats what it taste like. it feels like like oatmeal
>verification not requried
>>Have a book with a half the chapter being a sex scene with gratuitous detail
sauce?
I can't remember what it is called, but it was about an Aussie rugby high schooler going over to America and bending the rules of gridiron with rugby techniques.
After a quick search, I'm going to guess it's Winger.
Based. Private schools are so homosexual
Youtube is automated by fricking morons. Genuine baby boomers or even older, who didn't even know cartoons could be for adults despite Simpsons existing for like 4 decades now.
they using the same shitty algorithm tumblr uses
Except baby boomers or older were actually living in the times when cartoons still were for adults/whole families.
Here's a crazy thought: Maybe 6 year olds shouldn't be on YouTube to begin with, so instead of sanitizing the site to "protect" them it should be discouraged.
Youtube staff is outright evil.
What annoys me the most is if it is a video with that stupid filter, all of the "related" videos are cocomelon or some nursery rhyme shit. It's doubly annoying when the video in question has some adult shit happening in it, makes me have a violent disconnect.
Also
>People doomposting about shit like DALL E taking artist jobs away
>Google's own AI systems are the stupidest motherfrickers on the planet
The tech industry are just new-age experts finding ways to create the problems their predecessors used to cause, but faster and cheaper.
Algorithms don't really "learn" the way a human does because they don't make abstractions. They're just fed a bunch of data until they find a working pattern in it, and if the pattern they find is wrong for some critical reason, they can't evaluate that.
They tweak these things to maximize ad revenue and all they do is promote content that's the same as everything else and avoid risks. They mark stuff for kids to reduce liability.
Google's algorithms are a shitty, stuff-shirt marketing department, but faster and they do it without focus groups because the force their users to be the focus group.
They then tout this as a revolution.
Youtube is moronic, not long ago all of happy tree friends was also marked as for kids because cute animated animals.
Anyhow still better that than showing finger family shit to kids.
>all those fun comments are gone forever now
I hate YT kids so much
Why neuter regular YT like this?
What's worse is how the robots go and tag completely random videos as For Kids even if the uploader didn't set them that way, and then when they try to appeal they get shot down. It's like YouTube knows that it's a punishment. The whole platform is downright tyrannical.
A Katt Williams comedy show.
What's the weirdest shit you ever found in the youtube kids section? For me it's a tie up.
>A Drawn Together scene with completely visible breasts and a dick
>The scene in Felidae where a cat has his stomach scratched open, causing all his organs to spill out
For me, it was those parody Secret Missing Episodes, if you know what those are. A kid could be watching a clip from his favorite show and autoplay would take them to one of those videos.
Is there really no option to report a video as being misidentified for kids? What in the frick?
This is Your Left from ATHF
No joke, the music from the forbidden German visual novel
I’m pretty sure it got fixed eventually, but Stamper’s Fairy Wish Prince animation
Arthur's Massive Throbbing Hit was in YouTube Kids for years, even way before the autodetect system was put into action. It's one of my favorite Walrusguy videos but I was shocked to see it in there kek
>Hey Binky, you dropped your penis! It's HUGE! It's sort of sideways at the end of the day.
Walrusguy is the Zucker Abrams Zucker of YTP. It's a shame his mixed media project, Enthalpy, was pretty much abandoned. I remember it being genuinely interesting
>>Hey Binky, you dropped your penis! It's HUGE! It's sort of sideways at the end of the day.
God. Never gets old
you think that's bad... this next generation is gonna be fricked up!
What the hell was that?
I didn't realize that this was the animation project that Pan was doing.
still less sexual than a lot of shit that's put on youtube kids
Honestly in this fricked up environment i'd be grateful he's at least exposed to straight people. Normal straight people having regular missionary sex seems downright wholesome compared to what kids are exposed to
Here's another one that's marked for kids
I can only imagine some baby or toddler looking at the screen with the autoplay on and suddenly this video pops up.
Is that where the rumor of Evil Pluto on the Chip & Dale movie came from?
YouTube is run by morons and we should euthanize whatever congressman decided the internet needed to change instead of parents and their moronic children.
Even videos that actually are for kids still carry ElsaGate vibes and feel like they're beaming in a bunch of coded messages. Like this idea that the internet needs to be kid friendly has done nothing but get all the actual pedos and groomers to step up their a-game.
most panty and stocking clips are also labeled as ''for kids'' despite saying frick and having sex scenes
At least it’s straight stuff
be happy it's normal, straight sex as opposed to all the gay/troony propaganda that's trying to be forced on kids.
>literally anyone can make a website about whatever the frick they want
>patreon makes it to where they can even make money off of it if they want
>people are still enslaved by the fricking centralized corporate internet
I fricking hate how stupid everyone is.
Youtube attracts 100x as many people as Patreon because it's free. Which sucks.
>Google controls all search and discovery
>"WTF, why don't people own their own stuff?"
Because, you fricking dangling. It can't be searched for or discovered if Google wants you to be on Youtube instead. Also they'll just pirate your content and list the YouTube pirated version at the top of the results EVERY TIME.
It's. A. Monopoly.
This is also on YouTube kids, a cartoon where Bugs goes in Blackface, crosses the mason dixie line and begs Yosemite Sam who is a confederate soldier to not beat him.
Society started collapsing the day COPPA ruined YouTube
There is no point visiting old childhood videos if there is no one to talk to
The whole COPPA garbage is frustrating. I know YT comments are moronic, but sometimes I still want to know what people are saying on an ancient Loony Tunes clip
"Where big chungus" probably. You're overestimating the comments.
well what do you know, it's for kids
Fricking b***h is a bawd.
She's willing to cheat on her boyfriend to frick Wonderman.
Jackie's Giantess stuff has been on YTK for years
Business as usual.
I thought they got rid of dislikes.
I'm using an app (return youtube dislike) that's 50% guessing and 50% recording the likes and dislikes of people who installed the app. Given how little I still use youtube, I wonder why I'm keeping it.
It's not a big deal you zoomer gays lol, I saw shit like this on TV all the time as a kid
I see YouTube is getting in on grooming now. why are we showing straight sex to children?
>now.
YouTube is home to a massive pedo ring and corporate knows it. I suspect someone at a high level must be involved, because they always ban content creators who talk about it but the actual perpetrators are always hit with the kiddie gloves. COPPA was instituted because YouTube refused to do anything to protect kids on their website.
For me it was Divertor
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