What the hell happened to Hayden in just 5 years? AIDS?

What the hell happened to Hayden in just 5 years? AIDS?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a heavy smoker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why Carrie Fisher looked 30 in ANH?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That and we subconsciously associate 1970’s style makeup with old people

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he turned 40, it happens anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm almost 35 now and honestly am just glad I already found a girl a while ago because I'm scared of when I hit the wall.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The wall.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this,the notion that men don't hit the wall is beyond pathetic. We do,but normally not as violently as women do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True. I hit the wall at 24. It's all downhill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a heavy smoker

      he turned 40, it happens anon

      It's called "getting vaxxed"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then why doesn't Ewan look as bad?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he aged a lot compared to how he looked in his last movie (which was pre-covid)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's turning into frasier crane

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he looked so good in revenge of the sith

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He used to be a model.
      Now he is turning into Steve Buscemi.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he has berber eyes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What? His mother is Swedish-Italian, he has her eyes. His father is Danish.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a shame the fappening didn't occur earlier,I would pay big money to see his wiener.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bawd

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is he looking for?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your mom

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is a white blond guy. We hit the wall hard.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looked old as frick in the TV show

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can look wildly different into different photos

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks relatively the same here. I think it's just not a great picture

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People aged overnight with the pandemic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I legit think the jab aged him
      This was him only a year ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not just him but I noticed many people did age like a decade in 2 years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Heavy metals age you very quickly which the vaxx has plenty of. Not even a conspiracy, vaxxies are filled with aluminum, misplaced iron, arsenic and other goodies. #vaxxup

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          stress ages people which everyone has had plenty of the past few years

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hollyjew
    >AIDS
    Probably.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >after he got AIDS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Great guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The green bubble with the same quote is necessary why? It’s been like 20 years and I still don’t get Twitter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's just a human attention catching thing
          people will read text in a picture with a colored background more often than they will bother with the actual text itself regardless of length

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Blogs do this, too. I don't know if it's just the newer ones

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good for him

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice father and son picture there

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haydenbros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whoever made that poster clearly hated Hayden

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A little slice of Heaven indeed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like a roach from Men in Black wearing human skin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have any of you watched this? It's actually really good. I think it didn't really resonate with an American audience because it's set among an Italian-Canadian milieu, so though there's a lot of authenticity in that regard, it feels somewhat unfamiliar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did Hayden really cheat on his wife with Emma? Are they really touchy-feely in the movie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah because Canadian and American culture is so drastically different right? nah it's because Hayden is a nice guy but a shit actor and has zero star power

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >shit actor
          Watch Shattered Glass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't this revive their careers?!?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It did.
        Too bad Kenobi killed it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is Emma doing lately anyway?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hayden quit acting and bought a farm. He works daily with his hands, work with animals, and is out in the sun most of the day.

    Your skin ages twice as fast if you do that.

    Hayden only came back because he had the chance to work with Ewan again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hayden only came back because he had the chance to work with Ewan again.
      He's been in other movies recently. That pizza one and one about the crusades or some shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        didn't his wife divorce him? lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They were never even married. But yes, she left him because he is an introvert autist farmer.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the vax is visibly aging people

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's because he put on weight for Vader and then deflated + the jab

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But he's in a suit? There's that small scene of him in his Vader tub. Seemed like a role where his body wouldnt even matter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, he is in the suit whenever it's not a full body shot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the jab
      There are so many morons on this site

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah a ton of people actually got a shot for a mild cough when they are healthy young adults. in fact they got two, lmao.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    itt zoomers who never saw wrinkles

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Farm work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Farm work, you say?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good to see Tempura Morrison still working

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          his acting honestly sucks though. he made boba fett dogshit with his campy over acting and ridiculous exaggerated facial expression. best performance I've seen from him is the homeless clone trooper. likable guy, but not a great actor

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so...I take it you have not seen Once Were Warriors or the sequel?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's what you get without George directing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jesus kim basinger is almost unrecognizable in this

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mark hamill looks way cuter in the second pic though

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Time, laugh lines, and unfavorable lighting/angles seem to be what happened to him.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well he has to age somewhat if he's going to end up looking like this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that Norm Macdonald

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You dirty dog!!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks sunburnt and dehydrated on the second shot

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Death sticks

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens when your kids enter the "I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" age.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody's got aids! I don't wanna hear that word in here again!

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he looks fantastic for 41, you morons have zero perspective

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks older than Ewan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        negative canthal tilt is a death sentence

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick are you even talking about, lookism homosexual? None of them have that shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no he doesn't
        though ewan does look pretty good for his age. what's interesting is he only recently started aging too like hayden, especially when you compare him to how young he still looked in the winnie the pooh movie. I wonder what has changed since then? maybe something that starts with a "v" rhymes with "pristine"
        hmmm what could it be...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes he DOES
          Same setting, same lightning
          Hayden looks OLDER and he is younger than Ewan

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hayden look darker, the sun fricked his skin

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think it's just make-up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Vpristine?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LEAVE HAYDEN ALONE!

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wh*te """"people"""" genes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        top left face looks like Der Coomer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Asian women look like children
        >Asian men look like big babys.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What difference in the of the skull apart from appearance does it equate to?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Right looks older along with uglier

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best Star Wars film he was in wasn't even Star wars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Shattered Glass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Shattered Glass
        Based film. Watched it the other day

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, top right is the twin brother of bottom left. That means Hayden didn't change in 60 years and his looks are improving even.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come Cinemaphile has such a hard time comprehending aging? Is this site really filled with zoomers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Current Hayden looks horrible even compared to a 60+ year old Mark Hamill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most people here never see human faces IRL so they assume heavily bogged and photoshopped celebs are the norm

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do incel virgins refer to aging as hitting le wall?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Sam Hyde had a skit about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lurk moar newbie

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOBODY'S GOT AIDS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT WORD HERE AGAIN

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ewan looks better because he's an actor who gets a lot of roles and needs to look good. Hayden doesn't seem like a guy who cares about his appearance and is too busy working on his farm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Has Ewan injected himself with fillers or some shit?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PTSD from the abuse he suffered over the prequels.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too many Bruce Willis movies?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He said in an interview that he owns a farm. Working in the sun all day ages the shit out of you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But it doesn't make you have AIDS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        J U S T
        U
        S
        T

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOBODYS GOT AIDS

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you don't age gradually. you barely age for a few years, then a wall hits you and you age 20 years. rinse and repeat every few years. also having no noteworthy work will also take its toll

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