What the hell was he trying to do here?

What the hell was he trying to do here?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get his legs cut off for the sake of the plot.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He acted without thinking, a recurring character trait that contrasts his behavior at the end of RotJ, where he deliberated for a while before finally deciding to save Luke.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was overestimating his power

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Become a cripple because that's how he was in the movies from 40 years ago.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >some chud got us range banned from Cinemaphile it was probably the -ACK spammer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      checked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that dude so hard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Frick that dude so hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek, that true?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He had probably heard Obi Wan talking shit about that badass move he used to take out Darth Maul and thought he do the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its this. Thats why Obi Wan said ‘Don’t try it’. He meant I AM Obi Wan Kenobi dumbass you can’t Kenobi Maneuvre me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Maul w his activated saber has like 5 seconds to react but just stands there like a goof

      Lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because Obi-wan was attempting such an insanely moronic move that even a youngling wouldn’t attempt. It took Maul a few seconds to even process how someone could be so moronic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          deepest lore

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nice try,prequelgay. Having Maul not reacting at all was pretty dumb. This whole childish franchise is very very stupid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          an insanely moronic move would be wild reckless swing after a conservative, controlled attack or switching hands and throwing or whatever the frick. a random backflip over a trained swordsman with a laser blade is just suicidal. there is honestly no way someone like maul couldnt have reacted in that amount of time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maul requires a minimum of 10 seconds to activate his sabers for dramatic effect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Although it would have made much more sense if there was a scene with Obi-Wan talking about it. Obi-wan saying “don’t try it” implies that they both know exactly what move he is going to attempt, but we as the audience have no point of reference. In other words, George Lucas is a hack.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's the JK Rowling of sci fi movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      obi-wan had the moral high ground in that scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obi Wan had the high ground from his point of view.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The jump attack from jedi academy

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jump higher but it didn't work.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spinning, it's a cool trick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I need to protect my son from this butthole's off-color stories

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s arrogant, blinded by rage and thinks he’s more powerful than obi wan and wants to prove it to him, so he tries off some extremely risky move. Ends up failing and getting his legs chopped off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the sanest explanation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair he was more powerful than Obi Wan. He was more powerful than anyone, it’s just like you said, he was arrogant and blinded by rage. He did something stupid and paid for it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else think Obi wan was a psychotic butthole in this scene? The least he could've done was pull Anakin away from the lava after he maimed him but no he gets his sick kicks from watching someone he supposedly loves getting BBQ'd then turning his back on him as he's screaming too. What a sick frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you’d think he’d at least mercy kill him to stop his pain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Obi knew everything, that Anakin was confused, blind w rage, manipulated, young & impressionable, his mom, Padme, everything, yet let him burn. Anakin was even reaching for him to help after the fight was over.

      I'd be pissed too & wanna kill them all. No one even bothered to try & talk to him before, not in any meaningful way. Palpatine was the only one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blame Lucas for rushing the turning evil from Anakin that much. He coldly kills children just cause Palpatine told so and doesn't even struggle with it. Also he was supposed to be over 40 upon becoming Vader,not on his 20's

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He has already killed the sand children so it wasn't that much of a jump to human ones

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Plus, he literally thought this was the only way to save Padme. Of the Jedi weren't such monk like weirdos, maybe someone should've talked him through all this. Dumb fricks deserved to be holocausted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it was poorly written. lucas needed le epic fight scene between them, needed obi wan to then win and give a speech, but also needed anakin to survive. this was the best thing he could think of. prequels were 90% pure shit. script read like it was written by a 17 year old. cool fight scenes tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lucas cut out the line “Help me”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was prepared to kill him the moment he ignited his lightsaber. At the point he chopped his legs off he assumed he would shortly be burned to death from the lava flowing over him. Mercy kill, sure maybe, but it was probably pretty dangerous to get that close.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dude killed ..younglings... just let him burn

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spinning.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump test Black person sneed

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He knew he needed to hurry up and get in the Vader suit since Vader was on the poster and Hasbro had to sell toys.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Throwing on purpose since he knew there would be 3 more rematches.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a sick ass move clearly

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does he feel up obi wan's ass before pushing him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've always been curious about this game, is it any good??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it was decent when I played it at release. no clue how it holds it up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Very solid action and progression as i remember
        It was PS2 era though so i may have rose-tinted goggles

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its still playable and pretty fun but nowhere near as kino as the lotr rotk ps2 game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's quality and actually has a replayable duel mode. Local player fun before multiplayer was a thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's good, the combat is not really deep but competitive couch was fun.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prequel gays will forever tell you this is top cinema. But its actually the most awkward action resolution ever filmed.
    The high ground indeed.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    being extremely angry and knowing he's stuck with Palpatine anyways so who gives a shit if he loses
    he didn't take becoming a cripple into consideration

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to go through the fog that is the Dark Side. He lost control of his impulses after he fell.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maintaining the timeline.
    If he never got his legs chopped off, the universe would have imploded.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this arrogant anger and hate filled person doing something rash and impulsive????

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obi-Wan's move against Darth Maul.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    didn't expect obi-wan to be ready for the anti-air

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What the hell was he trying to do here?
    Obi Wan would never shut up about the time he did a flip over Darth Maul and cut him in half, so he was going to shut him up for good

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