What unironically would you do in this situation?

What unironically would you do in this situation?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Allow myself to get actually visibly annoyed and flustered, to which she responds by laughing nervously while giving my helmet back and stepping away from the door. I then respond with "I- I'll see ya tomorrow I guess" while not making eye contact but trying to be cool.

    I spend the next 20 years punching myself in the dick because I blew it so bad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So real so painful

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pick her up, put her in to bed, tuck her in and say goodnight before leaving the room to guard the door while she sleeps safe and sound within.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the exact same as Criston Cole except not be a bitch about it afterwards.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kiss and grope her then leave her confused

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      context? why is she standing there with her pants down like some common whore?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the answer is in the question

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          so she snuck out "disguised" as a pirate on laundry day to make out with her uncle and then he left? I don't watch the show but I like the books.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's implied he had erectile dysfunction

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              This, the entire show is a not-so-subtle psy-op against men. It's definitely post-#MeToo

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            he wanted to fuck her, but changed his mind

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The would have been roiped without 60-seconds of her walking away

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    leave without the helmet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he tries to do that but she blocks his path

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Go around her.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Be super confused. Try to keep getting the helmet back from her. Likely run into a piece of furniture and knock it over, waking the whole castle and forcing the charade to stop

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "What would you do in this situation?"
    yeah great thread
    how the fuck do i know what the situation is?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Punch her in the stomach and take it back.

    That's my helmet.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rail her and be a side piece for my Queen.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her when was the last time she bathed and cleaned her areas. Ask her if she's gone to the bathroom since, if she has, I command she have a bath and clean her areas before we engage. Once she's done that we will then start off our sexual endeavors with me licking her asshole while she's on all fours like a Mike Adriano scene

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      man she looks like she has downes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She's getting her throat ready for my member

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >when you miss banan 🙁

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i would fuck her and then never mention it again in fear of being killed for it

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I demand a negative std test before I sleep with any woman

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the same thing he did.

    Fuck her, have a crisis over the fact I could be killed for doing so, beg her to run away with me, get rejected and then hate her.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    feed & seed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She's going to be so cute when she gets fat, just like Emilia

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    turn the lights on

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    make it super akward as if I didnt know what was happening and what she wanted until she got tired of it and gave me back my helmet
    fuck the queen instead after

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      MONKE

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Monke business https://youtu.be/2pkpsxEyi-k

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kick her in the cunt and leave

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