Allow myself to get actually visibly annoyed and flustered, to which she responds by laughing nervously while giving my helmet back and stepping away from the door. I then respond with "I- I'll see ya tomorrow I guess" while not making eye contact but trying to be cool.
I spend the next 20 years punching myself in the dick because I blew it so bad.
Be super confused. Try to keep getting the helmet back from her. Likely run into a piece of furniture and knock it over, waking the whole castle and forcing the charade to stop
Ask her when was the last time she bathed and cleaned her areas. Ask her if she's gone to the bathroom since, if she has, I command she have a bath and clean her areas before we engage. Once she's done that we will then start off our sexual endeavors with me licking her butthole while she's on all fours like a Mike Adriano scene
make it super akward as if I didnt know what was happening and what she wanted until she got tired of it and gave me back my helmet frick the queen instead after
Allow myself to get actually visibly annoyed and flustered, to which she responds by laughing nervously while giving my helmet back and stepping away from the door. I then respond with "I- I'll see ya tomorrow I guess" while not making eye contact but trying to be cool.
I spend the next 20 years punching myself in the dick because I blew it so bad.
So real so painful
Pick her up, put her in to bed, tuck her in and say goodnight before leaving the room to guard the door while she sleeps safe and sound within.
Probably the exact same as Criston Cole except not be a b***h about it afterwards.
kiss and grope her then leave her confused
context? why is she standing there with her pants down like some common prostitute?
the answer is in the question
so she snuck out "disguised" as a pirate on laundry day to make out with her uncle and then he left? I don't watch the show but I like the books.
It's implied he had erectile dysfunction
This, the entire show is a not-so-subtle psy-op against men. It's definitely post-#MeToo
he wanted to frick her, but changed his mind
The would have been roiped without 60-seconds of her walking away
leave without the helmet
he tries to do that but she blocks his path
Go around her.
Be super confused. Try to keep getting the helmet back from her. Likely run into a piece of furniture and knock it over, waking the whole castle and forcing the charade to stop
"What would you do in this situation?"
yeah great thread
how the frick do i know what the situation is?
Punch her in the stomach and take it back.
That's my helmet.
Rail her and be a side piece for my Queen.
Ask her when was the last time she bathed and cleaned her areas. Ask her if she's gone to the bathroom since, if she has, I command she have a bath and clean her areas before we engage. Once she's done that we will then start off our sexual endeavors with me licking her butthole while she's on all fours like a Mike Adriano scene
man she looks like she has downes
She's getting her throat ready for my member
>when you miss banan 🙁
i would frick her and then never mention it again in fear of being killed for it
I demand a negative std test before I sleep with any woman
Probably the same thing he did.
Frick her, have a crisis over the fact I could be killed for doing so, beg her to run away with me, get rejected and then hate her.
feed & seed
She's going to be so cute when she gets fat, just like Emilia
turn the lights on
make it super akward as if I didnt know what was happening and what she wanted until she got tired of it and gave me back my helmet
frick the queen instead after
MONKE
Monke business https://youtu.be/2pkpsxEyi-k
kick her in the c**t and leave