What was going through his head there

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to do that and not die, you probably have to be laser-focused on only the climbing itself.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I wish I sucked that penis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't we all

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    finding the next hold and continuing the climb, he said so himself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"with some hand dust you can go anywhere" he said to himself, out loud

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jesus christ anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Got me

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets girlfriend
    >immediately demands that he climbs less
    >he complies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every woman is a Yoko Ono in ambush

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know no guy who became cooler after they met their woman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My wife changed me from an asocial butthole to a sociable butthole. Otherwise I still do all my old shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >durrr im like so asocial
            >still doesn't just get a gf, but also a wife
            frick off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Every woman is a Yoko Ono in ambush
        That's deep.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gets girlfriend
      >girlfriend wants him to not die
      there's a difference between wanting him to safely rockclimb less and to not want him playing the climbing equivalent of russian roulette whilst she has to wait in absolute terror

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick off, she knew what he did prior to dating him. if it bothered her that much she could find someone else

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you love someone you're going to find it hard watching them risk their life and probably try to talk them out of it. The fact she stays with him and is supportive is insanely impressive, if my gf did something similar I'd probably have a nervous breakdown or have to get absolutely hammered or something

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This

          If you love someone you're going to find it hard watching them risk their life and probably try to talk them out of it. The fact she stays with him and is supportive is insanely impressive, if my gf did something similar I'd probably have a nervous breakdown or have to get absolutely hammered or something

          Shut the frick up, b***h. If she didn't want him to risk his life every day, then she should have found someone else to leach off of. Simple as that. Don't fricking complicate it with your cuck cope.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the fact you can't comprehend of a relationship that doesn't consist of one partner lee*ching off the other says more about you pal. They have a kid together, he achieved his dream project now so its definitely fair to ask him to maybe do a bit less of the unnecessary life-risking and use a rope a bit more
            Also why is Alex not equally responsible? He could break up with her at any point if he felt she was more of a hindrance than a help. It's blindingly obvious to anyone that doesn't have severe autism that she is good for him

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He shouldn't have had a kid, if he was going to risk his life, and be unable to support it. But that's second in the timeline of events. Before the kid came, they met and fell in love. But she shouldn't have planned her life around a man who has a high probability of dying randomly. She's a leech, because she only cares about what she gets out of a man, rather than what he gets out of life. If a woman ever decides a man has to give up his passions to make her life more secure, then she's a leech. Cause and effect, brother. Not saying all relationships. Just the bad ones.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >If a woman ever decides a man has to give up his passions to make her life more secure, then she's a leech.
                But she didn't do this, it's a made up scenario so you can hate women. He's still free soloing all the time even now after he's a kids.
                Also surely it's equally bad on him willingly getting in a relationship with someone and letting them get emotionally attached knowing you have a high chance of dying and ruining their life? But Alex has no agency or responsibility in the relationship in your mind for some reason??

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bruh just let us b***h about women

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no, grow the frick up, b***hboy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Also surely it's equally bad on him willingly getting in a relationship with someone and letting them get emotionally attached knowing you have a high chance of dying and ruining their life?
                She seeked him out and gave him her number.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ...and he acted on it and got in a relationship with her? Is he not capable of making his own decisions?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And she's not? What information was concealed from her when she reached out to him?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up chud. SHUT THE FRICK UP. HE IS moronic AND SHE IS RIGHT

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're equally responsible is my point, yet you only autistically screech about muh woman

                Shut the frick up chud. SHUT THE FRICK UP. HE IS moronic AND SHE IS RIGHT

                embarrassing samegay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They are not equally responsible. You're trying to place blame on him. When they started dating it was obvious and upfront what he does, and that she likes that he does it. She literally liked that he was risking his life and doing dangerous cool things. She understood the risks, of course he might die. And she continued to go along with it. From start to now he's been free soloing his entire life. He has not changed. The only thing that may have changed is her.

                He has the power to break up with her and choose from countless women who would not blame him for doing a cool dangerous activity. She would go back to stalking cool famous people at book signings.

                This post BTFOs you

                >I tracked you down and gave you my number but omg you actually accepted my offer? How dare you?! Now if you die you're going to ruin my life! Men are so bad!

                Also you mistakenly called out a samegay and you're totally wrong about it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >This post BTFOs you
                this post only btfos itself for sounding like a screeching incel that will never touch a woman
                Again, she hasn't changed him, she supports his free soloing and he continues to do it all the time (despite having a kid), you've made this whole scenario up to get upset about
                have sex

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                As stated like two posts up from yours, the conflicts between men and women are inevitable and irreconcilable.
                Women want a wild man but need to “tame” him in order to live a stable life, but at the same time he will lose what made her excited and interested in the first place, should she succeed.
                This happens every time and will keep happening, and you can’t stop it.
                No need to lament it either, because men need women as moderators just as much as women need men.
                That is to say, it’s a good thing that a woman got her claws on alex, pumped his semen from his balls, and got preggers with his child.

                Him conceding completely to her would be a tragedy, yes. But at the same time he shouldn’t die alone and childless at some peak somewhere. It would be an ignoble end all the same

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I tracked you down and gave you my number but omg you actually accepted my offer? How dare you?! Now if you die you're going to ruin my life! Men are so bad!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he hasn't died yet, I'd say hes the one free soloer that having a kid isn't irresponsible.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Want to know how i know you dont frick?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gets gf
        >she drops him during one of their early climbs when she doesn't belay him correctly and gets him hurt
        she knows exactly what she's doing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting him to safely rockclimb less
        She knew who he was. She knew climbing and specifically freeclimbing was his primary and basically only passion. She knew what the frick she was doing. He did the right thing breaking up with her, the only mistake was not doing it before she "accidentally" belayed him wrong and busted his shit up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who would freeclimb that high is obviously suicidal. Now that he is getting some bomb pussy he doesn't want to die anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Free climbing is absolutely stupid my dude. It is literally just for the adrenaline. They are the same as any addict.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every woman is a Yoko Ono in ambush

      He had a child while doing that climb.
      It’s one thing being yoko or whatever, but having the breadwinner peel off a cliff and die goes against pure maternal instinct and is a stupid FRICKING thing to allow.
      I can relate immensely with the sentiment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He has a child because some succubus milked his dick into her gayina just after he finished a climb while he was still hopped up on adrenalin. All he wants to do is climb for gods sake, leave him alone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good on that woman imo
          Preserve his insane psycho climber genes and large hands phenotype for the next gen.
          Remember women have agency too, their conflict is inevitable and eternal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >nooo he had no agency he was just a grown man and decided to have a family and still wants to kill himself nooo

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >just looking at the image makes my palms get sweaty
    At least now I'm certain that I'd never survive something like this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >At least now I'm certain that I'd never survive something like this
      thats why you carry a chalk back when you climb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That actually activates the magic sticky dust, so you'll be fine.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do my hands and feet instantly get sweaty when looking at this picture

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit is soo fake
    You can see the strings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop typing like a twitter troony.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not nearly as hardcore but when I did angel's landing in Zion, the ridges were as thin as 2-3 feet at times going up to the summit. at that risk and height you don't think of anything but the step ahead of you and the process of completing it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I literally walked up this yesterday

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Playing on easy mode
        You didn't beat the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      angels landing is child's play my man. the only danger is dying of boredom while hundreds of fat tourists take an eternity to go the opposite direction on one of the narrow chain sections. they even put in a permit system because it was so crowded.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        got sweaty palms from this one

        hornli ridge on the matterhorn is worth some credit though, right?

        Superior mountain movie

        ?list=PLZbXA4lyCtqoBBr_csFnzhbquV0_4bT9A

        the dark glow of the mountains by herzog is great if we're including doc's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares, gayboi. Frick off back to redit, maybe you'll get some heckin updoots for your story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Zion
      I hate Americans so much it's unreal.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm so fricking cool

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What was going through his head there
    literally nothing, they scanned his brain and he has zero fear responce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you meming? He's medically sociopathic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Psychopaths and sociopaths have a wide range of emotions, what they lack is empathy. They still feel fear, however they respond differently. This guy is an adrenaline junkie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No.. that's not an adrenaline junkie, that's a fricking mental case.
          There's something not right about him but I'm glad he's doing that. These sociopaths should seek these types of activities..

          Otherwise who knows what kind of shit they'll be up to.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Marc the alpinist was way crazier than alex

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My dick is so small rn

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why would somebody do this? it's just inviting death, and there's nothing to be gained from it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because he felt like it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      White men do things to see if they can be done.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every thread has one of these posters. Why do people climb everest? Because it is a massive accomplishment that makes you a legend

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Every thread has one of these posters.
        a Black person?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Because it is a massive accomplishment that makes you a legend
        Its not 1990 anymore. You pay 2 snow Black folk and they carry you to the top.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All the sherpas do is set stuff up. From there on it's between you, your legs, and the same chance to roll a natural 1 with the same effects

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Which is why nobody cares about Everest climbs anymore. But that isn’t what we’re talking about, you brain dead Black person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at all these legends.

        Frankly it's more impressive to think of some sherpas wearing nothing but wool and yak skins doing this 500 years ago when there was no international community they could impress in seconds

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          let me guess, you need more?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he needs a handle

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hate how normies frick everything up around the world for internet points. It reminds me how they had to close the beach in Thailand that became famous because it's where Leo went in the movie The Beach. They finally reopened it this year after being closed for 3 years and after just 6 months they had to close it AGAIN. Now no one can fricking ever go there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot to add I think the same thing happened in Iceland to the town featured in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But… why do you need to go there? Who cares? Or are you just a normie seething at too many normies?

            I’m a recreational snorkeler and you can find your own spots so easily. The world is so reliant on yelp and other people, no one knows how to explore shit on their own anymore. The normie places are not any better than random spots in the middle of nowhere, stop being a cuck and explore without a normie handhold

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The world is so reliant on yelp and other people, no one knows how to explore shit on their own anymore
              I'm gonna Cinemaphile crosspost here, but it's funny how the same thing is said regarding MMOs. Everything is about hyperlevlling and metagaming now, no one explores as they used to. BUT, based on your example I think that's human nature. Most players probably would have done the same thing as they do today if they had the same online access to it as we do now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            mfw the Goonies house can still be approached, carefully

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What if I did the Truffle Shuffle?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Because it is a massive accomplishment that makes you a legend
          Its not 1990 anymore. You pay 2 snow Black folk and they carry you to the top.

          pretty idiotic to focus on the everest bit, whether or not its easy to get up now doesn't change the fact that you're a legend if you do the shit Alex and Tommy do. And for the non legends its about the rush of living life close to the edge.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Tallest Mountain in the world
          >Covered in frozen human shit and corpses

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that makes you a legend
        There's is almost no one on earth who could name anyone who's climbed a mountain off the top of their head. Because it accomplishes nothing and no one gives a shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This. At most it becomes some cool story you tell at the bar over and over until everyone gets tired hearing it. Meanwhile IG thots are getting more recognition for taking pics at starbucks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only pussies climb Everest. Real ones climb Annapurna I.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To who? Its a purely selfish pursuit, certainly to the level Alex has taken it. He has kids man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do people climb everest? Because it is a massive accomplishment that makes you a legend
        Not anymore. Everest just means you're rich, and misusing company funds for 'team building exercises' which are months long vacations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      iirc the part of his brain that processes fear simply doesn't work

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this + autism
        prob had oxygen depletion during birth or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bah it's no fun if you're not afraid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I invite death with nothing to gain from it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      White people do this and other things not because they are easy, but because they are hard. Our unending curiosity is the reason we dominate the whole world and why Africans still live in mudhuts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And what daring thing do (you) do?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I posted tiddies on a blue board once

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was israelites?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You now remember the queue of fat white tourists wheezing and dying on Everest whilst nepalese sherpas speed up with ease, without oxygen carrying all their shit. And the same with African guides on Kilimanjaro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for thousands of years brave men with reckless abandon encoded into their DNA not only invited but scoffed at death by venturing far beyond the mountains, traversing scorching deserts and frozen tundras, circumnavigating the oceans and exploring their depths charting the entire globe. Up until modern times when we're on the cusp of interstellar travel there are still luddites incapable of understanding yet smugly content with straight up chillin' and never leaving the village they were born in. You ask why, they ask why not. We have an entire continent of people with your mentality and it's no coincidence they have contributed nothing to the world and their unremarkable history isn't even worth remembering

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black folk confuse me. There's no way they have zero Faustian spirit in them, they behave and think like dumb farm animals with no goals beyond immediate material satisfaction.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but there are things to be gained if you discover another continent, planet or things deep within the ocean etc. you can discover new knowledge, resources or insights from them, something that can move the human species forward.
        there is nothing to gain but self satisfaction from climbing a cliff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why women and not white "people" xome to this site?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does anybody do anything?
      Just dont do anything then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To live

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a legit moron, even the movie says so. It's the only thing that gives him dopamine.

      >gets girlfriend
      >girlfriend wants him to not die
      there's a difference between wanting him to safely rockclimb less and to not want him playing the climbing equivalent of russian roulette whilst she has to wait in absolute terror

      If you date a moron who does moronic things for a living, who's the actual moron?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because there might be a pot of gold up there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do anything?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You tell me. Why not kickbox with a wild polar bear?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          polar bears can't kickbox numbnuts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          New Years resolution

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"B-Because we want to see whats at the top of the mountain, y-yeah!"
      >continues to sit on the computer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mountains are a myth bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      better than spending all of the free time eating and browsing the internet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >inviting death
      On the contrary, he now lives forever. But you’ll die

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he wanted to LIVE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why would somebody do this? it's just inviting death, and there's nothing to be gained from it
      "There are no Black folk there", he thought. "Black folk live on land, and while they're clearly similar to chimps, they do not climb here. It's peaceful here. On land, Black folk could be anywhere."

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mmmmm rogs

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that's not somebody's ass... no, it couldn't be. Oh God, what's that brown speck, and why is it getting larger?!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who was taking the picture?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That Asian dude whose a pretty good climber in addition to photographer and documentary kino director

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Found it Jimmy Chin

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spock was with him. He wasn't in any danger.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there any third party video of this guy climbing these places? has anyone ever seen him do it IRL? everything he does is professionally produced and smells of fake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=1139

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Marc accidentally breaking Alex's record and then Alex having to go back and break his record again is one of the most amusing part of the alpinist

        wtf would Alex do if this guy just died holy shit, every free soloer besides Alex died at some point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Magnus has talked a lot about that climb and how he wasn't even sure he would do it until the moment he started.
          Alex saying stuff like "there's no way you will fall" and "i totally believe in you" are absolute facts of the universe in his mind but he is too autistic to realize this doesn't work for most people

          To answer you question, he probably would have been very sad but wouldn't feel guilty about it and chalk it up to "it comes with the territory"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >convinces other people to free solo
        If I was that guys parents I'd kick the shit out of Alex

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I feel a little stuck right here
        this is exactly why you don't hype up an incredibly unsafe and dangerous hobby. if for some fricking reason your inhumane charisma check failed and this guy started panicking, what do you do? climb to the top, get rope shit, climb down and save him?

        shit like this is why everyone screams about underwater cave exploring, that you get into a situation that is not easy to escape from, and your mind gets the better of you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >what do you do? climb to the top, get rope shit, climb down and save him?
          Honestly yeah I think that's the plan, even better if you have people already at the top. The one saving grace is these guys are world class and can hang onto many holds nearly indefinitely.

          Funnily enough at 28:20 there's a loose hold

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there is legitimately something wrong with Alex's fear center of his brain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The one saving grace with this is that these routes are FAR below these climbers skill levels. could be done *in a gym or in short segments* by random people with a couple months of climbing experience. When the wall is less than vertical as it is for the most part in this video the climbing gets drastically easier because you can put almost all or all of your weight on your feet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >oh yeah I usually go by myself
        >all my old friends are either dead or retired

        damn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats the same route he took Adam Ondra to free solo. That says something

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Trek V is underrated af

    What a great movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to hug the mountain
      to envelope
      that mountain
      the hug the mountain
      that mountain
      that mountain

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was never into mountain climbing but Alex Tommy and the alpinist guy have amazing documentaries that make your heart race

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i cried bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this guy had a death wish, Alex never seemed like someone who was trying to die but Marc seemed like someone who had no purpose in life and basically just did increasingly dangerous challenges as a way to fill the pit inside him, i only feel bad for his wife who didn't realize it was inevitable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Marc seemed like someone who had no purpose in life and basically just did increasingly dangerous challenges as a way to fill the pit inside him, i only feel bad for his wife who didn't realize it was inevitable
        Maybe she's like a military wife, in it for the insurance money and officers' wives club.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OH SHIT OHSHIT OH SHITTT

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nofap day 451

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HGH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      semen retention is the actual extreme sport here

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >goes after guy due to his unique lifestyle
    >tries to turn him into an NPC afterwards

    Its always about control.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do you make scenarios up to get angry about?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What part was made up?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did Ellen Page get leg extension surgery, face implants and change her name again?
      She Bogdanoff brothers'd herself this time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lurk moar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stunning and brave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "taming" the "beast" is up there with rape as one of women's greatest fantasies
      finding a daredevil, a loose cannon, an alpha among alphas, their own little tarzan to turn into a good ol' limp-wristed urbanite is literally enough to "make" a woman
      they're insane

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And once she’s done she’ll hate them for breaking. I give it three years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          classic female shit test
          >seek strong, independent provider
          >perpetually challenge their masculinity throughout the relationship to shift the power dynamic in your favor
          >gradually lose respect after he exhibits weakness by suggesting he is submissive
          >double down because you know with certainty that he can be controlled and exploited even further
          >dump him for being a spineless husk
          >go back to step 1 and repeat
          this is how even the strongest men end up losing their home, car, money, assets and children after years of already being drained of resources. Mother nature herself couldn't tame this living legend but some wet hole can manipulate him into giving up his life long passion

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            incel mindset

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              t. nice guy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              beta simp cuck
              women surely love you
              keep it up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is literally beyond red pill, it's nature at this point

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              incels don't know shit about nature because they are genetic dead ends. Never take advice from incels on anything, let alone women/relationships

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like a toy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a lesser known female instinct is tribe building. Once they secure a mate they tend to group with other females they're genetically related to like their sisters and mother. Literally every extended family is the women trying to build the biggest tribe around and shunning other females while the men just chill with literally any other men around them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she leaning away? He bought her pussy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she's literally just standing normally, stop getting advice about women from incels

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Superior mountain movie

    ?list=PLZbXA4lyCtqoBBr_csFnzhbquV0_4bT9A

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i raise

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >randomly gets a cramp
    >dies

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movie is called free solo

    >not free and you can watch it with multiple people

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if his arms get tired?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You find a good jam to sit in and shake your arms a bit.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's probably got a ladder hidden in that crack!

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >god I shouldn't have held in that shit christ how am I even gonna get my pants off FRICK

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boy i really hope the cg hides the safety line

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You actually may be more autistic than Alex

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol at even posting Angels Landing ITT

    It’s a fantastic hike don’t get me wrong, but literal 10 year olds are out doing it.

    Would be like posting in a thread about lance armstrong winning the Tour de France that you are able to balance on your 2 wheel bike long enough to make it down the drive way

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is now a touching the void thread

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Just hire 2 guys to pick the trash if its so fricking important, you homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the ocean
      >Just hire 2 guys
      Ask me how I know you don't touch grass.

      I just walk through trails in my local area. I'm not a legend but I like doing it anyways.

      Did you see a bigfoot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      microplastics

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just walk through trails in my local area. I'm not a legend but I like doing it anyways.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      entirely different experiences, I'm the same I only do casual nature activities but I'm still blown away by the dudes who actually risk their lives. My gf wants to rock climb and I just can't take her seriously cause she is out of shape.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just his grip and foot positioning. The guy has a screw loose.. he's an "x-treme" autistic.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dude I'm so high

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that was the anti-magic sticky powder diffusion trap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is he okay

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heights and large bodies of water.
    NO THANK YOU

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At that kind of height, aren't you paranoid that a random gust of wind could whip up and blow you off?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasnt it medically proven that his brain was missing the part that register danger?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's amazing but surely this would qualify as a mental illness? to seek thrill to such a degree?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Climbing is just bored rich folk playing around. All pro climbers come from wealth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a pro climber, get over it turd worlder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All great people do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nirmal Purja

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So playing the lottery is worth it, because one guy won 15 million? You are borderline moronic, are you an engineer?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes and yes

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn mountain ain't going to climb itself man

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Forced at gunpoint, which one would you do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Climbing easily. I would rather die by falling off a cliff than stuck in a hole like that. The worst thing about that mans problem is they can't even shoot him the head and kill him from that angle.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They can shoot him through the ass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess a better question is would you rather die from trapped upside down in a hole or die of being shot through the ass?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Getting shot through the ass with a high caliber round will go straight through to the head.
            I've been crawling through caves before, getting into a super tight spot where I had to relax my breathing and body to be able to move around and decided I had gone far enough then turned back. You kind of panic a bit because breathing too quickly immediately reminds you of how restricted your body is and can possibly make a negative feedback loop. I can imagine getting to the point where you are truly stuck, if it's around your chest area anyway would be really scary.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              imagine the prostate orgasm making you cooooom before you die

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Theres no guarantee they will get a head shot on him through his ass. Plus that angle looks a bit tight for a high caliber weapon and the reverberations could cause a cave in.
              You would have to use a handgun and probably wouldn't want to go any higher than a 357. even that is pushing it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus christ imagine shooting a gun in that space. You would need to stack 5 layers of ear protection on each other and even then your hearing would still probably get fricked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What about a lethal injection?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good plan. They should have just overdosed him on morphine or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who had it worse, John Jones or Floyd Collins?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely Collins. At least Jones was dead within a day, and was with people for a good portion of it. Collins was in there for like 13 fricking days or some shit, and spent the vast majority of the time completely alone and unable to move

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't they just break his legs and pull him out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >With Collins's body remaining in the cave, funeral services were held on the surface. Homer Collins was not pleased with Sand Cave as his brother's grave, and two months later, he and some friends reopened the shaft. They dug a new tunnel to the opposite side of the cave passage and recovered Floyd Collins' remains on April 23, 1925.[6] The body was taken that day to Cave City for embalming at J.T. Geralds and Brothers funeral home. Following a 2-day visitation at the funeral home, on April 26, 1925, his body was transported to the Collins family farm[4] and buried on the hillside over Great Crystal Cave,[3] which Lee Collins renamed "Floyd Collins' Crystal Cave." In 1927, Lee Collins sold the homestead and cave to Dr. Harry Thomas, dentist and owner of Mammoth Onyx Cave and Hidden River Cave.[4] The new owner placed Collins' body in a glass-topped coffin and exhibited it in Crystal Cave for many years.[6][8] On the night of March 18–19, 1929, the body was stolen. The body was later recovered, having been found in a nearby field, but the injured left leg was missing.[6][8] After this desecration, the remains were kept in a secluded portion of Crystal Cave in a chained casket. In 1961, Crystal Cave was purchased by Mammoth Cave National Park and closed to the public.[8] The Collins family had objected to Collins' body being displayed in the cave and, at their request, the National Park Service re-interred him at Mammoth Cave Baptist Church Cemetery, Mammoth Cave, Kentucky in 1989.[6][8] It took a team of 15 men three days to remove the casket and tombstone from the cave.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Caving because the easiest free route up El Capitan is 5.13.

      Unless you are a pro climber that has many many years of experience, you will not flash (i.e. climb on your first time) 5.13. It is a guaranteed death sentence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        5.13 for an obese fat lard maybe. Any healthy man should be able to hoist his own body weight up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ok go do it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >spend a whole day driving to some shit hole just to do work
            yeah no

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >look at this picture for just 1 second
    >can immediately feel my hands becoming clammy
    what's the purpose of this. doesn't it make you more likely to slip? are our bodies trying to kill us? or are they trying to prevent us from trying stupid shit?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His gf must be happy. his fingers are so freakishly huge it's like he's got 11 dicks

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Another run this time without ropes, it only took me 1000 tries to learn how.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Relaxing and comfort mostly. Straddling that seam is the easiest part of his climb.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I hate how normies frick everything up around the world for internet points. It reminds me how they had to close the beach in Thailand that became famous because it's where Leo went in the movie The Beach. They finally reopened it this year after being closed for 3 years and after just 6 months they had to close it AGAIN. Now no one can fricking ever go there.

    >muh internet points
    >muh selfies
    You're literally just coming up with stuff to complain about. Its only natural to want to see a cool place featured in a movie. You're a giant normalgay yourself for even using the term "normie" which fricking leddit came up with because they didn't want to offend homosexuals.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >started running two years ago
    >i'm in the best shape of my life
    >can't do shit here because it's a fricking cement jungle with zero trails or mountains and barely a couple of parks which are always full of people
    Gotta move to fricking Europe or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gotta move to fricking Europe or something

      Why would you move to Europe? The western US and Canada has the best Cinemaphile in the world.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats going on with the camera angles in this doc? its clearly shot RIGHT next to him as if there's camera men hanging on the mountain wall shooting it, but none of them are in any of the shots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they mounted a load of cameras beforehand, they literally show it in the doc you mong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but the cameras move
        I'm not watching this full docu man, I'm just watching the climb

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          to add to that, they don't just move they move in a literal handheld type motion

          no, they turn on a robotic stand thing. morons

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I am literally sitting here watching the movie as we speak, the cameras move in a handheld motion

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              there were a couple of cameramen camped out on the wall too. Also shown in the film
              what is wrong with you guys?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but the cameras move
        I'm not watching this full docu man, I'm just watching the climb

        to add to that, they don't just move they move in a literal handheld type motion

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These people should have cyanide pills with them just in case

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All these adrenaline junkies cross over with psychonauts and other types of junkies when they talk about their amazing experiences, since they can't express themselves properly and sound completely numb inside.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm sure glad I'm not climbing this with cams that take up all of the good holds.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sweaty palms

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