what was he thinking?

what was he thinking?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >master race
    >gets enslaved by everyone

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"How da fuk did dey get here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dey fly now?

      This. When his mission was a go humans were Greek Persian Empire level of sophistication.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why is this windup toy talking to me like he knows me.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dey fly now?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why this homie wake me up
    >why this old guy asking me about immortality
    >the frick is inside that b***h with the cross
    >damn this machine man sucks at my languagr
    >frick this shit im outta here after i wipe the floor with all you c**ts

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even he was confused about the moronic script.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was literally 5 minutes cut from that scene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        qrd?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He got mad because they were all israeli and killed Jesus which was half-engineer according to the movie (this is actually real, look up the deleted scenes).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder, it's canon that just speaking takes so much effort for him that it removes centuries from his life

      >fricking jesus is canon and exists because of the engineers
      lol

      [...]

      >dumb ideas get rejected from a script
      >no its canon because of earlier drafts
      Brainlets

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, it's canon that just speaking takes so much effort for him that it removes centuries from his life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dude someone just broke into your spaceship and drove off

      That makes a lot of sense actually

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because prometheus sucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thank you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >fricking jesus is canon and exists because of the engineers
          lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so in the original script, why does the engineer ape out?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Humans are inherently violent and they killed the Engineer Jesus so they abandoned them. The beat up Shaw in the front of the Engineer and Weyland asks for immortality which pisses the Engi off

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The
              they*

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ahh, now this explanation makes the scene not really stupip

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He starts to get angry when he sees the humans are still violent when they attack Shaw. He goes on a rant about how at first they loved their human creation then looking down from space for a long time, had to watch the humans continually turn violent and kill each other and were sad. So they took a human to their world and trained him in peaceful ways and to teach the others and when they sent him back the other humans killed him. Weyland doesn't give a shit about any of this and just keeps demanding eternal life which the Engineer says they don't deserve. And finding out David is synthetic seems to push him over the edge to wiping them all out.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well it's a good thing they cut that, because it's so cheesy. This whole speech about violence is silly when every living thing is relatively violent to survive.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >This whole speech about violence is silly when every living thing is relatively violent to survive.
                and the Engineers where in fricking Biological Weapons Bomber Spacecraft.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              very stupid writing, the film sucked with and without this. Nothing can save this piece of crap.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >had to watch the humans continually turn violent and kill each other and were sad.
              Like everything in the universe from the microcosm to the macrocosm.

              Vio- and Bio- means life and violence in Greek. Vios means life, Viaios means violent.

              Biology itself means life/violence -logy not just study of living things.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >ALMOST SHAKESPEAREAN
              kek

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              "Violence bad except when I'm MAD"
              What a pretentious script.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                violence bad
                suicide good

                Especially stupid when he tells him that the Engineers gave humanity the ability to feel hatred and all other negative emotions. But are so disappointed when people start acting on those emotions?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              "Violence bad except when I'm MAD"
              What a pretentious script.

              violence bad
              suicide good

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I not did ask your kind to come here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he was the last of his kind?
          that sucks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            why?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >SPEAKING CAN TAKE AWAY CENTURIES OF THEIR LIVES
          >This can be NOTICED BY THE ENGINEER'S BODY AND FACIAL LANGUAGE
          No it fricking can't. Frick you Damon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why are there so many spelling mistakes?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He starts to get angry when he sees the humans are still violent when they attack Shaw. He goes on a rant about how at first they loved their human creation then looking down from space for a long time, had to watch the humans continually turn violent and kill each other and were sad. So they took a human to their world and trained him in peaceful ways and to teach the others and when they sent him back the other humans killed him. Weyland doesn't give a shit about any of this and just keeps demanding eternal life which the Engineer says they don't deserve. And finding out David is synthetic seems to push him over the edge to wiping them all out.

          Is David's translation supposed to be withholding a ton of information? It's infuriating to read

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            obviously

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It isn't that obvious. Some people actually translate this way, by only giving a short gist or even just translating the last sentence. It's less uncommon than you think

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "When's Morbius out?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it flopped

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well tickle me pink and call me a flamingo

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's sad because he wasn't blue enough to join the Blue Man Group.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"This homie jus' ask me for eternal life? The nerve of this foo'!"

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ayy lmao

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is Morbius (2022) still in the cinemas? I must have overshot I aimed to freeze myself until the release

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i could be bothered id amend pic to add *confused whistling noises* text
    but i cant be bothered

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wonder if I could rip this dude's head off

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it Morbin time yet?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    David's accent was too thick like when an indian scammer calls you and you can't understand shit

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did he enjoy his tentacle rape?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what was he thinking?
    "I am in an 80s alien rip off film with expensive visuals but some of those films would be good if they had such visuals and would make sense. In contrast to this brain damage of a script. Might as well kill them all"

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The same thing I think when I interact with humans. Disgusting.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted to HAVE SEX

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dayum, that guy just morbed for a second there!

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Contamination (1980)
    Galaxy Of Terror 1981
    Forbidden World 1982
    Inseminoid (1981)
    Creature (1985)
    DeepStar Six (1989)
    Parasite (1982)
    Leviathan (1989)
    Dead Space 1991
    Shocking Dark (1989)
    Xtro II The Second Encounter 1990

    imagined the above films with Prometheus and Covenant budgets for visuals, music and casting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alien should just be a direct to DVD/Streaming movie series that's just high budget sfx fetish porn of hot women getting impregnated by aliens. There will be consensual and also rape scenes. Various alien/hugger variants to penetrate all orifices. Detailed shots of pregnant bellies with movement. Detailed "births". Gory and nongory. High return on investment guaranteed. As are bonuses for all involved.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They kept the same budget level for prosthetic old man makeup, that's for frickin sure.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the explanation for OP's pic. His look was unscripted. That's him saying "What the frick, is that really the final makeup job they're going with?"

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >homie you just called my mom fat?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a bunch of insects traveled across the universe to this hostile foreignworld just to wake me up, thereby condemning me to death, just so that they could demand immortality from me, a random footsoldier. What the frick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thereby condemning me to death
      how?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Supposedly, the dude was sleeping because there was something wrong with him. Waking him up without a cure means he's dead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dude should have put up a sign of something. Sock on the door type of thing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          just go back to sleep then lol

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get waken up from eons of sleep by a gay robot and some old guy with some background characters
    >literally too intelligent to give a frick what they have to say
    If I were Chadmetheus, I would've just killed them then and there, and went back to sleep where I WOULDN'T end up getting raped by a giant squid monster.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. He was a drone, probably genetically made just to do his shit and stop whatever was in his way.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this midge srs?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's thinking "Why the frick am I in a shit film like this"

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    midge

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