What was her problem exactly?

What was her problem exactly?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thinking the world revolves around her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did she want?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was her spicy pussy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >her spicy pussy
        whoa, is it spice blue and when you cum inside her do you have visions of the potential life of each racing sperm would have if it won the race? My horny mind is blown bro.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Screenwriters used her as a mouthpiece to all but look straight at the audience and say 'Ehm, ackshually, Muab'Din and Jee had... BAD!' so no one was confused people were still confused
    The result of this decision was an inability to have her act coherently as Paul's lover in the later half of the movie. So they just have her pout for an hour and then storm off (presumably to die alone in the desert)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't the point of Dune that prescience literally meant and showed that jihad was the only way for humanity to ultimately survive? OR at least, for Paul Atreides and his family to survive?

      Wasn't that what the whole Golden Path was all about?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Golden Path is hypothetically the only way to avoid a scenario in which humanity is open to the possibility of complete destruction (by way of being concentrated under one political/religious entity. But the real issue is that prescience is extremely unreliable and subject to both blind spots and misinterpretation.
        >Oh yeah I have a grand plan that needs to be carried out over thousands of years and will save humanity tens of thousands of years down the line - oh what's that? I had twins? Didn't see that one coming!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The film made it clear that Paul saw that the holy war was the only way to ensure his family's survival.
        The book strikes up an ambiguity in whether or not it's the only way or if, by seeing it as the only way, it becomes the only way as Paul is scared to risk any other attempt at avoiding it. This is further aided by his inability to see certain things and the murder of his child.

        It's a problem if you're a bookgay and wanted a 1:1 adaptation.
        If not, it makes perfect sense (but there are other things that don't)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no good person in the entirety of the Dune series. Even the sandrefugees are bad. This wasn't necessary and people don't "need to get it" because you root for Paul Atredies as he is the main character.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This wasn't necessary and people don't "need to get it"
        Tell that to media influencers and the director. Hell, tell that to Herbert himself to some extent.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Herbert wouldn't go around changing an entire character across several books for people to "get it". Anyone with half a brain can see that good is far few and in between, and gray is everywhere. If they don't, that is their own problem.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know Herbert kept trying to go "Noo dont like Paul, he's not a hero, this is bad!" but I feel like its just cause he was too early for the popularity of villain protagonists that people like nowadays.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Canadian director

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poor writing. Denis fricked up his plans for Messiah by making her that way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best case scenario, she gets over her temper tantrum in the time skip between part 2 and 3 but this will be a bizarre back peddle in terms of the writing. Was it really worth it to have stronk idependunt womin?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doubt he'll do that, it's too late. According to him, Chani's his "secret weapon", which means he wanted the character to be a way for the audience to understand the true intention of the book. The problem is that her purpose becomes redundant once you have Paul saying "If I go south, shit'll go down" over and over again, plus manipulating the sandBlack folk with weird visions. Audiences are fricking moronic, but not that much to not get it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She kills Paul

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they make irulan the mother of the twins they can avoid most of the real plot of messiah and give us the braindead movie full of action scenes that normies want.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >braindead movie full of action scenes
        Like what? Basically nothing happens in Messiah other than the exploding rock or whatever.
        I guess they could fill half the run time with a speedrun of the wars that the books skip over. That'd be kinda neat to see.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont see this version of Chani helping to push the jihad and then desperatelly try and have sons with paul.
          they have to come with another bullshit plot or give her character to irulan.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I could see them doing a full on character swap. Chani could be working with the plotters against Paul whereas Irulan struggles to produce an heir with Paul. Possibly being fed contraceptives by the Reverend Mother as part of their plot. Idk it could work

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I've been thinking that's the most plausible scenario
              Imagine plapping Irulan

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Already do

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too fat

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No son

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a lot of coverage of the change in the Fremen post Jihad, the unintended consequences of the ecological change on Arrakis, the introduction of Gholas and the Tleilaxu and the nature of and limits of having prescience but all of this stuff is considered too dull for a blockbuster so we're going to get lots of scenes of the Jihad. Also Hayt kicking ass and spouting watered down philosophy while fighting for some reason and the conspiracy against Paul will be way more action-packed. I will forgive all of this however if we get the real nude Anna Taylor-Joy/Alia sparring training scene.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's an ugly mutt.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    an appalling phenotype

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah,she is suposed to be a dumb fanatic that worships white wiener but obviously in current year she needs to be the lisa simpson type of smart ass that lectures everyone about how religion is bad.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if the second coming of Jesus happened but he was reborn as a biker chick with a green mohawk and then started seducing Richard Dawkins.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brown

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got the infra red dot bustin you gullible suckaz too
    Put a dot on yo ass like double u double u double u

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Snappin' a picture, you get stuck like the back of a sticker
      >I got bars like the factory manufacturing Snickers

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you say the Muad Dib is an anjin figure?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she just wants an arab messiah instead of a white messiah.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    impotent millennial woman jealousy yet again. dude’s rock fricking deal with it

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >racism outside of b

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how this girl got popularity? she isn't good at acting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She appeals to zoomers and Euphoria is a zoomer show

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She used to be on a Disney tv show and is the whitest of her siblings. She obviously sucked Dan Schnieders wiener

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Suddenly theres no anti-Zendaya spam.
    Did the Thielbux dry up and move to some other psyop or something?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the Houses not submit to Paul?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shes ugly and shes mixed race which makes her even more ugly.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    French Atreides went for the british pig princess

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She cute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She looks horrible with short hair.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunc is such a fricking bore

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be pissed too if I was a girl and my name was Johnny

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sand in vegana

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    monke

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