Beating up human mooks and killing low level alien cannon fodder, extracting information from supposed gods by feigning emotional breakdowns, calming out of control teammates and dying to acquire a necessary piece of israeliteelry. Also being eyecandy
I think the general idea, as well with Hawkeye, is that they are the best mercenaries the world has to offer. Black widow is a trained assassin, soldier and spy since 8 so she's just hyper competent.
Also she has nice breasts
Niiiice
There's literally a miniseries where she has to seek out everyone she's been intimate with because she's been passing a sexually transmitted nanomachine virus, and has to pass them the cure with her tongue.
Her hitting the wall throughout the MCU while we were supposed to think she was still hot was sad.Her hitting the wall throughout the MCU while we were supposed to think she was still hot was sad.
she's playing this demon
https://www.youtube.com/live/nGykhx7GWK0?si=j9_mK44oDweXlCGe
Also I think Scarlett is one of those closeted messianic types like Leonard Cohen
She doesn't have to take responsibility or accountability for any of her actions.
She has an easier time getting employment.
She has an easier time being accepted into university.
The law will bend over backwards for her.
She can have any mating partner she wants with zero effort.
All media and entertainment is catered towards her sex.
etc
>Captain America
hokey comic outfit showcasing the character's out of touch optimism >Black Widow
slinky spy catsuit with a utility belt and hourglass symbol showcasing the character's mysterious nature >Hawkeye
Shield issue wife beater, no suggestions of either Hawks or arrowheads
Right? I wonder if there were similar huge tentpoles built around the most absurd infantile shit in Le Golden Age of movies, before the comic book craze, where the actors similarly had to endure bullshit simply because they were getting paid a lot.
The Avengers only kept her around because she was a champion dicksucker. She could make 10 guys nut at a gloryhole in less than 15 minutes, even if they had all jacked off in the previous 4 hours.
whats the point of having Black Widow if you're not gonna see her doing all the depraved shit?
The glory hole is for that reporter lady from the Iron Man movies
Scarjo is in that weird spot where she isn't beautiful, at least conventionally (idk what the people in the 00s were high on, she looks like a rural inbred), but she's hot in a "she really knows how to frick and loves doing it" kind of way.
Born in 1991, Scarlett did nothing for me back then. Same with Megan Fox. (modern Megan Fox is fire though)
My first "screen crush" was Josie Maran in NFS Most Wanted lol.
for me its it's her jawline/overall head shape. I saw someone post something on it once. attractive women with higher test levels tend to get that loose girl-next-door look in their face (sharper, more defined angles, generally). someone smarter than me can explain it.
The frick does that even mean
Also getting this mad just because some guy doesn't find a chick as hot as you is oddly gay and concerning. Not sure if you've ever heard this before but people find different things attractive. Mindblowing stuff.
for me its it's her jawline/overall head shape. I saw someone post something on it once. attractive women with higher test levels tend to get that loose girl-next-door look in their face (sharper, more defined angles, generally). someone smarter than me can explain it.
>Scarjo is in that weird spot where she isn't beautiful, at least conventionally (idk what the people in the 00s were high on,
Your mom was on crack when she birthed you, get out of here with your comic book guy bullshit.
kys zoomer
I didn’t see what the fuss was either until I started frequenting females
In any sane world it would be "knock-off Russian Super Soldier Serum," but I don't know. They introduced that way after her and thought the option was always there to say that's what it was... they just didn't.
She is a highly trained spy, martial artist, and former KGB operative. Some of her notable powers and abilities include:
Master Martial Artist: Black Widow is a highly skilled hand-to-hand combatant, proficient in various forms of martial arts including karate, judo, jiu-jitsu, savate, and muay thai. She can easily take down multiple opponents even without weapons.
Expert Marksman: Natasha is an exceptional marksman and is skilled in the use of firearms and throwing weapons. She is proficient with pistols, rifles, and various other weapons.
Espionage and Intelligence Gathering: Trained as a spy and undercover operative, Black Widow excels in espionage, infiltration, and intelligence gathering. She has honed her skills in stealth, disguise, and interrogation techniques.
Master Acrobat: She is an Olympic-level athlete and gymnast, capable of performing acrobatic maneuvers with ease. This agility enhances her combat abilities and allows her to evade attacks.
Multilingualism: Black Widow is fluent in multiple languages, including Russian, English, French, German, Chinese, and various others. This linguistic ability aids her in undercover missions and communication with allies and adversaries.
Expert Tactician and Strategist: Natasha possesses keen intellect and strategic thinking, making her an excellent tactician. She can quickly analyze situations and devise effective plans to achieve her objectives.
Advanced Weaponry and Technology: As an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers, Black Widow has access to advanced weaponry, gadgets, and technology which she utilizes to enhance her effectiveness in combat and espionage missions.
Enhanced Physiology: While not possessing superhuman abilities, Black Widow's body has been enhanced through extensive training and various enhancement programs. She has heightened strength, agility, reflexes, and durability compared to an average human.
the last white actress with a fat ass hired at mcu, while they had actresses like that the movies made 1 billion, guardians of the galaxy for example never made much money maybe because of the lack of curvy actresses?
Why is it that people who take the time to make screenshots at the right times and arrange them into a collage use such awful quality sources? Download a remux ffs and grab the screens from there.
I always find it amusing that her Glocks are somehow useful in combat but the 40 thousand NYPD who also carry Glocks were just outclassed by the Lokis aliens or whatever the frick. Same thing with endgame. Dr. Strange teleports in frickin magic archers from wherever but no B-52s. if iron mans and the Black robot guys bombs kill thanos troops then the navy's bombs can kill them too so why not teleport in some aircraft characters, b52s, and artillery and shit and just wreck thanos burned dog army or whatever it was. having characters like black widow just undercuts the seriousness of everything. like cmon, wakandas spearchuckers hold the last line for earth but two battalions of 155mm just couldn't be of help nope
frickin dumb ass shit
That shot of them with the rest of the avengers in the first avengers movie is so ridiculous, here are this super humans and a guy with a power suit and next to them are a chick with a pistol and a guy that shoots arrows, it looks ridiculous.
I've had a crush on her my whole life. My beautiful (fat) wife is probably the only other woman who has been able to drain more semen from me through the years.
manipulation. The trick she pulls on Loki to figure out his plan -or on her former boss to get him to deactivate her chip by breaking her nose-. It's actually a good skill. That together with top level fighting and some fun gadgets like garrotes, widow bites, shock batons, etc make for a decent package. Problem is there's very few opportunities to showcase manipluation as a skill.
She makes the little pee pee into the big pee pee.
her squeezing my head with her big thighs
Causing involuntary stroking.
mid
decent
mediocre
walled
never got the hype for this ugly israelite
Disingenuous homosexual
>involuntary
Ugly pitpussy, would not lick.
The sex
Beating up human mooks and killing low level alien cannon fodder, extracting information from supposed gods by feigning emotional breakdowns, calming out of control teammates and dying to acquire a necessary piece of israeliteelry. Also being eyecandy
I think the general idea, as well with Hawkeye, is that they are the best mercenaries the world has to offer. Black widow is a trained assassin, soldier and spy since 8 so she's just hyper competent.
Also she has nice breasts
Niiiice
They also seemed really loyal to Nick Fury so that's gotta be worth a few points
Ass
Her superpower is short.
Just short.
>Renner
Too soon. Too soon.
Dick status?
Endgame
Notice how she just walks into hemmy? Thats called flirting for bawds. Crossing that personal space bubble
he clocks it but plays it cool for optics.
The power of booba is very real, anon.
Plot armor
She literally died though.
(I want to) frick the israelites
She makes the Hulk’s blood rush to his groin so he forgets what he was angry about
sexo
wwyd to her in that warehouse anons?
I would listen to her, which is what no one else did.
big braps
Ass
Modern sets are just green screens aren't they
Thanks again George
>revolutionized film-making
>twice
Say it
She canonically seduced both captain America, Hulk, Iron Man and Thor
Oldest relationships in the comics are with Hawkeye, Daredevil, Iron Man, and Bucky. Had one-time flings with Spider-Man, and Captain America
There's literally a miniseries where she has to seek out everyone she's been intimate with because she's been passing a sexually transmitted nanomachine virus, and has to pass them the cure with her tongue.
The older I get the more I realize the first two Metal Gear Solid games were really gender swapped Black Widow games
Well that's unironically just like ScarJo in real life with her herps.
Both of all those guys? Damn.
She can completely empty a black man's balls directly into her uterus in under a minute. I mean completely empty, every last drop
Heavy balls full of cum?
Her hitting the wall throughout the MCU while we were supposed to think she was still hot was sad.Her hitting the wall throughout the MCU while we were supposed to think she was still hot was sad.
what wall?
you’re sad
Cope
Is there a echo in here?
Not since he fell at the end of Bad batch s2.
Really? The most walled she's ever been was on SNL last week and I still wanted to hit it
Why is a israelite wearing a crucifix?
>Jesus the Nazarene, King of the israelites
Also it's a skit dumbo.
she's playing this demon
https://www.youtube.com/live/nGykhx7GWK0?si=j9_mK44oDweXlCGe
Also I think Scarlett is one of those closeted messianic types like Leonard Cohen
frickin Jimmy Two-Times ova hee
go out and get the papers get the papers
Wall? Stop turning your own self hatred against the queens.
She didn't hit the wall though, they just got afraid of being accused of sexism for having an attractive (white) woman in a movie.
Remember when she had banging double Ds?
you have no idea how much worthless seed was pumped out of my barely functioning tiny white wienerlet due to this outfit
breasts, ass and guns
holy shit source
doing her own stunts
Artist?
Anaru
>Somebody paid for this.
The sad state of coomer culture.
Being israeli
She doesn't have to take responsibility or accountability for any of her actions.
She has an easier time getting employment.
She has an easier time being accepted into university.
The law will bend over backwards for her.
She can have any mating partner she wants with zero effort.
All media and entertainment is catered towards her sex.
etc
She was The Punisher but sexy and owned by the deep state
>Captain America
hokey comic outfit showcasing the character's out of touch optimism
>Black Widow
slinky spy catsuit with a utility belt and hourglass symbol showcasing the character's mysterious nature
>Hawkeye
Shield issue wife beater, no suggestions of either Hawks or arrowheads
this honestly looks like pure humiliation for any self-respecting actor, but I suppose the payday is worth it.
Right? I wonder if there were similar huge tentpoles built around the most absurd infantile shit in Le Golden Age of movies, before the comic book craze, where the actors similarly had to endure bullshit simply because they were getting paid a lot.
The Avengers only kept her around because she was a champion dicksucker. She could make 10 guys nut at a gloryhole in less than 15 minutes, even if they had all jacked off in the previous 4 hours.
whats the point of having Black Widow if you're not gonna see her doing all the depraved shit?
The glory hole is for that reporter lady from the Iron Man movies
Sucking 10 guys off at a glory hole is not depraved enough for you?
Scarjo is in that weird spot where she isn't beautiful, at least conventionally (idk what the people in the 00s were high on, she looks like a rural inbred), but she's hot in a "she really knows how to frick and loves doing it" kind of way.
You didn't grow up in the 2000's when pasty white women with big breasts and bright colored eyes were the hottest women on earth then
Born in 1991, Scarlett did nothing for me back then. Same with Megan Fox. (modern Megan Fox is fire though)
My first "screen crush" was Josie Maran in NFS Most Wanted lol.
for me its it's her jawline/overall head shape. I saw someone post something on it once. attractive women with higher test levels tend to get that loose girl-next-door look in their face (sharper, more defined angles, generally). someone smarter than me can explain it.
>Scarjo is in that weird spot where she isn't beautiful, at least conventionally (idk what the people in the 00s were high on,
Your mom was on crack when she birthed you, get out of here with your comic book guy bullshit.
Where's the comic book guy bullshit though. Or comic book bullshit in general.
The frick does that even mean
Also getting this mad just because some guy doesn't find a chick as hot as you is oddly gay and concerning. Not sure if you've ever heard this before but people find different things attractive. Mindblowing stuff.
kys zoomer
I didn’t see what the fuss was either until I started frequenting females
Indestructible butthole.
she is a super soldier like captain america, but was made by soviet union scientists. the soviets pumped galleons of super serum into her.
She can make any hetero man hard
sexoooooooooooo
what do you think Scarlett thinks of the literal tens of thousands of pornographic images generated using her likeness? It's gotta be weird
In any sane world it would be "knock-off Russian Super Soldier Serum," but I don't know. They introduced that way after her and thought the option was always there to say that's what it was... they just didn't.
cowards.
don't wanna earn a vacation right now, i'm on a static IP
WAAAAAHHHHH
STOPPU
Taking BGC
Friendly reminder that Scarlett Johansson doesn't wear panties while wearing this costume.
quick rundown?
hitting the wall slightly later than usual
Inflation
Her raspy voice is hot
She is a highly trained spy, martial artist, and former KGB operative. Some of her notable powers and abilities include:
Master Martial Artist: Black Widow is a highly skilled hand-to-hand combatant, proficient in various forms of martial arts including karate, judo, jiu-jitsu, savate, and muay thai. She can easily take down multiple opponents even without weapons.
Expert Marksman: Natasha is an exceptional marksman and is skilled in the use of firearms and throwing weapons. She is proficient with pistols, rifles, and various other weapons.
Espionage and Intelligence Gathering: Trained as a spy and undercover operative, Black Widow excels in espionage, infiltration, and intelligence gathering. She has honed her skills in stealth, disguise, and interrogation techniques.
Master Acrobat: She is an Olympic-level athlete and gymnast, capable of performing acrobatic maneuvers with ease. This agility enhances her combat abilities and allows her to evade attacks.
Multilingualism: Black Widow is fluent in multiple languages, including Russian, English, French, German, Chinese, and various others. This linguistic ability aids her in undercover missions and communication with allies and adversaries.
Expert Tactician and Strategist: Natasha possesses keen intellect and strategic thinking, making her an excellent tactician. She can quickly analyze situations and devise effective plans to achieve her objectives.
Advanced Weaponry and Technology: As an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers, Black Widow has access to advanced weaponry, gadgets, and technology which she utilizes to enhance her effectiveness in combat and espionage missions.
Enhanced Physiology: While not possessing superhuman abilities, Black Widow's body has been enhanced through extensive training and various enhancement programs. She has heightened strength, agility, reflexes, and durability compared to an average human.
chatGPT answer
Can take Hulk's dick without gagging
the last white actress with a fat ass hired at mcu, while they had actresses like that the movies made 1 billion, guardians of the galaxy for example never made much money maybe because of the lack of curvy actresses?
Easy to see why the MCU is dead
Why is it that people who take the time to make screenshots at the right times and arrange them into a collage use such awful quality sources? Download a remux ffs and grab the screens from there.
Fitting into that suit.
Superhumanly elastic butthole.
Her super power is being a hot israeli woman.
I wonder if she allowed everyone to grope her on set and changed her costumes in the open without any underwear hahahhahahaha
I always find it amusing that her Glocks are somehow useful in combat but the 40 thousand NYPD who also carry Glocks were just outclassed by the Lokis aliens or whatever the frick. Same thing with endgame. Dr. Strange teleports in frickin magic archers from wherever but no B-52s. if iron mans and the Black robot guys bombs kill thanos troops then the navy's bombs can kill them too so why not teleport in some aircraft characters, b52s, and artillery and shit and just wreck thanos burned dog army or whatever it was. having characters like black widow just undercuts the seriousness of everything. like cmon, wakandas spearchuckers hold the last line for earth but two battalions of 155mm just couldn't be of help nope
frickin dumb ass shit
That shot of them with the rest of the avengers in the first avengers movie is so ridiculous, here are this super humans and a guy with a power suit and next to them are a chick with a pistol and a guy that shoots arrows, it looks ridiculous.
Being fat and gassy.
I've had a crush on her my whole life. My beautiful (fat) wife is probably the only other woman who has been able to drain more semen from me through the years.
How fat is your wife? Does she look like
?
5'4 and I think she's around 220lbs at this point. Looks nothing like that.
My last gf was 5’7 and 400lbs with really nice WASP features and lots of freckles.
Damn now that's a big b***h!
Her power was being insanely beautiful and sexy in Iron Man 2 and then slowly falling off every appearance after
I can understand hawkeye being superhuman accuracy and shit but what the frick was her superpower again other than "eye candy"
manipulation. The trick she pulls on Loki to figure out his plan -or on her former boss to get him to deactivate her chip by breaking her nose-. It's actually a good skill. That together with top level fighting and some fun gadgets like garrotes, widow bites, shock batons, etc make for a decent package. Problem is there's very few opportunities to showcase manipluation as a skill.