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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Enormous hooked nose
    >Drinks the blood and tears of aryan children
    >Sees functioning societies, immediately attempts to destroy them
    George Miller is BASED

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was seething in envy at titled people.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted power because… because he just did okay?!?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The world fell apart. There’d be people who’d try & be the rulers in that vacuum. Look at fricking chop zone. homie was larping as a warlord

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His gang is already failing, so he decides to up the stakes again and again to keep them satisfied, failing into moderate success.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno, seems like they were doing pretty good until he had to manage an actual city, then he finally blew it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can tell the cracks were already starting to form when he tried to get an underling to disguise himself as a warboy and the underlings response is "I work for the other guy". The gang needed a major victory like Gastown to keep going, the only issue is Dementus can't run anything so it just turns into another source of resentment, and pushes him to go funning after the Bullet Farm and the Citadel just to keep his own men from rising against him
          I think that's what I liked about him, he's an aspiring warlord but he doesn't have the blind loyalty of his minions like Immortan Joe or Lord Humongous, so you get to read between the lines and see the fear and anxiety that's obviously motivating him as he stumbles into success, at least temporarily

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Assuming he didn't intentionally create the Gastown situation to force the conditions necessary for him to win his war.

            He was a competent Warlord, and made wise tactical decisions. He was also skilled in the use of deception and feints. The whole guzzoline situation has equal odds of being orchestrated because he was bored.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Biggest issue is he tried to start a war with a man who has a large fanatical loyal army and who personally can't be intimidated.
              If anything Joe himself is actually a pretty damn good ruler considering he knows when to be civil and work with parties he might not personally like for the common good and when to be a brutal warlord.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We literally find out there are cracks in his organization before we are even introduced to Dementus himself. The very first scene with the larger gang is the surviving kidnapper refusing to share information about the Green Place because he has zero trust that the higher-ups won't just frick him over.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That seems like pretty standard biker/gang shit to me, they're not exactly nice people

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name of flick?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Floppiosa

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      furiosa 2:the underwhelming sequel/prequel

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know i didn't watch it
    neither did anyone else because that shit bombed at the box office

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Going to watch tonight.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wich is a shame cause the movie fricks, but ah well, its not like fury road was super succesful on his opening weeks

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's the best he's ever looked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the darker eye color suits him and the nose change made him more masculine. It's also his best performance so far in a movie. Shame not many people will see it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was stunned at how fricking good he was.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he looked like one of those mongolian fenno swedes like he was squinting the whole time like rene zelweger

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he already took the call

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think that honestly is just steroids and hgh. He jumped on the tren train and continued to make his face more masculine

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to anyone who has not watched this, dont waste your time
    it fricking sucks

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Film name?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tales from Down Under 2

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >attacks anything with walls
    >fails magnificently at everything he does
    >dines exclusively on the blood of little girls
    >betrays anyone loyal to him
    >refuses to elaborate
    >leaves

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the only reason they made this shit movie was to make that motorbike chariot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In their defense it was really cool

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hell yes it was.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why this whole place looks fake, like a stage?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The color correction of the sky, but we know from set photos they did it on location in a desert

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hear Rictus Erectus rapes Furiosa in this one. How tf did they get away with this in current year

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He attempts to rape child Furiosa but she somehow not only predicts that he’s going to but cuts her hair off and then makes a wig out of it and when he’s about to rape her she slides out of the wig and escapes and then somehow parkours to the underside of a tube on a bridge and stays there for an unspecified amount of time despite there being warboys right above her

      people complaining about the movie being woke are moronic. But the movie sucks and is horrifically nonsensical

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't going to rape her, he was just fascinated by the bells in her hair. Rectus is a fricking toddler brained imbecile. She made the wig to have a place to hide the peach pit her mother gave her so she didn't have to keep it in her mouth all the time anymore.
        The pipe thing was stupid but besides that you weren't fricking watching the movie

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was israeli.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you watching this I can't find the torrent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im waiting for it to be uploaded on 123 series not downloading any torrent like this is 2011

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So how did you watch it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got find one of these things first.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >paying for video games and movies
        have fun getting your house foreclosed in a few years dont forget to vote for trump once that happens

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based schizo

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            /pol /misc/ /misc/ /misc/ is just one click away, your forever home

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron. Go to therarbg

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eating human sausages.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being the only good part of the film. Anya was cringe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't cringe, she wasn't really anything. Just bland and emotionless, she didn't even give a frick when she lost her arm. She did replicate Theron's voice really well but it didn't really matter in the end, she wasn't Theron's Furiosa or even nearly as interesting as her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah she was obviously cast for having big eyes and being convincing as a girl hiding as a scrawny boy. The role was lightweight.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Furiosa plants a fricking tree in his dick at the end. I don't mean she stabs him or beats him with a branch or something, she LITERALLY PLANTS a tree in his fricking nutsack and then he just spends the rest of his life stuck in the ground with a tree growing out of him. Dumbest shit I've ever seen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was so fricking stupid. I was hoping for a poeticwcho of the original ending. I was ... disappointed. Gravely disappointed ...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you guys hate anything remotely fun for any reason in particular?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't sink in to me that he was supposed to be utterly degen until the scene where he rips his nipples off during a hostage situation just for fun.
    Yeah, his name is Dementus, and we see him eating human meat, but nothing else he did struck me as being especially depraved more than anyone else in the wasteland.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Furiosa was pretty good. 7.5/10. Had its high points and low points, but overall it was pretty good. For context, I give Fury Road a 9.0. I know that's an unpopular opinion around here, but I fricking love vehicular combat. Quite a few parts had glaringly obvious CGI in Furiosa, but if you can get past that, it's an enjoyable action flick. e-girl Furiosa was good, ATJ did her part competently, and I really enjoyed Hemsworth. Dude was entertaining and probably the most realistic of the wasteland warlords we've seen yet. He was running a horde that marauds their way through the wasteland and you get to see a good bit of that. It's fricking cool. Anyway, I went and saw it. Wish I had gotten popcorn, though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so sick of these reddit shills bros

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that some people get paid to post on Cinemaphile?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Devilishly good at conquering and taking over places
    >Can't run any of them for shit so they all fall apart
    >Has the same backstory as Max but instead of trying to cope with everything he lost, he eternally seethes at everything around him and hates the world, so he only lives to try to do badass shit
    He had it in him to make it epic

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hemsworth could actually act and have screen presence. Who the frick knew?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing what you can do when you arent contract snared into making 12 thor movies or whatever

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Hemsworth took a battery of brain health tests at the doctor's office, and these tests revealed that Hemsworth already had both dementia and alzheimers coursing through him.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread dead. Let's coordinate back in the discord and remember to stick to the plan! You can do this

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was terrified of the thought that his men would discover his doctorate was real, a doctorate of women's studies.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked how this guy is what max could have become if he abandoned his humanity, similar origins and all

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He had infamous Joker's bad day, his little kids getting killed, and lost his mind.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU ARE SCUM FURIOSA, SCUM!
    That moment was very cool. He brfo-ed her.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's jannies incarnate.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope George Miller sucks enough wiener to get Wasteland made despite the flop because I'd really like to see Dementus v Immortan Joe v Mad Max in the 40 day war

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Max was alive for the pre-fall society

    >He is in no world older than 60

    >The world ended 40 years ago at best and it's already an unrecognizable wasteland

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Max is pretty much mythological character.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As of Fury Road the nuclear wars fricked everything up

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My headcanon is that the bridal veil cape is his dead wife's and the teddy bear is his dead son's

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the teddy bear was pretty heavily implied to have to do something with his dead kids.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He directly tells Furiosa it belonged to one of them

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gaslight, grooming Anya and make her his own baby factory 🙂

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's the average Australian

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Capable leader and tactician but bad administrator. He gets half his hoard killed challenging Joe and his Warboys, he takes Gastown with trickery but years later they all resent him and start rioting, and then he can't defend the Bullet Farm from two of Joe's drivers. All flash and no substance, he'd have done better as a lieutenant to a more capable warlord

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