What was his problem?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literal genius in a house of halfwits.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow he's literally me fr fr bussin

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      His little brother is also a genius.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He never got to touch the israeli milkers

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meanwhile, his chad brother did

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meanwhile, his chad brother did

          she's stuffing here, she's not actually busty.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder that's all padding and she's an A cup in real life.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that's all padding and she's an A cup in real life.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's still cute

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of them were prodigies in one way or another, Malcolm happened to gravitate towards STEM stuff so he got recognized first.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was an angry incel. Notice how from the first episode, Malcolm's reactions to people are always ones of angered confusion and/or disgust. He was a joyless misanthrope from childhood, likely due to his abusive mother and absent father. Worse yet he "grew up" into a manlet, further stoking the flames of his incel rage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He was a joyless misanthrope
      just like that one episode where needs dewey to teach him how to ''feel'' music because he can't even enjoy that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not an incel at all, you moron. He fricks girls multiple times in the series.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? No.
        Once. Burning man.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well this was pretty accurate for me.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was? So it's no longer accurate?
        You got your life together now?

        That's good, anon. It's never too late to be a better person; to live a better life.
        Proud of you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "gifted" kid that just reached his peak before everyone else. Ends up exactly like Craig and kills his mom when he's 30 for sabotaging his career.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick they turned a comfy suburb house into a soulless sugar cube

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh for crying out loud boys stop looking at my breast and clean your room

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All them teeth and no toothbrush

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't remember

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    intelligent, but not smart.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he didnt want to be president

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he'd been even half as smart as he thought he was he'd have cooked and sold meth and bought google and microsoft stock so he could retire with 18

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that this man voices uncle ruckus just kills me everytime.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Francis is a born leader
    >Reese is a cooking savant
    >Malcolm is a science genius
    >Dewey is a skilled musician
    >Jamie probably has some talent too
    And there you have Lois, going out of her way to sabotage them all on multiple occasions.
    Their sheer lack of self-control surely doesn't help, but it wouldn't do any good either, since Lois will find a way to drag them down.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lois keeps them from getting themselves killed or making costly mistakes. All of them take after Hal in that without supervision, they're a danger to themselves and others.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lois did everything in her power to sabotage Dewey's trip to a music contest. She's been doing similar shit on different occasions, the worst one being preventing Malcolm to get a scholarship on any prestigious university.
        She's a fricking drama queen, addicted to making her own and others' lives miserable, because that's what gives her moral high ground in her own twisted mind.
        Hal's neglect didn't help, but he's mostly guilty of not keeping Lois in check in the first place.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's with Brian Cranston and having Wife Characters that are to blame for all the flaws in his life?
          Like He can literally be a meth kingpin and people are like "Skyler's ruining everything" Both Hal and Walt suffer from the same problem, which is being an absentee provider who isn't willing to share anything.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            None of the wives got blamed for all of Hal's / Walt's failures. Stop being an insincere moron.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Were you not conscious during Breaking Bad. People fricking hated Skyler.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                For being b***hy, not for causing Walt to commit crime and kill people.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                but to be fair on that women, she had a gut feeling something si going on with her hsuband and you know the guy was selling meth and killing people

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA
                Her suspicion and feeling that he was up to something was fair and correct, but right from the start when we're introduced to Walt as this pushover, she's one of the ones pushing him around. She doesn't even let him deal with his own illness his own way. She wasn't totally in the wrong (until she fricked Ted) but she was just kind of a b***h.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was training Malcolm to be president. Really Reese is the biggest mistake though because he became a janitor which made no sense

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She was training Malcolm to be president.
        That was a bullshit excuse to make Malcolm's life shit for a time when he's away and Lois couldn't be there to frick it up constantly.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Becoming president is mostly being at the right place at the right time. Your star needs to rise just at the moment your party has a chance to win. If Obama had run four years earlier or if the economy was amazing and there was no Iraq war, he probably wouldn't have won.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Becoming president is mostly
            being a part of establishment. Or establishment's pet in Obama's case.
            Either way, none of this applies to Malcolm.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trump is the first time the american people organically chose and elected their own president since JFK.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The mob literally stuffed the ballots for JFK you homosexual what are you talking about

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This, most Texas counties had more votes than voters, that b***h Eisenhower didn't want to "tear the nation apart" and now it's just been normal to cheat in elections ever since. I don't get the deification of Kennedy, dude fricked up constantly and if he did uncover some massive Fed plot he was stupid for not just rolling up with the marines, killing everyone involved, and then blaming Cubans.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If Nixon had rightfully become POTUS in 1960 we would have avoided all of the nation-ruining frick-ups that resulted from Kennedy's administration like the civil rights legislation that laid the groundwork for DEI and affirmative action, the opening of the borders to the Third World, and federal restrictions on gun rights.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Trump is the first time the american people organically chose and elected their own president since JFK.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    manlet rage

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Early Seasons his problem was he was too smart
    Late Seasons his problem was he became too stupid

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gifted child millennial syndrome

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mom is actively sabotaging his life to “keep him humble”.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autism unironicallymild high autism/asperger

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate this homosexual. He completely deserves the health problems. God I want to cave his little c**t face in

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