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What was his problem?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he copied max

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how he breaks character when Zooble chokes him and ends up looking 2D

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He gives off some serious Yakko vibes.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He reminds me of Cartoon Cat.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is scary how there are people on this board who love this awkward hideous shlock. Cinemaphile tourists who come here to compare and concern-troll are really vindicated in the past few days.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even remotely good either. It's like, slightly competent. It's just a bunch of HIDEOUS cartoon characters and no plot.

      I'm convinced it's a marketing campaign, autism, or children.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm convinced it's a marketing campaign, autism, or children.
        Yes to all those. Marketing (plus actors self-shilling) plus a combination of autists who secretly love youtube skibidi garbage feeling emboldened while posting alongside the fast and robust paid marketing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. I think Glitch had shills for Murder Drones too but it's far more noticeable now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bingo. Jax is literally just a collage of all the kind of male characters the Tumblr crowd went insane for. It's all too sell plushies and shit. It's just a product and not at all a show for its own purpose.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          why does everyone say Jax is the tumblerbait character when one of the characters is Spamton

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            because caine acts nothing like spamton

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            less people on average are going to be attracted to a character whose head is just teeth and gums

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm convinced it's a marketing campaign, autism, or children.
        Yes to all those. Marketing (plus actors self-shilling) plus a combination of autists who secretly love youtube skibidi garbage feeling emboldened while posting alongside the fast and robust paid marketing.

        Yes. I think Glitch had shills for Murder Drones too but it's far more noticeable now.

        >ITS DA SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLZ

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            sure buddy

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't know but his dialogue feels the most stilted out of all the characters

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is fed up with his job.w8s2p

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's cute

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to watch him frick Pomni

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He lives in a society

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a sociopath.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate his smile; this moron is capable of closing his mouth yet refuses to.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think he should brush his teeth

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bendy in disguise

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's prepping for Pomni dicky. He has to break the poor jester first before going in for the kill

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he knows he could get away with it too, if he scares her enough not to tell anyone

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably knows he's a loser outside of this world

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sans at home:

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gets too much pussy

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    eh, would.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cum on his smug face.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he needed a good dicking to be corrected

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yet another tumblr sexyman of the month
    He wasn't that insufferable in the pilot but his manufactured for terminally online twitter users personality is kind of boring

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so blatant too. That's how I know I'm not the audience.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To Goose's credit, Jax is designed to upset more and more people who like him the longer the show goes on.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    having to carry the entire show by being the only character they actually wrote jokes for

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comedy is tragedy+time
      >Verification not required

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >onceler sans rabbit already has a plush
    >our boy kinger gets jack shit
    I'm mad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already bought a kinger figurine

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        needs google eyes and a purple bathrobe

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex rabbit

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not having an animation that actually makes his mouth close when talking. Seriously jarring, like watching a sea anemone as-si

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do women like him

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's got sociopath/psychopath vibes.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a blatant ripoff

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