Like all idiotic savages (such as Hamas and Hezbollah), they think they'll be rewarded in the afterlife for this grave evil. They won't, they only anger God.
this it's explained in the epilogue he came to regret his service to saruman after recovering from exploding and having giant rocks rain down on him and recovered. he then had a brief stint as a porn star featuring in hobbit/uruk films and deep alcoholism/pipeweed addiction which he regarded as the lowest point of his life. however using the funds from it he opened up a series of relief centers for out of work orcs which trained them for postwar jobs and offered meals beyond maggoty bread. he is currently married and has 3 ground goblin demon uruk baby monsters from mudpits and is an advocate for preserving war of the ring heritage
Unironically cracks me up. Legolas has such moronicly insane feats in this series, but plot forced him to choke like LeMickey against the Mavericks just for muh steaks. Anything other time, Legolas would've done a triple backflip and shot his bow with his nutsack and hit that Uruk in the eye.
Like all idiotic savages (such as Hamas and Hezbollah), they think they'll be rewarded in the afterlife for this grave evil. They won't, they only anger God.
nice one schlomo
how about you set yourself on fire for your baby killing pets antisemite?
fire will rain upon israel, inshallah
it's written in your bible
How's life in the west treating you all my muslim brothers?
kek
So you’re saying the Orcs were just rightfully resisting genocide?
>rightfully
okay dawud
damn, ive never heard someone suggest the orcs were the good guys before
based?
neo-nazis don't simp for brown people challenge: impossible
wouldnt that, by default, make them not a neo nazi
I don't know, ask them.
Guess you don't have any nazis to hunt down.
>literally fermented orcs bred specifically to be evil and blow shit up
they were without sin for they knew not they did
Thank you rabbi Goldbergensteinowitz, very cool!
heck yes brother!
Fook?
Very true, it's a shame the 4chuds can't see this.
Shalom, Chaim! These goy- I mean guys will never understand!
Glory. W*men could never understand.
Have Olympics threads already started?
top lel
underrated comment
He thought he could tank the damage
>and he did
We never actually see his body.
this it's explained in the epilogue he came to regret his service to saruman after recovering from exploding and having giant rocks rain down on him and recovered. he then had a brief stint as a porn star featuring in hobbit/uruk films and deep alcoholism/pipeweed addiction which he regarded as the lowest point of his life. however using the funds from it he opened up a series of relief centers for out of work orcs which trained them for postwar jobs and offered meals beyond maggoty bread. he is currently married and has 3 ground goblin demon uruk baby monsters from mudpits and is an advocate for preserving war of the ring heritage
why do people think he died?
He knew it would be extremely kino.
An eternity in paradise
Greatness
Got to go out with a bang. Accomplished more than OP ever will in his shitty life
He always had meat on his menu
He became the meat that was on the menu.
Saruman paid his family $1,000,000
>Legolas choking hard webm
His little elf arrows were too weak to stop the Uruk tank mid-charge.
Unironically cracks me up. Legolas has such moronicly insane feats in this series, but plot forced him to choke like LeMickey against the Mavericks just for muh steaks. Anything other time, Legolas would've done a triple backflip and shot his bow with his nutsack and hit that Uruk in the eye.
>"UNLIMITED TENDIES!!!!"
He went to Valholl
>blows up the wall through sheer willpower and determination
genuinely inspiring uruk
he looks like a watermelon
WITNESS HIM
Being on the right side of history
BASED DIGITS
FELLOWSHIP CHUDS BTFO
Wealth, fame, power
Saving thousands of his friends from a grueling lethal siege
72 virgins