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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like all idiotic savages (such as Hamas and Hezbollah), they think they'll be rewarded in the afterlife for this grave evil. They won't, they only anger God.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice one schlomo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how about you set yourself on fire for your baby killing pets antisemite?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fire will rain upon israel, inshallah
          it's written in your bible

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you’re saying the Orcs were just rightfully resisting genocide?

        damn, ive never heard someone suggest the orcs were the good guys before
        based?

        Thank you rabbi Goldbergensteinowitz, very cool!

        heck yes brother!

        Shalom, Chaim! These goy- I mean guys will never understand!

        How's life in the west treating you all my muslim brothers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how about you set yourself on fire for your baby killing pets antisemite?

      kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you’re saying the Orcs were just rightfully resisting genocide?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rightfully
        okay dawud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn, ive never heard someone suggest the orcs were the good guys before
      based?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        neo-nazis don't simp for brown people challenge: impossible

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wouldnt that, by default, make them not a neo nazi

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know, ask them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Guess you don't have any nazis to hunt down.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >literally fermented orcs bred specifically to be evil and blow shit up
        they were without sin for they knew not they did

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you rabbi Goldbergensteinowitz, very cool!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heck yes brother!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fook?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very true, it's a shame the 4chuds can't see this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shalom, Chaim! These goy- I mean guys will never understand!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glory. W*men could never understand.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have Olympics threads already started?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      top lel
      underrated comment

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He thought he could tank the damage
    >and he did

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We never actually see his body.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this it's explained in the epilogue he came to regret his service to saruman after recovering from exploding and having giant rocks rain down on him and recovered. he then had a brief stint as a porn star featuring in hobbit/uruk films and deep alcoholism/pipeweed addiction which he regarded as the lowest point of his life. however using the funds from it he opened up a series of relief centers for out of work orcs which trained them for postwar jobs and offered meals beyond maggoty bread. he is currently married and has 3 ground goblin demon uruk baby monsters from mudpits and is an advocate for preserving war of the ring heritage

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do people think he died?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He knew it would be extremely kino.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An eternity in paradise

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greatness

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got to go out with a bang. Accomplished more than OP ever will in his shitty life

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He always had meat on his menu

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He became the meat that was on the menu.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saruman paid his family $1,000,000

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Legolas choking hard webm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His little elf arrows were too weak to stop the Uruk tank mid-charge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically cracks me up. Legolas has such moronicly insane feats in this series, but plot forced him to choke like LeMickey against the Mavericks just for muh steaks. Anything other time, Legolas would've done a triple backflip and shot his bow with his nutsack and hit that Uruk in the eye.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"UNLIMITED TENDIES!!!!"

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He went to Valholl

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blows up the wall through sheer willpower and determination
    genuinely inspiring uruk

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a watermelon

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WITNESS HIM

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being on the right side of history

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BASED DIGITS
      FELLOWSHIP CHUDS BTFO

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wealth, fame, power

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saving thousands of his friends from a grueling lethal siege

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    72 virgins

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