What was the last film you saw alone?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Northman (thought it sucked)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong because it was awesome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was awesome as

      wrong because it was awesome

      has said.

      You suck at rating movies and I hope you stop shitting your gay, unsolicited opinion online.

      >homosexual

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That M. Knight Shamala one where they age fast at the beach. Can't remember the name

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joker

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mission Impossible 6

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 2
    The whole theater was filled with children.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the past 3 weeks I have seen all of these films in the theater alone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Furiosa as bad as they say?

      And how was Monke movie?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really enjoyed furiosa, but I might be biased because I love all the mad max movies including beyond thunderdome. Chris Hemsworth stole the show. Might see it again before it leaves the cinema.
        The apes movie really started to drag towards the end. They didn't do enough to really make me care about the human girl. The ending sequence about the apes trying to access the military bunker felt so contrived and awkwardly executed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is In a Violent Nature worth seeing? I see it get compared to Alan Clarke and he's one of my favorite directors.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The movie is very slow moving and meditative. There were moments where the beautiful images of the forest combined with the killer walking through them worked for me and put me into a sort of trance, but they were fleeting. I ended up feeling pretty bored throughout.

        Saw In a Violent Nature the other day in a half filled theater. It was so quiet. No one even made a sound during THAT kill, idk if that's a gold thing or bad thing. Overall good movie

        There were two people in my screening who were laughing and cheering during all the kills.
        I definitely won't forget THAT kill for a long time. I thought about it all the way home.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Saw In a Violent Nature the other day in a half filled theater. It was so quiet. No one even made a sound during THAT kill, idk if that's a gold thing or bad thing. Overall good movie

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tenet

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Iron Claw

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Signs at a midnight showing.

    And I also seen O Brother Where Art Thou the first screening of the day and I was alone for that too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Signs
      one of the few movies I enjoyed so much upon release that I saw it twice in theatres

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same, I went again the next day to see it with my group of friends.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fight Club

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch all the movies alone can't stand people trying to talk to me during a film

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Furiosa. I actually hate people in cinemas so if I go it's always on the last day when there aren't many goers

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers endgame. It was KINO though so it was worth it.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The boy and the heron on release night

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally me

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joker (2019)

    >Why?

    Because society.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he saw joker
      >in theaters
      you crazy bastard you're lucky you didn't get shot by some incel mass shooter!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whew lad, true! Glad I didn't die

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YOU ARE A FRICKING moron. But seriously what do you mean?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla Minus 1. Was probably the best theater experience I had besides Rocky Balboa

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kingdom of the planet of the apes. i bought my ticket online and reserved a seat, when i get there a woman sitting next to the seat i reserved. So i sit a few seats over, she whispers to me asking if i want popcorn, when i reject her she just gets on her phone and starts scrolling through tiktok

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how anybody can stand going to a theatre. You have to deal with annoying people being loud, texting with bright screens, people blocking the bottom part of the screen, and worst of all, sharing armrests. Frick that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      humans are social creatures

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I considered going to Paterson alone, but I forgot by the time it was out of theaters, and after that the cat was out of the bag on straight-to-streaming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only kids movie i've watched in recent years is lego batman
      it was me and 2 other adult men in the theatres.
      i'm sitting there and a boomer and his two daughters come up and the dad says i'm in his seat - mind you, it's been about an hour into the movie. he says he's gonna go talk to the manager, i say "do it."
      he came back and apologized but still fricking hell how moronic can you be

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        forgot to mention he showed up to the wrong showing time

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monkey Man. I had been going places alone to help me get my confidence and self-esteem back after getting cucked by my only gf ever and even though the movie kind of sucked, it got me into training martial arts

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure I've ever went to watch a movie at the theater alone, but I also haven't been to a movie theater since I think 2010

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      loser

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're the guy who took this photo, do you tank the cringe and sit down and watch the movie or do you flee? Personally, I'd be Naruto running out of there

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't tell me this is how Cinemaphile looks like IRL

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to the Kstew Charlie’s Angels in the middle of the afternoon and I was the only person in the theater. I started jerking off during her tiny shorts scene using my chapstick as lube and I edged through the movie and coomed on the floor at the end. I hope a wagie slipped in my DNA and conked their bonkers

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jim Henson documentary on Disney+.
    They prop him up, but refuse to do anything meaningful to the property.
    Disney is the great Satan.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is your recourse if you're the guy sitting alone? On the one hand, it's a public space and taking photos of people is not against the law. On the other hand this guy has no reason to take your photo in this setting.
    I avoid conflict but I think here I'd have to get up and make him delete the photo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would punk his b***h ass out of the theater. He probably would have already been scared when the flash revealed me, a giant, blue collar moron with a homeless person beard.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Les Miserables
    >Star Wars TFA/TLJ
    >Blade Runner 2049
    >Joker
    I'm never going to the theater alone ever again

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alien re-release, was a lot of fun

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see everything alone. Last was Godzilla Minus One

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    furiosa
    there were like 4 other people in the theatre
    and i saw DUNC 2 in that same theatre and again, the theatre was pratically empty. weeknight movie watcher chads rise up

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who records someone else without their permission should be killed.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Contagion, the first showing that this particular theater at like 10AM. I had some free time during exams so I stepped out to the kino depot. There was literally no one else there

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Furiosa, we were 3 in the theater, it was release night too

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Furiosa. Also, I saw two females watching the movie alone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phantom menace when it was back in theaters a few weeks ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wanted to see that. i also want to check out the LOTR rescreening but its too far away

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Top Gun Maverick.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Halloween reboot. Also the last film I saw in theaters, or paid for in any way.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mission impossible dead reckoning.
    pretty good.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went and saw Run Lola Run yesterday at theaters (for it's 25th anniversary) because I am trying to get into more serious and foreign films. It was literally me and 3 other single white dudes in the theater who all showed up by themselves. I guess it is only single white dudes that watch these sort of films anymore. No distractions or anything like that though, which is nice.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aggro Dr1ft. There were some zoomers in groups of 3 to 5, maybe 12 or 13 in all and they were laughing a lot at the voice-over and the women twerking at the camera and it was making me laugh.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't watch films

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats clearly not a flash

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