What was the lesson of this movie?

What was the lesson of this movie?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do not judge a book by its cover.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      close
      Dont read.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbest fricking moral you can teach in real life. We base our society on covers for a reason. The cover is who you are and only expert sociopaths and spies can hide who they are.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disregard women, earn francs. I don't give a shit if France wasn't using them in the time period, just get them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      very Franc of you

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The true monster was the witch. Who else would curse an innocent child into becoming a teacup just because his employer was a dick?

    Unfortunately, it seems Belle will continue the wandering magic woman's legacy, what with her books.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Child doesn't let evil stranger in his house
      >The evil stranger proves him right
      Chances are that witch would have found another reason to ape out if let in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think the idea was for Prince Adam to be a straight up child when he told the woman to woman frick off, he was probably meant to be a shitty teenager instead.
        I also don't think that the ten years line from the song was meant to be taken seriously.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would argue punishing the rest of the castle was expressly to force the prince to see that his actions can have consequences which extend beyond himself. And probably had intended for said staff to kick his ass in anger for dragging them into things, fortunately for Beast, it seems his servants had absurd levels of loyalty.

      >Child doesn't let evil stranger in his house
      >The evil stranger proves him right
      Chances are that witch would have found another reason to ape out if let in.

      >WIZARDS: NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eat five dozen eggs every morning.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If your hobby doesn't make money, marry rich

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That french girls are horny as frick for hairy guys

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reading nothing but fairy tales makes you an intellectual. You never have to read anything more or anything else. Just fairy tales.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Belle and Beast are well positioned to ride out the Revolution and subsequent wars.
      The Terror and the Great Terror were largely confined to the Nobles who happened to be in Paris, ie not tending to their lands and people, and the Kongs Royal ass lickers at Versailles (like literally they would fight over the privilege or whipping his ass)
      Keep in mind that due to how inheritance laws worked in France there were so many people with some kind of noble title that a lot of them didn't have enough money to move to Paris, so they had to stick around and actually do their jobs.
      A lot of country folk defended their local nobleman

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women will betray the revolution out of sympathy for the "misunderstood" upper classes.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Furries are hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stockholm syndrome is one hell of a drug.

      I'll say.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People who think Beauty and the Beast is a portrayal of Stockholm Syndrome don't understand Beauty and the Beast or Stockholm Syndrome.

        https://i.imgur.com/VAymAzA.jpg

        What was the lesson of this movie?

        Unless a potential romantic partner is willing to actually listen to you, doesn't try to belittle you or your interests, and tries to better and improve themselves as a person, then theyre not the one for you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Unless a potential romantic partner is willing to actually listen to you, doesn't try to belittle you or your interests, and tries to better and improve themselves as a person, then theyre not the one for you.

          Written by someone who will die alone.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kidnapping a woman is okay if she falls in love with me.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Belle is a real Lady.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bitches love big castles big money, and big libraries

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be such an butthole

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beauty is on the inside. Both the Prince and Gaston were very handsome but had ugly, selfish personalities. Prince was turned into a beast to reflect his soul and his curse can only be broken if he could be redeemed and loved by someone who could look deep enough to see the good inside him.

    Gaston is the perfect reflection of Prince as he too is a handsome man who was ugly on the inside as he too was arrogant, selfish and just plain evil, the only difference is that Prince had good in him all along but it was overshadowed by his vanity due to his illustrious upbringing as a prince and it took the love of a woman to bring out that good to the surface, Gaston was just rotten to the core through and through and didn’t need to be rich and spoiled to be that way.

    BatB is legitimately one of Disney’s most sincere movies as far as the message goes and not to sound like a Rick and Morty fan but anyone who’s so shallow to think that it’s a story about Stockholm syndrome is too stupid to understand the story and it’s message.

    With ALL of that said however, I do think the message would’ve been more powerful if prince actually stayed as the beast as it would’ve made the message more powerful, something that Shrek actually got right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      #
      >I do think the message would’ve been more powerful if prince actually stayed as the beast as it would’ve made the message more powerful
      I disagree, the beast look was only meant to reflect his shitty personality, it was a curse that he was supposed to grow out of, by the end of the movie, it no longer reflected his true self.
      Fiona staying as an ogre honestly never sat 100% right with me because it kinda felt like they were saying "ugly" people have to be with other "ugly" people, as if Fiona couldn't stay in her human form and still marry Shrek, it felt more like a subversion just for the sake of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I do think the message would’ve been more powerful if prince actually stayed as the beast as it would’ve made the message more powerful
      >"Yeah you changed as a person and found true love but you'll still stay as a fricking animal frick you lol"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gaston was just rotten to the core through and through and didn’t need to be rich and spoiled to be that way.
      Oh yeah the beast was just RICH so he didn't know any better. Not like Gaston who was an butthole despite not even being rich. Obviously the beast is the only one worth fixing. Gaston? Not worth it at all.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay to be a complete butthole/c**t because you will meet a person who is just as bad as you and live happily ever after.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAVE SEX WITH MONSTERS
    FRICK YEAH BRO

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not about beauty, it's about impulsiveness. Belle reacts to her disinterest in the village and their mocking of her father by rejecting everything except her escapism, Gaston responds to the one person in town not in his thrall by scheming to force them to accept him, and the village jumps to murder as their first response to fear.
    Meanwhile the Beast, the central figure of the whole thing (Princess line marketing be damned), jumps from impulse to impulse, disgust to anger to overwhelming generosity to resigned sacrifice, until he finally considers his actions and simply dismisses Gaston rather than murder him in a fit of anger. That's what ultimately triggers his right to the happy ending.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else hate this overrated and shitty movie? Belle is the reason the movie is shit, she's a shitty perfect character who the movie demands that the audience see her as perfect.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't judge people for how they look, although the beginning contradicts this where the "old woman" tricked a little boy and cursed him for not trusting her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the beginning contradicts this where the "old woman" tricked a little boy and cursed him for not trusting her.
      Not really, she presented herself as a nice but ugly woman, but because he didn't let her in, she revealed herself as a beautiful but cruel woman, I'd say the contrast works.
      Also, I don't think he was supposed to be a little boy, he was probably meant to be a teenager at most.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or the Enchantress is just an evil b***h. It is typical b***h-I mean witch behavior.

        Maleficent fricked over an entire kingdom for not being invited to the christening of the princess.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dealings with Fair Folk are always a crapshoot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the Enchantress is just an evil b***h
          Exactly, she's evil and beautiful, which works with the whole "don't judge people for how they look" message.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Exactly, she's evil and beautiful, which works with the whole "don't judge people for how they look" message.
            I know that the Greeks are expected to offer their home to strangers or risk getting fricked by a god in disguise but you don't let strangers into your house because you don't judge a book by its cover.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't be dense anon, if some sad old lady wants to stay in your castle for a while, I'm sure you could afford to let her in.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't be dense anon, if some sad old lady wants to stay in your castle for a while, I'm sure you could afford to let her in.
                Sure but the evil c**t witch would probably do something worse over a minor slight because she can't think of a clever self-righteous punishment.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that disney just needs to start mass producing sex bots

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We could be like Beauty and the Beast. Waddaya say, wanna be my beast?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reading is great and you should read more

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    French flowers are custom built for BBC.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If two hairy illiterate brutes want to marry you choose the one who's rich and noble

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Outward appearance doesn't correlate with virtue also monster girls/boys are eternal

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >moral
    this isnt some fricking christian shittoon

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kidnapping women is the best way to get them to fall in love with you and also giving me kidnapping fetish

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "I can fix him" - the movie

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That 2D animation will always be better then souless live action remakes.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That what you really want in a man is a monster twice your size with castle to his name.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Something something too many people just want his hot fur body and it isn't true love so it doesn't work.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WWFD

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Girls dig furries.

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