What was the point of the Lard-Ass story in Stand By Me?

What was the point of the Lard-Ass story in Stand By Me?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't drink canola oil

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was ipecac you fricking moron.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >BOOM BABA BOOM BABA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >HEY CHOWDOWN LARDASS
      >WIDELOAD

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To make sure you remember that the main character who in the framing narrative is a successful writer family man with a shiny new computer, perfect house and perfect life is Stephen King, IE he grew up in small town wherever in the fifties and made shitty little stories
    >That bit when the dweeby kid mans up and pulls a gun on the bullies and tells them to get fricked? Yeah I would totally have done that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you've addressed the actual topic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut up wesley

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i always skip this scene in that movie. how would you describe me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lard Ass joins a pie eating contest, where the entire town just ridicules and insults him the entire time. Little did everyone know, Lard Ass planned to puke after the contest, which started a chain reaction of the entire town puking. It was his revenge. Afterwards he goes home, shoots his dad, and joins the Texas Rangers. He didn't have to pay to get into the contest either!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he didn't ask for a plot outline

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I misread him. I’d say he just doesn’t like to see people puking, I guess?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lol i guess. i like that movie a lot but that scene just seems crass to me. maybe i suck and am boring

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well, sure it’s crass but it’s a little kid’s story. I actually love that it’s just a nice little revenge tale but then it shows a lot of personality from each friend and what they take from it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Afterwards he goes home, shoots his dad, and joins the Texas Rangers.
        That was Teddy's suggestion because Gordy's ending was anticlimactic.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    to show gordie can entertain his 12yo friends with a story

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the movie is about growing up and losing your innocence?
    because the kids still are engrossed and excited about the revenge public puking story shows they still have some child like innocence

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    to give you someone to relate with, lardass

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a story-within-a-story to justify the fact that we are being told Gordie's story by himself as an adult.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gordie feels like an outcast in town and at times feels powerless but he plans to show them all and make it out and be successful
    Lardass is the town outcast and is powerless - but he uses his strengths to get revenge on everyone (from a kids story pov)

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To win the pie eating contest.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was also watching this on cable earlier, a fellow man of taste

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a cautionary tale to young viewers. Warning them not to become fat. Didn't work too well.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    funny gross out gag for the fellas

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Stephen King literally can not help himself but to put a self insert in every story, who is blatantly a writer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no writer in the Dark Tower series.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I presume you are joking. He was literally a character in the book, Stephen King, who wrote stories and had magic powers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are suggesting Stephen King is in fact NOT a writer? I would gladly subscribe to your newsletter.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    worst scene in the film, I always skip it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is this a pro gun film? The movies' climax is literally solved by gun self defense

    if not for the gun the kid would have died the way he did in his adulthood

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine your mind being this poisoned by politics.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think one of the big points is Corey Feldman's response at the end of the story. He doesn't really grasp the idea of coherent storytelling, so it places an intellectual barrier between the characters. It's like how River Phoenix later says something about the main character being smarter than then. Demonstrates how they can enjoy their companionship now, but when adulthood comes there will be a lot of distance between them.
    Also Corey Feldman's character originally appeared in Carrie (the book, not in any of the movie versions) as an adult and iirc he's a simple gas station worker who never went anywhere in life.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats wrong? Hit a little too close to home?
    Fat frick

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even as a kid I thought they did a shitty job with the puking effects. You could tell the tube spraying the puke wasn’t lined up with their mouths

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Art doesn't need a reason, it is self expression. If you don't like it, frick off

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was an homage to

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you look at the movie objectively, it's really just a grab at trying to be relatable to preteens and preteens. That story is still an urban legend going around, I heard a youtuber try to tell a version of it like it was his own a couple weeks ago and no one called it out.
    it was billy on drunken peasants

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