Are you a fricking child? Do you have zero reading comprehension.
If you had any semblance of logic, you could obviously tell how stupid and hypocritical it is to complain about "pandering" when you fully embrace pandering that is targeted towards you.
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Yes, because our pandering is for normal people, not for kiddy-diddler degenerates like you and other rainbow gays
sexuality is natural and good. diaz is the epitome of the "boomers really heckin cummed to this" meme. her looks are above average but not exceptional, girls like her are a diamond dozen in college towns, but she had something that the girls in the kpop spammers webms don't, which is the ability to radiate raw, charismatic sex. just fricking sex. when you see her you think of sex, immediately. sex sex sex. that's rare. that's special, and it has its place. the implication of sex, a whiff of it.
I'll make this simple. A hot white girl shaking her ass isn't similar to fliver-lipped jigga-boos, israelites, gays, trannies, or any other annoying and unimportant minority. Do you understand now? Probably not since you aren't white. Be mad, shitskin. That picture is as close as you'll get to our white goddesses.
Because they are the definition of soulless, they don't have a shred of genuine appeal. They are products and brands, not human beings. Everything from their words, wardrobes, faces, outfits and even names is a corporate manufactured product.
the same reason beautiful eastern european women frick fat beta whites for $120. people that eat boiled potatoes every day for dinner will do anything for money.
I find it hard to take Jeremy Clarkson's opinion on car aesthetics 100% seriously considering he thinks Cameron Diaz is one of the hottest women on the planet
Small breast women usually go braless as a means of getting attention. With only a single layer of fabric stimulating their nipples men will radar in on that shit.A chick with a pretty face who is slim and lack of tittage will rock the no-bra style until it becomes second nature to them. Bra's are to protect and support but when your shit is little what's the fricking point? What are you securing? Anyway chicks like her get used to not wearing bras then they get old and breasts start to sag over the belly which makes her look like a fridge even if she isn't. But his bare chest no-bra on skinny b***hes who are aging just makes your breasts and your chest look old and not worth the attention they're trying to draw to it.
>Small breast women usually go braless as a means of getting attention.
Or simply because, being small breasted, it isn't uncomfortable for them to do so. It's not like they really need the support.
Of course this doesn't apply to that prostitute who is clearly flaunting it like a stripper.
An enlightened position I wish I shared, even though IRL if any of those bugclone women offered me sex I'd accept in a heartbeat, when it comes to things to jack off to on the internet, they are pretty low on my list
They have good taste because curves are objectively the best thing about the female form and the key dimorphism that separates them from men.
Any man who disregards a fat ass in favour of a flat one, an Asian or skinny white girl, is simply closeted gay. Do not respond to such gays lest they start to warp your base aesthetic desires which are natural and normal.
>Men in the 50s preferred smaller asses
You mean the 1920s, idiot. That was the age of flat, boyish flapper girls.
The 50s was the time of voluptuous curves like Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, Mamie Van Doren, Jayne Mansfield and Diana Dors.
I'll tell you the real deal, bong, British women weren't known for their asses they were known for their legs, even back in old Paris a lot of the can can dancers were imported bongs because they had better legs than the French girls
And man, does anyone else wish that, while she was shaking her ass, she would have taken a giant dump in those undies in this scene? Just a big, long, giant, chunky brown shit, that eventually starts leaking out of the top and the leg holes? Haha, wouldn't that be funny?
Nah bro not like that. For comedic effect it’s be funnier if she had a big loud fart and a bunch of lil shit nuggets started comin out them panties. Maybe a little diarrhea slips out and flows down her leg while the mailman makes a “that’s gross” face haha
Watched it last night for the first time. Pretty good movie. I liked the high energy and fast pace. This movie had a lot of pop songs in it. I can see how it could get annoying for some people, but they're all songs from my youth so I liked it. Crispin Glover was great. Don't know why the frick Tom Greene was there. Also: Joey from friends. It's got a very high pace, even today, but in a good way. How's the second one?
>kpop simp has to barge in and post his plastic yellow monkeys any time someone is expressing attraction for a white woman
why are you gays so insecure? Not even something from television or film.
To make us horny
This.
>man I hate wokeness, they just shove black and gay people just to pander
>I LIKE DA HORNEY DANCE, MORE HORNEY DANCEE
>WTF YOU LIKE SEXY WOMEN??? THEN WHY AREN'T YOU SUCKING wienerS BIGOT?!?!
>NO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE THE THINGS YOU LIKE IN MOVIE, THAT'S PANDERING. BUT IT'S OKAY TO HAVE THE THING I LIKE IN MOVIES!
So just have blank screens be movies... What are you even trying to say
Are you a fricking child? Do you have zero reading comprehension.
If you had any semblance of logic, you could obviously tell how stupid and hypocritical it is to complain about "pandering" when you fully embrace pandering that is targeted towards you.
Yes, because our pandering is for normal people, not for kiddy-diddler degenerates like you and other rainbow gays
Rent free
Dear Black person troony,
You vill (sic) never be human.
Sincerely,
All of humanity (aka the aryan race)
sexuality is natural and good. diaz is the epitome of the "boomers really heckin cummed to this" meme. her looks are above average but not exceptional, girls like her are a diamond dozen in college towns, but she had something that the girls in the kpop spammers webms don't, which is the ability to radiate raw, charismatic sex. just fricking sex. when you see her you think of sex, immediately. sex sex sex. that's rare. that's special, and it has its place. the implication of sex, a whiff of it.
I'll make this simple. A hot white girl shaking her ass isn't similar to fliver-lipped jigga-boos, israelites, gays, trannies, or any other annoying and unimportant minority. Do you understand now? Probably not since you aren't white. Be mad, shitskin. That picture is as close as you'll get to our white goddesses.
Dilate and cope
lol you're a necromorph ROFL
dilate and seethe
fpbp why did you all post in this thread after this
Jesus Christ this awoke me when I was like 10 or so. Like a truck.
for me to coom
It's not sexy at all I'll tell you that
it's cute-sexy
>t. low test and possibly gay
To sell you the idea that Cameron Diaz didn’t wall immediately after The Mask
To shoe off her flat ass.
Holy shit she was never attractive. Look at that fricking rectangle fridge of a torso.
well thats a scene talking about how she's hitting the wall, like a midlife crisis movie for women except they're just 30
Her face is no picnic either
Not sure if she fixed it, but her nose used to be on par with Owen Wilson
a girl looking like that gets 10x more attention than the most attractive males
no shit men and women are different
And? Men are dogs. The problem for women is finding a valuable partner, not a lack of prospective ones.
Did you seriously just hit the realization that men are ugly and women are beautiful
she was only attractive in the mask
I swear all attraction to her stems from this one scene.
>boomers fell for this forced perspective trickery
I know padded b cups when I see em bruh
New here huh?
Seems out of left field, is all.
My first boner
My first boner was Uma Thurman in Johnny Be Good. Sad how hard she mogs her own daughter.
>Sad how hard she mogs her own daughter.
No shame in being mogged by Uma but yeah, she mogs her hard.
uma was my biggest celeb crush i wanted to frick her so bad 20 years ago. she’s so much hotter than her daughter it’s actually sad, for maya
Her daughter is still attractive. It's just her mom was a generational beauty. Can't expect to look just like her.
fair
The bridge of her nose is so thick the Russians could use it to get to Crimea.
pointy elbows
That's good, I like a robust woman that can take a few punches to the face.
ideal woman for me would be Uma's mother's face with Uma's daughter's breasts.
Uma has better breasts too imo.
Never found her attractive.
>that tasteful glisten of sweat on her breasts
It's rain, she just came in from the rain.
Same difference.
The rain isn't as salty when I lick it off her body.
One of those white girls that are all face no body.
It’s an average face with banging body for me. Which is my girlfriend.
Sounds like cope.
Not even remotely. Girls with no body or shape are ugly. No face can carry that
Sounds like you’re literally gay.
she’s also thin god forbid. i’m sorry but i’d take young cameron diaz with pointy knees over all the fatties and single moms at my disposal
Try as you might, but the average flyover mutt doesn't mind if they're fat and will actually prefer them that way.
never noticed that roidgut before.
>Boomers cum'd to and dreamed of this
that's all we had.
but of course now we know these chicks were frickin weinstein for these roles.
Correct
>woman with normal breasts comes in to mog her
What was wrong with people in the 90s that this was the gold standard
white people has not become completely Black person brained yet. you like overweight sheboon tier b***hes because you've been brainwashed into it.
I'd titty frick her but my dick isn't 3 feet wide
christ, her body is hideous. Her wiener sucking skills must be out of this world
nice troony belly button
>boomers found this fridge torso'd no titz hot back in the day
jesus christ some things really do change for the better
this is even worse
Christina MOGS cameron
F R I D G E
pretty ugly tbqh but I'd still hit if I could
Only time I found her hot was in The Mask, she aged badly and the original Charlie's Angels mog the shit out of the newer ones.
that is unironically a man
is that tall chloe
what the frick man
I realized why her face kinda looks the way it does. She's cuban. She's a white washed cuban.
so male viewers could think about sticking things in her slot
What a weird dance routine-it's like when the guards in London do that silly little shuffle
i see these kpop women and recognize that theyre attractive but they make me feel nothing. no other group of women has this effect on me
Because they are the definition of soulless, they don't have a shred of genuine appeal. They are products and brands, not human beings. Everything from their words, wardrobes, faces, outfits and even names is a corporate manufactured product.
This isn't even a human that you posted, why would you have this type of image saved
Women like when men want to sleep with them as long as the men stay over in a corner somewhere unless they're attractive or have money
Why do asians frick fat beta whites for $120 in literally every city and small town?
the same reason beautiful eastern european women frick fat beta whites for $120. people that eat boiled potatoes every day for dinner will do anything for money.
it's modern day sex slavery.
Titillation. A perfectly valid reason for it to exist.
5 figures medical bill, and still no ass.
she seriously has one of the best asses
(Ass not pictured)
I dont like nig baboon ass but this kpop azn spamming is sad. Wearing tight shorts to push a curve into a thigh is not an ass.
Boring ass
I find it hard to take Jeremy Clarkson's opinion on car aesthetics 100% seriously considering he thinks Cameron Diaz is one of the hottest women on the planet
For you to look back on in this hellscape of current year film and remember one man.
Harv. We didn't deserve him.
He had terrible boomer taste wtf are you talking about all "athletic" mannish skinny women
i miss harv everyday. never thought i’d feel bad for a israelite but here we are
>Millennials actually coomed to this
I'm a GenX and this is the only movie I've ever seen THRICE in theatres.
based except kingpin is the better farley brothers film
yes, unlike zoomers, we could actually coom without 5 different clips of BBC cuck coprophagy troony porn playing on multiple monitors
>Projecting
Classic millennial
>Millennials created the 5 different clips of BBC cuck coprophagy troony porn
fricking disgusting bawd
she is of latin descent after all. They cant help but be bawdy
they also wall hardest
Sorry, but I refuse to be attracted to the Crypt Keeper
Small breast women usually go braless as a means of getting attention. With only a single layer of fabric stimulating their nipples men will radar in on that shit.A chick with a pretty face who is slim and lack of tittage will rock the no-bra style until it becomes second nature to them. Bra's are to protect and support but when your shit is little what's the fricking point? What are you securing? Anyway chicks like her get used to not wearing bras then they get old and breasts start to sag over the belly which makes her look like a fridge even if she isn't. But his bare chest no-bra on skinny b***hes who are aging just makes your breasts and your chest look old and not worth the attention they're trying to draw to it.
>Small breast women usually go braless as a means of getting attention.
Or simply because, being small breasted, it isn't uncomfortable for them to do so. It's not like they really need the support.
Of course this doesn't apply to that prostitute who is clearly flaunting it like a stripper.
i would
only dumb Cinemaphile pedos wouldnt
>wearing Goldrim
She was still leveling then
wew
Dolf lundgren lookin b***h
she looks like she'd be fun to binge drink and snort coke/meth with
Are breasts and ass really that much more expensive than all of the other KPop slave surgeries?
Tushy
This is now a flat Asian ass thread.
crazy how i used to watch this on cable with my mom when i was a kid
need
i can only show you amazing asian asses
they're safety shorts
> i can only show you amazing asian asses
Feel free to start doing that at any time
What about the one with the jeans shorts that shows her pussy slip?
prostitute
So embarrassing, they try so hard to pretend to have asses
as long as they have a turd cutter between i don't care about big or small it is
An enlightened position I wish I shared, even though IRL if any of those bugclone women offered me sex I'd accept in a heartbeat, when it comes to things to jack off to on the internet, they are pretty low on my list
>buttpads sticking out under shorts
wtf...
I jerked off to it. Too bad it was such a very short scene.
Did Cameron suck wiener when she did porn and blackholed it or just the gay bdsm topless shit?
I missed this live action king of the hill episode. Why is hank wearing panties..?
To teach young boys to fap
Always shoving her butthole in our face, gross!
>her
She has no ass, so I have no clue
What's with Black folk and your obsession with huge asses?
because their women have large asses
They have good taste because curves are objectively the best thing about the female form and the key dimorphism that separates them from men.
Any man who disregards a fat ass in favour of a flat one, an Asian or skinny white girl, is simply closeted gay. Do not respond to such gays lest they start to warp your base aesthetic desires which are natural and normal.
holy cope dude skinny women smell better than your curvy negresses
>mature feminine women bad
high test
Heh I’m stealing this
>high test
Men in the 50s preferred smaller asses. I guess zoomers are higher T than men in the 1950's
I liked big asses before it was cool to like big asses.
t. 1500 ng/ml at 33 years old
>zoomers are higher T than men in the 1950's
>Men in the 50s preferred smaller asses
You mean the 1920s, idiot. That was the age of flat, boyish flapper girls.
The 50s was the time of voluptuous curves like Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, Mamie Van Doren, Jayne Mansfield and Diana Dors.
it came full circle back to flat bullshit in the early 2000's and now we are in a curve phase again but with Black person ass twerking n shiet
porn wasn't that easy to get back then, this stuff was great for most people.
It's really gross how old these actresses were.
What's with the bug people spam?
It’s one guy who doesn’t like Tulsa king.
>doesn’t like Tulsa king
So he posts korean women?
Feels like falsegayging at this point. Just trying to get more people hating kpop and Korean women.
It does seem to be working
I had considered that too, if it's the end goal then I suppose it's working. The spammer still should genuinely kill himself asap regardless.
The funny thing is that nobody actually likes kpop, it's just something pushed like crazy for some reason.
Because South Korea has banned traditional porn so kpop is treated by the populace as its replacement for their sexual release.
if you google any of this it has been memoryholed as just a controversy
Yeah, it's disturbing how easy it is for something like that to be memoryholed. It's like something out of fricking Metal Gear. But with feminists.
South Korea is a feminist country
kpop is actually more popular in japan than jpop
japs love korean culture
thats because jpop girls look like mongoloid freaks
> kpop
Uncanny valley samefaces
> jpop
They look human
Jpop wins by default.
What the frick is the difference
squint
bro no one likes k-pop to begin with other than /trash/ and Cinemaphile autists hell even fricking Cinemaphile hates them
make my prepubescent peepee hard
Mate
No one is going along with you. What kind of mental disease do you have?
Now that's a nice ass British women have plumpest ass tbh
Bri'ish "women" are the worst only behind Americans
What about Canadians or Australians?
Can't compete with Bri'ish bums
I'll tell you the real deal, bong, British women weren't known for their asses they were known for their legs, even back in old Paris a lot of the can can dancers were imported bongs because they had better legs than the French girls
Fake hair. Fake ass. Fake woman.
>>man I hate wokeness, they just shove black and gay people just to pander
>>I LIKE DA HORNEY DANCE, MORE HORNEY DANCEE
Sex appeal obviously.
And man, does anyone else wish that, while she was shaking her ass, she would have taken a giant dump in those undies in this scene? Just a big, long, giant, chunky brown shit, that eventually starts leaking out of the top and the leg holes? Haha, wouldn't that be funny?
Nah bro not like that. For comedic effect it’s be funnier if she had a big loud fart and a bunch of lil shit nuggets started comin out them panties. Maybe a little diarrhea slips out and flows down her leg while the mailman makes a “that’s gross” face haha
>Haha, wouldn't that be funny?
Yes actually it would be hilarious lmao.
hank hill ass haha
my uncle used to steal my spider-man underwear
i can see her butthole
Enhance
Based. Bless you. I wish asiaticposts were banned on Cinemaphile unless they're wearing pussy-high shorts.
God damn, I didn't know she was that blessed
For real? She has literally everything. Perfection.
not seeing a bush
women with shaved pussies is a deal breaker, they might as well have a tattoo above their pussy that says "I'm a childish prostitute"
I don't think she ever showed her pussy. You can see her breasts and ass in plenty of things but quite confident no pussy shot.
She kept it classy, pussy is for her man's eyes only
Touche.
Good.
Gay.
her feet are misshappen. terrible toe game
Nena > Maya > Uma
all three are goddess-tier tbf
Looks too much like a diaper
To the show the freedom of a woman's sexuality, and to make coomer wack to it...
this is when i knew i liked girls wearing boy underwear instead of pantsu
I love korean women. So pretty, so cute. They have wonderful personalities and great sense of style. These other gays are coping polcels.
Watched it last night for the first time. Pretty good movie. I liked the high energy and fast pace. This movie had a lot of pop songs in it. I can see how it could get annoying for some people, but they're all songs from my youth so I liked it. Crispin Glover was great. Don't know why the frick Tom Greene was there. Also: Joey from friends. It's got a very high pace, even today, but in a good way. How's the second one?
There's even a scene in it where Tim Curry gets trampled by feet, so it's quintessential Cinemaphile.
tom green was dating drew barrymore at the time, i believe she was a charles angle
That would explain it, seeing as she was also a producer.
>Don't know why the frick Tom Greene was there
Because Drew Barrymore was the executive producer and Tom Green was her boyfriend at the time.
So if I liked the first one, is the second one worth checking out?
nice ass
I love Ella Hughes, with her cute British accent, and her do anything nasty spirit, but I hope you don't get in trouble for that post.
>All actress and actor discussion should pertain directly to their roles and careers
yeijibros we are here
This is what got me going.
At the time I thought I was a Natalya guy, not realizing Onatopp was turning me on more.
God damn I wish she'd squeeze me
>kpop simp has to barge in and post his plastic yellow monkeys any time someone is expressing attraction for a white woman
why are you gays so insecure? Not even something from television or film.
She did it better.
>Cameron Diaz movie
>Characters randomly start dancing
Yep, it's kino time
probably the most overrated american sex symbol, her face was bogged from the get go and her body is what women think men find hot
For me, it was Drew Barrymore gagged.
For me, it's her disguised as the pit crew.
oh lawd, you’re right