Most of Seven Samurai isn’t slow. Its just long. Would work perfectly fine as 4 episode prestige tv series they make these days. 2001 is just fricking slow without the book’s narrator. Btw Hidden Fortress is the best kurosawa flick
A lot of hate for this post as if saying it’s slow = saying it’s bad. Reality is it’s the slowest thing I can remember watching, but it’s also very good. Is everyone really so coom brained now that if something isn’t a million satisfactions per second it’s automatically filtered to bad? Do you homosexuals even edge?
I watched Midsommar today and I have no idea how people could like it compared to Hereditary, The Witch or The Lighthouse. It felt like a shitty Wickerman with way to much build up for an awful pay off.
Slowbros, we need to catch up.
Or slow down. >Norwegians have reclaimed television as relaxation. They’ll watch unedited footage of a train chugging for hours from Bergen to Oslo or a five-and-a-half day programme chronicling the MS Nordnorge’s voyage along the coast. > Even “12 hours of nonstop knitting” is a selling point. There may not be much to rehash around the water cooler, and the clips won’t go viral, but the viewing experience is less harried.
from recent movies >lamb with noomi rapace
it was so slow and boring it bordered on parody. >black phone
absurdly simplistic and straightforward. If you know everything about the scene long before it ends, the movie will drag as hell. >1922
similar case like blackphone.
2001 A Space Odyssey
Seven Samurai. And I say this as a fan of rashomon and Yojimbo.
Gay
Most of Seven Samurai isn’t slow. Its just long. Would work perfectly fine as 4 episode prestige tv series they make these days. 2001 is just fricking slow without the book’s narrator. Btw Hidden Fortress is the best kurosawa flick
Until the moon scene it does seem like it's never going to end. But after it changes to the HAL part it picks up pace
This is understandable.
These are just zoomer plebs.
>filtered by 2001
>calling anyone zoomer plebs
Are you implying the 20 minutes of monke throwing shit at each-other is not slow?
Yes.
i said it was slow
not that i didnt like it
I usually hate slow movies, but had no issues with 2001. Try Solaris instead. It's the real space stinker.
I don't like George Clooney.
I mean the Tarkovsky version.
But the one with Clooney is better.
A lot of hate for this post as if saying it’s slow = saying it’s bad. Reality is it’s the slowest thing I can remember watching, but it’s also very good. Is everyone really so coom brained now that if something isn’t a million satisfactions per second it’s automatically filtered to bad? Do you homosexuals even edge?
assass of jesse jam by cow rob for
I'd say this but unlike most examples it's still great.
some pretty shots but that's it
Deer hunter
Absolute worst movie I ever sat nearly all the way through
The Batman 2022
you got filtered
Probably some Bela Tarr shit.
dragged across concrete
I actually fell asleep the first attempt
Godfather
Stalker
unironically this, the first hour isn't that bad but afterwards it gets horrible and just keeps going and going
Enter the Void.
Prehysteria
Hard to be a god (2013)
burning
Inland Empire
It did become very tense as time went on, but gee, what a slog
this trash
Not a movie.
Not trash.
But boy is it slow.
Lmao, the cartel episode almost made me lose my mind.
I'd say it actually is a movie, just magically stretched into an excruciatingly slow miniseries
I watched Midsommar today and I have no idea how people could like it compared to Hereditary, The Witch or The Lighthouse. It felt like a shitty Wickerman with way to much build up for an awful pay off.
I watched the extended version with a tinder date and we had sex half the time, I'd say that's a good way to experience it
Primer. But Marvel might be more your speed
Empire.
Barry Lyndon
And i love it every time i watch it
Are you the guy from the other thread who splattered himself on a motorbike?
Slowbros, we need to catch up.
Or slow down.
>Norwegians have reclaimed television as relaxation. They’ll watch unedited footage of a train chugging for hours from Bergen to Oslo or a five-and-a-half day programme chronicling the MS Nordnorge’s voyage along the coast.
> Even “12 hours of nonstop knitting” is a selling point. There may not be much to rehash around the water cooler, and the clips won’t go viral, but the viewing experience is less harried.
Ad Astra
lost highway
"FDR: American Badass!" felt like it was 4 fricking hours long, one of the worst movies ive ever seen
Godfather 2
frick that movie honestly, wasted 3 and a half hours on that boring ass shit
The Dark Knight
Blade runner 2049
Most recently, The Power of the Dog
2 hours to say the dude was gay, wow
it was obvious he's gay like 15 minutes into the movie. That's not what the movie was about.
from recent movies
>lamb with noomi rapace
it was so slow and boring it bordered on parody.
>black phone
absurdly simplistic and straightforward. If you know everything about the scene long before it ends, the movie will drag as hell.
>1922
similar case like blackphone.
Once Upon a Time in America