What was the worst cinema experience you've had?

What was the worst cinema experience you've had?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do they eat?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cow feces

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i work at a hardware store and this is 100% true. we have cow manure for sale and i swear to god i've only seen pajeets buy this shit by the bulk. they all reek, barely speak english, and always want to bargain with super low retail (2x or even 3x less than cost sometimes). i fricking hate indians

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        chutney

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sticks and bugs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bob and vegana

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that must be why they all look like they're starving

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        everything

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am so fricking glad I wasn't born an Indian

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can always go lower.

            Even Indians wake up in the morning saying "Thank God I'm not Anthony Burch."

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Obsessed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Monkey brain

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        poopcorn

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        poop

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mmm, roasted Pajeet.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyday I wakeup and thank god I am not indian

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should curse him for the 1.5 billion that are

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I went to watch Alita a fat guy was clearly jerking off under his coat beside me. Took me out of the story. Good thing it was my second viewing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He jerked off twice?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Excellent.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He sounds based. You, on the other hand, sound like a huge pussy too scared of doing something different to the status quo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you really wanted to focus on the movie you should've helped him to finish faster.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dead Indians
    How is this not based?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not enough of them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched the video. Sadly nobody died

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the lastest games bonb on a dying projector, sat next to a constantly talking teenager who didn't even care what they were watching

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that time I saw The Dark Night Rises in Aurora

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'M THE JERKER BABY

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What was the worst cinema experience you've had?
    You da cia premiere shooting?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing too bad, except for the time I nearly sat in a puddle of cum.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >went once

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Avatar: The Last Airbender
    Tron 2.0
    All Of The Expendables
    Napoleon
    Dunkirk
    Nu Wars

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeets

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God clearly created Indians for our amusement

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happened? Obviously, someone brought fireworks in a theatre, but were they lit by accident or..?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lit by accident
        how?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >were they lit by accident

          Well, like this

          for example

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >were they lit by accident

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Shahrukh khan on yezdi? That explains the crowd.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this what happened when they first saw the card trick?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All it’s missing is a train

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          looks legit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cameraman sticks his head out to see what happened
          >gets taken out by the next pole
          We lost 100 good pajeets that day. It only stopped when the train was empty.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Entire country is a never ending slapstick experiment

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're completely unaware of their mortality

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God's jesters

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        india runs on Looney Tunes logic, one moment they'll be singed and the next cut they'll be ok.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're trying to reroll

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what moron brought fireworks into a cinema

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tiger 3 was ok tbh but I'm an SRK supremacist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this India only or do they also frick up theaters in canada and england?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Superpower by 2020

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wow this movie is really good!
      >You're right Rajesh! I should light up some fireworks to celebrate!
      >Wait Pajeet, maybe that's not such a good idea
      >What could go wrong?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And so it was that Rajesh and Pajeet were roasted alive, their moronic souls consigned to the flames for all eternity. Many other poos also perished in the blaze, for it was the will of Vishnu, the moronic elephant god with twenty arms and thirteen legs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that this didn’t turn into the deadliest structure fire in history is proof that god has abandoned us

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SAR DO NOT REDEEM THE FIREWORKS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when the new Marvel trailer hits

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all just recording with their phones instead of getting the frick out of there
      wtf is wrong with pajeets,seriously

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wtf is wrong with pajeets,seriously
        millennia of inbreeding and vegetarianism

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the Black Panther community went this hard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy KINO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they like this? Bongs why didn’t you fix these people?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bongs why didn’t you fix these people?
        Can't be done. They're fundamentally broken.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking annoying browns who think it’s okay to talk gibberish through the whole movie and bring their stinky food in with them. The whole fricking cinema smelled like rancid curry and shit.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOT THE LAMBORGHINI

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Riijard D. Jayymesingh Album

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Lawless in theaters and the picture was floating in the middle of the actual big screen. Like 50% of the size. I should have gotten up when the movie started to tell them, I thought it would be corrected. I got a refund after the movie and it was at this time I learned the movies are all digital, there's no projectionist, and film hadn't been in the theaters for a few years.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not lined up dick-to-ass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's more like it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >all those jeets and nogs desperately trying to land a job before their student visas expire
          Wow, what a tailor made slave class for the globalists. Truly perfect group of people that will never try to improve their lot and risk getting deported and fired.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >london
          London has become the portal to the universal netheranus.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol natural selection. Let them drink their diseased water "because 20 years ago it wasnt a thing..?"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homie that's London Canada. yes, I bet you thought it couldn't get worse than London proper. well now you know it can.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The line MUST go up though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not a bong. what the frick is going on here?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, that's not Britain

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the first video I mean

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Still not Britain you fricking moron.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably canada and probably jobfair for the endless hordes of pajeets

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        job fair in Toronto

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your replacement white boy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that one petrified white

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My god, you stupid canucks are just letting your spineless ass become extinct in your own home. What the frick is wrong with you all? Trudeau hasn't even had a single attempt on his pathetic life. All the globalist traitors need to be thrown into rendering machines.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brown people using technology is so other worldly

  17. 4 weeks ago
    DICKS CURE DYKES

    I took a shitload of kratom and fell asleep during DUNC, woke up in a sweat and puked all over myself in a packed theatre. The smell made most of the people in the audience retch and leave. I had a rape hoodie with me so I just put that on over my puke shirt and power walked out of there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kratom is gross. I've taken way too much before and thought I was dying. Shrooms are way better kino enhancers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fricks a “rape hoodie”?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kratom? Grow up and take percs like a man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would but theyre much harder to find

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Psst. Look up odsmt. Get it now before they make it illegal. You're welcome.
          Also dont take it at the same time as kratom some dude died from that combo. You're welcome.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how do i acquire it? its basically tramadol right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rape hoodie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is strangely similar to my dune viewing except i didn't throw up, just slept most of the middle movie

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poo is flammable?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to watch Godzilla Minus One in a cinema
    >a third of the way into the movie it pauses for about 5 minutes until someone gets up and complains to staff
    >they rewind the film by about 10 minutes and let it play again
    >somebody pulls the fire alarm in another part of the cinema and forces an evacuation of the building
    >falsealarm.gif
    >go back to the session after about 10 minutes of standing in a massive crowd of people
    >movie is paused. they rewind it but go too far back.
    >they then pause the movie again and skip to a later part of the movie which we missed while we were evacuating
    >they pause the movie again
    >rewind by about 5 minutes
    >at this point people are walking out and begging them to stop fricking around with the movie and just let it play
    By far the most bizarre and worst experience I've had.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Saaaar I operate videolan VLC Mediaplayer for she very professional

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was definitely a powermove from the venue, they wouldn't ever dare to try this shit on something high-t like Fast and Furious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds somewhat similar to when I saw Puss n Boots 2, except it was about a cat instead of about a kaiju.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I saw ParaNorman, great movie but this black kid in the audience wouldn't shut the frick up for the entire thing.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chaos unleashed: Cinemagoers flee as fireworks erupt inside theater in India

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deadpool, it was full of fat people laughing at every single quip. Probably made me realize how bad capeshit really is.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay even the COWS in India are disgusting?? even ignoring this is taking place indoors next to an ATM, North American cows don’t spray diarrhea all over the place and roll around in it, they dump a cow pie and move on and are clean, the frick is this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because the cows eat garbage and litter they find lying around so they're really fricking unhealthy

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nerve gas, unfortunately.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nerve gas

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clotshot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you pause at 0:12 you can clearly see the nerve gas

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alien attack

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Quickening

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vaxx status?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trains have figured out how to get their prey even outside the tracks
      I’m scared, sirs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick did the guy on the right have 0 reaction at all. The only explanation is that he's seen it before, or at least witnessed death before enough times? There's something not right with these people

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This can't be real lol, surely this guy was shooped into the gif somehow

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >0 reaction at all
          He gets up and leaves. That reaction is known as the "Not my problem. Not gonna be my problem."

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          touching someone who is being shocked like that is a dumb idea

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its the "not my problem, i'm not paid enough for this shit" reaction

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          5 o'clock, home time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are those burns forming on him?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, continuous voltage like that can literally cook a body from the inside out in less than a minute. which is even worse when when you consider that it also causes muscle contractions that can make it impossible to let go. Shit's scary, yo. I thank god every I don't live in asia

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it
        It's 220/110 volts. You can't die from it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why was he looking for the ring there

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So the dog was fricking HIM in the ass?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need audio sauce pleas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone link me pls

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honorary canadian

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ayo you homies ain't really filming a dog smashing me cuh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You jus be knowin' n shiet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to save this but at the same time not really

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always love the little head bob the blue shirt does

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is it with indians and head bobbing. Is it a genetical thing or a cultural thing?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's just a culturally specific gesture, kind of like how shrugging is common in a lot of places but it doesn't really exist in east asia

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    During Superman II in a Jersey City NJ theater the Black folk were all freaking out and shouting at the theater during the big metropolis fight. But then again they were doing it during Jacob's Ladder in NYC.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH SHIT OH SHIT NIGGUH GOING CRAY OH SHIT NIGGUH OH SHIT OH SHIT AINT NO WAY NIGGUH AINT NO WAY

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think there is a good reason India is irrelevant despite having so many inhabitants

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how can nobody have replied to this, people literally eating the leftovers of a bum.

      this country is hell on earth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UBUNTU!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      truly vile what the frick is wrong with them?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man is really hard not to be racist against Indians.
      What a Cursed country.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We need to send more trains -- aka Fingers of Kali

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        T. Pajeet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Man is really hard not to be racist
        No it’s not.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ON TOP OF THE SHEETS? jesus

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Took a girl from my neighborhood to see suicide squad and she brought her friend, paid for all of the tickets like a cuck. She talked with her throughout the whole thing. Movie was dogshit too.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see:
    >a mentally moronic man shit his pants in the handicapped section during Predators, stunk so bad that people started leaving.
    >premier of LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring was oversold, I had to sit on the floor for the entire movie.
    >Was watching Bruno in theaters, an old boomer preacher got so offended he walked in front of the screen during the showing to preach a sermon about how we're all going to hell for watching that filth.
    >watching any comedy or horror movie at the local "inner city" theater. You can imagine why.
    >watching some horror movie years ago at said inner city theater, they were still using analogue film projectors and the film caught on fire near the end of the movie. Got a refund but I never got to finish the movie and find out what happened.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Was watching Bruno in theaters, an old boomer preacher got so offended he walked in front of the screen during the showing to preach a sermon about how we're all going to hell for watching that filth.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watching some horror movie years ago at said inner city theater, they were still using analogue film projectors and the film caught on fire near the end of the movie
      This happened to me when watching Spiderman 2 with my sis at the same theatre as

      Blood Diamond.
      >came late
      >me, sisters and mother had to sit near the front
      >used to be luxury theatre that had been outshone and forgotten
      >dirty
      >neglected
      >popcorn on an empty seat next to me
      >movement
      >ignore it because crucial scene in the film
      >finally turn to see a rat the size of a fat cat
      we fled to some seats further up
      frick that shit.
      Actually when I think about it that was still better than watching TFA.

      but back when it was still half decent.
      It was mid fight with Doc Ock near a clock tower or something and then the frames jumped and a massive burn hole appeared on the screen.
      I thought it was just part of the film, some dumb effect until the lights came on. Never seen anything like it before or since.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      of LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring was oversold, I had to sit on the floor for the entire movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would gladly sit on the flood of à cinema to have a chance to watch the fellowship for the first time again though

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anytime a pokemon came on screen 20 kids started yelling its name
    >anytime a pokemon made an attack 10 kids shouted the name of the attack
    >constant laughing
    >constant talking
    >movie wasn't even that interesting
    truly horrible experience

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon 2000 was the true kino of the crop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like you're alot of fun at children's birthday parties

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can still clearly hear all the kids crying when Pokemonman gets fricking killed hellish shit tbh.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exploding jeets are funny

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >went to see Drive at the cinema
    >had to go to the bathroom afterward
    >sitting down in an empty bathroom stall taking a dump
    >some guy takes the stall next to me
    >feel awkward, so i try to break the ice by asking if he enjoyed the movie
    >he doesn’t respond
    >start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder
    >he says ”not really”
    >ask him if he ever seen any other films with Ryan Gosling
    >he says ”no”
    >feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall he’s on in a fit of rage
    >instantly regret it
    >say ”sorry”
    >he doesn’t respond
    >feel really bad
    >hold some money under the stall as a peace offering
    >he doesn’t take it
    >tell him to take it
    >he says no
    >feel really freaked out so i wipe, get up and leave
    >wait outside the door of the toilet to apologize
    >see him come out
    >say ”i just want to apologize”
    >he says ”frick off”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should've offered him some crab legs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amazing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ha ha. You guys aren't really this autistic... right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe every word of this. How much money did you offer? Did you start low in case he wanted to negotiate? Were you prepared to tip?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's pasta moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for sharing your story. Had a very sensible chuckle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hold some money under the stall as a peace offering

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only one person recognized this pasta
      Dead site

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and you apparently dont know that people reply to pastas as if theyre real

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feebly smash a bathroom stall wall in impotent rage because someone didn't watch Gosling films

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when a couple started jerking each other off 3 seats away from me in the movie theatre during the holdovers. they were not subtle at all. people need more shame

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lived in Aurora and coulda went to the midnight Batman screening but am naturally skeptical of that hack director

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw xmen2 next to two homosexuals who were mmmmhmmming after every thinly veiled pro gay speech made . The movie was made homosexual pedophile israelite Brian Singer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual
      allow me to show you this redpilled movie:

      https://rumble.com/v4uomzo-aids-the-judgement-of-god-full-documentary.html

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going to see a movie in India is like actually being in the film itself complete with dancing and pyrotechnics.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever had a "bad" or worse experience at a cinema/theater.
    I'll claim the worst experience I had, though, was my most recent trip to IMAX and it's because I'm 37 and sat in the middle: I had to look up for nearly 3 hours and my neck hurt the rest of the night and following day. My mistake.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mission to Mars. Awful movie.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had to sit through all of Avengers Endgame with a splitting headache

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I saw Thor 2 they were running behind and showing the ending instead of the beginning without telling anybody, but I didn't know that because I was late getting there, I just thought it was a record stratch opening. Then the end credits started

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blood Diamond.
    >came late
    >me, sisters and mother had to sit near the front
    >used to be luxury theatre that had been outshone and forgotten
    >dirty
    >neglected
    >popcorn on an empty seat next to me
    >movement
    >ignore it because crucial scene in the film
    >finally turn to see a rat the size of a fat cat
    we fled to some seats further up
    frick that shit.
    Actually when I think about it that was still better than watching TFA.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ask out crush to Adam Sandler movie
    >she's laughing at all the jokes and seems to be enjoying the humour
    >poop joke comes on and I see my date laughing
    >OH YEAH YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, WATCH THIS!!
    >pull down my pants and start shitting on the floor
    >entire theatre laughing, everyone else starts pulling their pants down and shitting too
    >sassy black woman in the front says "oh lawd we gon' have a mess in hea"

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girl who didn't know how to do handjobs tried to murder my dick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had the opposite experience when I was 16 and accidentally shot some cum on the back of this old guy's head (he was seated in front of us). I don't think he noticed and just went about watching the movie and then leaving without issue.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cumming on some old dude sounds pretty gay, anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't mean to, sorry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Girlfriend was trying to give me head in a Previously empty theatre then two chicks came in and had to sit in the row behind us. Had to watch Shrek the Third instead of fricking

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Battlefield Earth and Reign of Fire. Far and away the worst movies I've ever seen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw battlefield earth when I was super wasted. Couldn't bear to look at the screen for half the film because the constant dutch angles were making me nauseous as hell.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit I was sober when I watched it and I still wanted to vomit from it (the Dutch angles were also pretty bad too I guess)

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I saw IT chapter one I had to move seats because a girl next to me had her phone in front of her face for the first 30 minutes of the movie and in front of me 3 gym rats kept jumping and screaming at every scary scene.
    When I take my nephews to see movies I always wait until there is a quiet scene and let a loud one rip. The last time I did it a group of black teens that were surprisingly quiet and stayed of their phones somehow knew it was me and kept looking at me in disgust.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We do this to distract teachers when we pass chit in exam

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This Black person answered a phone call and had an entire conversation during the movie.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do indians poo in the theater?

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Went to a sleepaway camp in Massachusetts. One day, while on a trip out of camp, we went to see Guardians Of The Galaxy. Aside from making the mistake of seeing it on opening day, which meant we were the only normal people in a sea of cosplayers.

    The real kicker however was the theater itself. We pulled up to a "Jordan's Furniture" and when we walked inside everything was all done up like Bourbon Street and there was a crazy animatronics show.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon, this is for worst cinema experiences, not BEST cinematic experiences

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know but I've never had an exceptionally bad moviegoing experience, that's really my only notable one and I wanted to share it somewhere.
        Here's a clip of some of the show:

        They were also selling furniture there, the facade entrances open to the furniture outlet and the cinema was upstairs, accessible by a red-carpet themed escalator. There were cartoon paparazzi pictures with flashbulbs embedded in the cameras and piped in crowd noise.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Went to see a movie and snuck a Red Bull inside to drink. When I opened it, it exploded all over me and some black girls weave.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What was the worst cinema experience you've had?
    Every single time I went I had a bad experience, I just fricking hate people I guess, there's always someone on their phone, someone's watch reflects the screen light directly into my face, loud chewing, randomly talking, frick cinemas man I'm not going anymore

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fat guy loudly explained simple jokes to his wife throughout the whole movie when I saw Cop Out and it was an awful experience because I was watching Cop Out.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope they got their money back.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got the worst handjob of my life in a theater once.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't a handjob. That was just a guy trying to get around you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well either way I didn't have a very good time and I stained my good cargo shorts.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Spiderman 2 in theaters and during pic related some guy in the front yelled out "YEAH, YEAH YA homosexual!" and a good chunk of the theater started audibly laughing.
    It wasn't really bad at all, but moreso just funny lmfao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen these movies in years. Are you sure this is from 2, I thought Norman was dead in that one

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is, but this is a vision of his father that his son is receiving when he decides to become the Hobgoblin.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Dark Knight Rises at this really small theater that had one screen the size of a classroom. About twenty minutes into the movie, these five buttholes barge in, right off the fishing boats and already pretty drunk. Imagine the dudes from Cabin Boy, but younger and stinkier. They were talking throughout, loudly, saying dumb stuff like
    >I'd make him (Batman) eat shit
    >That dude (Bane's) a pussy. Bring back The Joker
    When Catwoman was onscreen, they started catcalling and whooping, being very disrespectful to women. When she's bent over in her tight suit, the tallest, fattest fisher actually got up, walked over and started humping the screen. One of his buddies called out, laughing
    >That's not gonna do anything!
    So this guy actually takes his pole out and strokes it until he actually blasted his chum on the screen.

    Everybody's pretty complacent until now, and this theater has no ushers, but finally, the projectionist talks to the snack bar guy/ticket taker and sends him in to toss the guy out. Snack guy quietly asks him to leave and all the sailors kick his ass. The projectionist stops the movie and calls the police, but the jerks have left by the time they arrive.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A theater full of moviegoers watched an obese, grown man stroke his wiener until he blasted nut onto the screen
      dude WHY

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was one of only two people in this movie called The Night Listener. Robin Williams. I caught a late show. It wasn't a great theater anyway, had this weird smell. I noticed it was just me and this cute college girl with red hair. She smiles at me like five minutes in, and five minutes after that, she just comes out and says, "I guess it's just us!" I get and go sit next to her and we talk throughout the movie. After the movie we walk out of the theater. I wanted to ask her out or something, but I was too nervous. So she just says, "Maybe I'll see you around" and walks away.

    As I'm going back to my car, I realize that when I got up to change seats, I left my jacket behind. I go back to the theater and the guy's picking up, he found my jacket. He asks if I enjoyed the movie, "One man show." He says it's not worth running the projector when there's only one person in the audience. I ask him about the smell and he turns somber. He says the theater just recently reopened. Six months ago there was a terrible fire and they still haven't gotten the smell out. I asked if anyone died, he said just one person, a cute redhead, what a shame.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      missed opportunity for guilt free rape with no victim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reddit post

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I saw Watchmen. It was a packed theater, and apparently I was the only one there who had read the comic and knew that it wasn't going to be typical capeshit. There was a sizable number of Basketball-Americans in the theater, and they wouldn't shut up the entire time. They'd start yelling and chanting that the movie was boring, they hooted and hollered during the sex scene, and they'd be having conversations with each other during dialogue scenes. Except instead of talking in a normal voice, they were shouting their conversations. It was complete hell.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where they watching Sherlock Gnomes?

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Avatar 2 in IMAX 3D
    >Projector is fricked up so the entire movie has a doubled, out of focus look to it
    >Sort of comes together if you unfocus your eyes like those stereoscopic puzzles
    >Have an agonizing headache by the end of the movie
    >Talk to a couple of guys outside and we agree to demand refunds
    >Ask the ticket slave
    >"Uhhhhhh yeah bruh lemme get muh manager"
    >Wait for fifteen minutes, no one comes back
    >Pretty soon people realize there's no one checking tickets and start to walk into theaters without paying (based tbh)

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We were teenagers sitting down to watch something, idk what it was maybe Iron Man or something and were talking through the pre-movie show where it's all advertisements and I guess someone said frick and this boomer in front of us stood up and yelled "hey boys watch the language there's kids here". He wasn't with any kids it was him and his fat ugly wife.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watching Garfield with Bill Murray
    >room full of noisy kids
    >watching Ghostbusters: Frozen Lesbians
    >room filled with people who can't turn off their phones

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know it smell crazy in there

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably when I went to see happy feet and they forgot to actually start the movie until like 20 minutes in, shit movie too.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indian rekt thread?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0.25x speed to see his skull split like a banana.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Creed iii I had to yell at zoomers to shut up 2 times and get the manager to kick them out

    Logan I had to call this group a bunch of c**ts

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at Duluth's Omnimax theater
    >one of those giant dome screens
    >King Kong is playing
    >Kong's death
    >camera spinning as Kong falls from building
    >little brother gets motion sickness
    >mfw projectile vomit everywhere

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indians are so fricking disgusting that even africans were making fun of their lack of basic hygiene on tiktok

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frozen
    People kept calling security to shine a flashlight on me to see if I was jerking off

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >At Deadpool (2016) opening weekend Dad
    >Theater is so full we have to sit in the middle front row right in front of the screen
    >Things we're going good until 4 greasy, unwashed, (for lack of a better word) capeshit fans come sit behind us
    >Immediately notice a revolting stench. Like rotten eggs and dry jizz.
    >Next two hours my nose hairs recoil back as the stench never ceases.
    >Finally movie ends and begin to leave, take a good hard look at the culprits, just as I had suspected.
    >End credit scene where Deadpool says to leave the theater.
    >"HAHA OK DEADPOOL!" I hear as we begin to leave to exit.
    All these years now and yet it's still as vivid in my mind as when it happened.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *with Dad

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i never had a bad experience because i live in south america

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I never had a bad experience since my life is already hell
      sad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then everyday you don't get killed over 2 pesos is a great day

        >these losers have to tolerate brown chimpout because their own elites betrayed them for cheap brown mystery meat labor

        sad, malls are still a thing here too, unlike in shithole united states where browncels destroyed the concept of real life shopping

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure a functioning infrastructure and amazon did that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_flight

            sad

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              your country doesn't even have whites in the first place, joao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes we have, but they're usually from a southern european stock, instead of a northern european like you guys have (at least for now)

                https://www.highly-respected.com/p/would-an-indian-president-still-be

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a "south american manlet has an entire folder at the ready to pretend he's white" episode

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i have southern european ancestry, and that's fine by me

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >southern european
                >white

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i think you should worry more about browncels flooding your country instead of arguing with some random anon from south america

                >proud south american self esteem is derived from not being south american
                It must be genuine hell not being white

                south america>>>>

                [...]

                america

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >south americans are based, you know why? because we aren't from south america!
                I hope you get why this is funny

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i can say the same thing about you lol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you can't though because I didn't say that. your argument is literally "south americans are good because they're not from south america. north americans are bad because they're getting flooded with south americans" it's a complete self own

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                my argument was that i prefer living in south america over north "pajeetland" america

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >south american brownoid found another flavor of brownoid lower on the totem pole to scapegoat
                i'm honestly happy for you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i hope your country wakes up and deports all browncels, otherwise it's over for you, do or die situation

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >SA>NA
                yeah i really dont think so, im sure the two best countries to live are comparable to our shittier states

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >proud south american self esteem is derived from not being south american
                It must be genuine hell not being white

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Online shopping is still only about 16% of sales, people just avoid malls because they're less convenient than just going to a store and getting what you already looked up online instead of browsing the stores in person. Using malls to spend hours there and eat at the food court is a dead concept.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People dont have time anymore. The boomer concept of having cash to spend and time to do it or enjoy a day out is dead because people wage slave to pay rent and utilities or are NEETs who refuse to leave their homes because they have no idea what to do when their outside and live on fixed incomes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seething brown zoomer can't handle the banter and immediately starts crying. many such cases, sad!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >seething brown zoomer can't handle the banter and immediately starts crying. many such cases, sad!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then everyday you don't get killed over 2 pesos is a great day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats how i feel living in an american state with 10% black population or less, never had a experience where nogs were all loud have to go see tyler perry to get that

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Revenge of the Sith and a couple of autistic nerds behind me would go "WOW" after every fricking explosion or light saber showing up. It was the first time I ever turned around and told someone to shut the frick up.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brought some b***h I wasn't even that interested in to a shitty Adam Sandler movie and sat through the whole the thing so I could drop her off and be done with the date

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Scary Movie (2000) at the bad mall in town. I was fearful for my life. There was so much noise, I couldn't hear most of the jokes, one gang brought a bunch of 40s in and were breaking their empties on the floor, and a group of thugs cordoned off a row of seats in the back of the theater and ran a train on a couple of teen girls. Shit was scary AF.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ran a train on some teenage girls
      excellent imagery good writing, all around enjoyable post

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was supposed to go out with my wife to see a movie together but we had a fight. So I said frick it and went by myself. I cant even remember what movie it was..maybe the second Hobbit? I bought a soda cup and filled it with coke and was just pouring shooters of whiskey in it through the whole movie. I got trashed and dont remember making it home..but at least I did. Then the wife was pissed because I was drunk, couldnt win that battle..

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went with a friend to go watch The Thing and they spent 25 minutes trying to get the sound working and kept fricking up the Direct Tv shit they had connected. We left and wanted a refund and the lady at the counter said we had to go online to get a refund. The online website said we had to get refunds from the counter. It was a sad day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was it the original Thing or the new one?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The original. They were doing a re-run but managed to completely frick it up. I remember watching Coraline when they brought it back to theatres and the DVR broke and skipped like 5 minutes of the climax.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no original thing
          >no refund
          It is a sad night..

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What was the worst cinema experience you've had?
    A movie about magicians called Now You See Me. I thought it was the stupidest thing I had ever seen.

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peak experiences were both Black personkino
    >Avatar: The Way of Water
    >packed theater
    >pair of Black person teens sitting next to me
    >they're going "OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" during any action setpiece
    >I basically start joining them in reverence for Based Jim

    >GxK
    >huge family of nogs next to me
    >Black person father is clearly high as frick
    >keeps turning to me to comment on action scenes
    >monkeykino enhanced by proximity to the missing link

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there was some random movie i went to watch about a bunch of people locked in some south american office building with a killer, or something
      it was like me, a black dude, and 2 other people sprinkled about the theatre.
      black dude went "OH SHIT" a few times (i did too, but i'm a halfie)
      also me and a black friend were quietly talking shit to the first hunger games and some white dude told angrily told us to shut up. we didnt, and our other friends didnt mind

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ngl i love when strange old black men feel some compulsive need to talk to rando strangers that aren't even pretty women

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol it actually is great. Old black dudes love to chat after they are past their ape out phase. I have some kind of strange magic on older black women too, they love my eyes. I should be careful..

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when i worked at a city minimart I had old black ladies all the time talking to me sweetly calling me baby and whatnot, instantly made me treat them better than most customers

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They love it, and when you call them maam or miss they are wet as frick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That kinda shit does make things more fun.

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One time we sat in the first row. Our necks were destroyed by the end of the show. We suffered a holocaust.

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taking my mother to see The Spirit. I expected something like Sin City with a dashing superhero, and I thought she'd like it. Holy fricking dog shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did Alec Baldwin shooting bullets everywhere concern you that much?

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any news from the other provinces?
    >none id like to share

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Steals your movie parking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sikh are so disgusting.

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how come we never got the tapes from the Colorado/Batman shooting?

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