They should have Russell Crowe be in Gladiator II as either a Proximo kind of character, or just some random philosopher that the main character encounters in the streets of Rome.
"Slave, remove your helmet and tell me your name!"
"Maximus Diabetus Maximum. Commander of the Feedlots of the North, General of the Foodlion Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Harland Sanders. Father to August Gloop, husband of Bonnie Grape. And I will have my nachos, in this life or the next."
>this is madness
no, this is wendy's
>The frosty, sometimes it makes the spoon stick.
Nice reddit humor
he is beautiful, damn you
>You ate at Little Caesar's?
>I DIDN'T SAY I ATE THERE, I SAID THEY LET ME USE THE BATHROOM ONCE.
Lost hard.
lmao
They should have Russell Crowe be in Gladiator II as either a Proximo kind of character, or just some random philosopher that the main character encounters in the streets of Rome.
Holy shit.
>I'm more fit than george Clooney
>he still mogs more than half the male actors in hollywood right now
how does he do it?
Not giving a frick energy.
"Slave, remove your helmet and tell me your name!"
"Maximus Diabetus Maximum. Commander of the Feedlots of the North, General of the Foodlion Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Harland Sanders. Father to August Gloop, husband of Bonnie Grape. And I will have my nachos, in this life or the next."
Maximus Decimatus Platus
He's morphing into Del Taco.
This movie was so good, i was cheering everytime he hit someone
okay now I want to see gladiator 2
Juat getting into shape for Master and Commander 2.
>60 year old man looks old
>Now prisoner 24601, your time is up and your paroles begun...
>*labored breathing*
>You know what means!?
>Yes, it means you're FAAAAAT
Bam looking better than he has in years. Heartagrams up, earthrockers, we're back.
The frosting. Sometimes it makes the fork stick.
*burp*
>I'M FOUR JAVERTS!
I will have flatulence in this life or the next.
BRRRAAAAP
I'LL HAVE THE NUMBERS 2, 4, 6, 0 AND 1, DO NOT FORGET MY DRINKS